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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VI: Universe Shattered  (Read 18124 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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The Art of Minimalism VI: Universe Shattered
« on: January 05, 2013, 04:07:13 pm »
You are on an infinite, featureless plain.

Welcome to the sixth The Art of Minimalism. Join at any time.

Spacetime Shattered

Spoiler: Features (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: People (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: January 16, 2013, 07:50:38 pm by GreatWyrmGold »
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Just Try to Furtaka This
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2013, 04:10:10 pm »
Change location to Compton L.A.
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Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Just Try to Furtaka This
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2013, 04:13:47 pm »
Summon Giant spider.
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You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Just Try to Furtaka This
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2013, 04:15:19 pm »
Make star.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Just Try to Furtaka This
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2013, 04:24:20 pm »
Appear and hunt down [2] scapheap. Butcher him and make tasty sandwiches out of the spoils. Eat the spider for dessert if it or anything even vaguely related or similar appears.
« Last Edit: January 05, 2013, 05:26:42 pm by Harry Baldman »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Just Try to Furtaka This
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2013, 05:08:23 pm »
@Title: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT FURT AND THEREFOR HAVE NO CHANCE OF FURTUKAING ANYTHING.

Summon Darvi(s)!
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Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Just Try to Furtaka This
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2013, 05:26:06 pm »
Put everyone in Scotland.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Just Try to Furtaka This
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2013, 05:48:09 pm »
(someone has taken my idea of stealing from Irregular webcomic)

Ask for a job form head death.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Just Try to Furtaka This
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2013, 05:55:08 pm »
First off, I ask you not to mess everything up, you do. I ask you TO mess everything up, you keep trying. Is there ANYTHING I can say to make you less likely to do so?

Quote from: TCM on January 05, 2013, 04:10:10 pm
Change location to Compton L.A.
[6] I have no idea where that is. Louisiana or Los Angeles?

Quote from: scapheap on January 05, 2013, 04:13:47 pm
Summon Giant spider.
[5] There's a swarm of Medium Monstrous Spiders rampaging in Something, LA!

Quote from: ShadowDragon on January 05, 2013, 04:15:19 pm
Make star.
[2] Nope.

Quote from: Harry Baldman on January 05, 2013, 04:24:20 pm
Appear and hunt down [2] scapheap. Butcher him and make tasty sandwiches out of the spoils. Eat the spider for dessert if it or anything even vaguely related or similar appears.
[4v5] scapheap doesn't seem interested in your "sandwich" idea once you explain the concept of a scapheap sandwich. [1] The spider seems interested in a Harry Baldwich, though. Respawn?

Quote from: ExKirby on January 05, 2013, 05:08:23 pm
@Title: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT FURT AND THEREFOR HAVE NO CHANCE OF FURTUKAING ANYTHING.
Summon Darvi(s)!
[2] Failure stings.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on January 05, 2013, 05:26:06 pm
Put everyone in Scotland.
[1] You head to Scotland.

Quote from: Persus13 on January 05, 2013, 05:48:09 pm
(someone has taken my idea of stealing from Irregular webcomic)
((I had it earlier, but discarded it for an infinite void. You ninja.))

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Ask for a job form head death.
(Someone actually read the OP)
Since you posted after I closed random.org, you're the Death by Having A Ninja Ninja You.

GM TURN:
A [2] random stereotypical drunk Irishman stumbles towards you. Any of you Irish? You might want to punch this guy before he perpetrates the stereotype that Irishmen are violent.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Just Try to Furtaka This
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2013, 06:00:51 pm »
[3] Respawn and make sandwiches out of whatever the plain is made out of.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Just Try to Furtaka This
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2013, 06:05:29 pm »
Teleport everyone to Scotland.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Just Try to Furtaka This
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2013, 06:11:42 pm »
Make black hole.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Just Try to Furtaka This
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2013, 08:17:15 pm »
Create living quarters for the players. Preferably, durable ones.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Just Try to Furtaka This
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2013, 08:18:57 pm »
Wake up and smell the flowers
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It's FEF, not FEOF

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Just Try to Furtaka This
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2013, 08:39:17 pm »
Dig underground, obtain various metals
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