Head to Japan. Search for ninjas.
[1] Huh. No ninjas. Respawn?
I am death of having a ninja ninja you. Therefore I can't die and am in the world searching for people who will get ninja'd.
Ninjas are just that good. And ninjaing is a forum thing. It's when someone posts while you're typing a post.
Kill Yog-Sothoth
Thus killing everything
[3+1v2+2] Yog-Sothoth gets the sniffles back on Earth. Odd.
Respawn as a progenitor-type figure in the IFPoD. Spawn a race of tigerpeople.
[2] No dice, ha ha.
Shrug, return to digging.
[4] You give up on digging in the plane with your bare hands when you find a finite featureless spherical pickaxe. You don't know how you know it's a pickaxe.
Make galaxy over IFPoD.
[2] No dice. Ha ha.
Create nation to rule the IFPoD.
[2] No dice. Ha ha.
Recreate some of the laws of the universe
[6] You recreate ALL the laws of the universe you know! Thankfully, before your ignorance can destroy everything, you die because you left out ones that would let you live. Respawn?
Stop that, get rescued. If for some reason they were only messing with me, PLAY LOUDER.
No one around.
Become infinitely dead.(it part of the plan.)
[4] You are now deader than dead. You are in a kinda cramped infinite featureless colorless dimensionless box. Respawn?
Have earth invade IFPoD and help us take down Yog sothoth along with me using a Titan.
[2] No dice. Ha ha.
A revolver that's super.
So helpful.
Last action.
[5] Wheee!
GM TURN:
"Hey, look! More dead guys!" Some people approach your area.