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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VI: Universe Shattered  (Read 18137 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No dice. Ha ha.
« Reply #90 on: January 10, 2013, 06:55:33 pm »

Respawn.
Rap everyone to death with a wooden spoon.

[2] You unwisely smack Head Death on the head with a wooden spoon. Respawn?

Respawn and keep digging. Focus on metals, both rare and common.
[2] Where's the pick? There is an explosion, though. [5] You survive without even singed clothes!

I just want a really cool revolver and to be in space. And not dead. Or going to die soon.
[4] You have a cool revolver and are about 15,000 miles off then ground. If you were on Earth, you'd probably be orbiting. As you aren't, you've got a while to hit the ground. By my calculations, about 125 hours (5 days and change) assuming air resistance, much sooner if not. Let's see...maybe 30-odd hours?

Ask head death for a job again.
[2] CAN'T. I JUST GAVE AWAY THE LAST OPEN SLOT. [4] A massive explosion leaves you mostly unharmed.

Respawn and Absorb Head Death
[3] WHAT THE...YOU MORON. [4] DON'T MESS WITH HEAD DEATH. Respawn?

RESPAWN WITH BAGPIPES AND CREATE LIFE THROUGH SHEER AWFULNESS OF BAGPIPE MUSIC!
[3] THAT MUSIC IS PRETTY GOOD. FOR BAGPIPES. [3] And explosion takes off one arm, though.

New game I must be in some sort of menu screen.
[3] You are sent back to where you were at the start of the game: the IFPoD. There is an explosion. [4] You're okay.

Respawn as SCP-682.
Dig hole in IFPoD.

[6] You start tearing a hole in the plane, before realizing that if you're here, you must be dead, which is impossible. Respawn?

Respawn outside of IFPOD. Find earth.
[1] You respawn halfway through the Plane. Uh-oh...hey, an explosion. [2-1] Respawn?

Respawn, become hiveminded kitten colony.
[3] You are a kitten! [2] Who loses two legs in an explosion.

GM TURN:
The Deaths of Making Head Death Angry and Explosions Caused by Logical Deductions arrive.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No dice. Ha ha.
« Reply #91 on: January 10, 2013, 06:58:32 pm »

Head Death, you say?
Create infinite facehuggers.
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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No dice. Ha ha.
« Reply #92 on: January 10, 2013, 07:07:53 pm »

Respawn. Kill Death to death
« Last Edit: January 10, 2013, 07:20:07 pm by Furtuka »
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Vorthon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No dice. Ha ha.
« Reply #93 on: January 10, 2013, 07:15:46 pm »

Try to appeal to Head Death's sense of empathy/pity with my pitiful condition.
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ShadowDragon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No dice. Ha ha.
« Reply #94 on: January 10, 2013, 07:40:56 pm »

Respawn as Azathoth.
Ask what the head death is the death of.
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misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No dice. Ha ha.
« Reply #95 on: January 10, 2013, 11:27:55 pm »

Build shovel/pick out of bone of various corpses then.
talk to deaths. "Hello over there! What's up!?! Would you like to earn a hard day's work?"
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Harry Baldman

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No dice. Ha ha.
« Reply #96 on: January 11, 2013, 12:42:02 am »

Keep playing. Ask Head Death for position as minstrel.
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scapheap

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No dice. Ha ha.
« Reply #97 on: January 11, 2013, 03:13:42 am »

Teleport to England, Earth.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No dice. Ha ha.
« Reply #98 on: January 11, 2013, 11:47:43 am »

Escape after respawning.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No dice. Ha ha.
« Reply #99 on: January 11, 2013, 06:16:37 pm »

Head Death, you say?
Create infinite facehuggers.

Um.
[2] Nope. Thank Gods.

Respawn. Kill Death to death
[3] You kill the Death of Making Head Death Angry, which angers Head Death. He kills you and promotes a new Death of Making Head Death Angry. Respawn?

Try to appeal to Head Death's sense of empathy/pity with my pitiful condition.
[4] IT'S OKAY, A JOB JUST OPENED UP. YOU'RE DEATH OF DROWNING IN SEWAGE NOW.

Respawn as Azathoth.
Ask what the head death is the death of.

[5] Sure. I AM RETIRED FROM THE ACTUAL SOUL COLLECTION SIDE OF THINGS. I'M JUST MANAGEMENT NOW. RELAXING YET STRESSFUL. MIGHT WANT TO GET THAT LOOKED AT, SINCE PARADOX IS ALREADY COMING OVER.

Build shovel/pick out of bone of various corpses then.
talk to deaths. "Hello over there! What's up!?! Would you like to earn a hard day's work?"
[1] They explode. Somehow. Respawn?

Keep playing. Ask Head Death for position as minstrel.
[6] SURE. You are now an entertainment for the Department of Death. Your free time dwindles to none, because you're evidently the only entertainer in the Department...

Teleport to England, Earth.
[5] Dang.

Escape after respawning.
You run around in straight lines. Turns out, the Infinite Featureless Plane of Death doesn't seem to have any edges...
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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No dice. Ha ha.
« Reply #100 on: January 11, 2013, 06:19:58 pm »

Respawn. Begin slowly assassinating all the Deaths working from the lowest ranked one and going up the ranks
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No dice. Ha ha.
« Reply #101 on: January 11, 2013, 06:27:37 pm »

Teleport to a random nation.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No dice. Ha ha.
« Reply #102 on: January 11, 2013, 06:30:21 pm »

Awesome. Be the best minstrel I can be. Do not, I repeat, do not initiate steamy office romance that will totally get me fired.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No dice. Ha ha.
« Reply #103 on: January 11, 2013, 06:33:53 pm »

Summon Nyarlathotep.
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misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No dice. Ha ha.
« Reply #104 on: January 11, 2013, 06:41:25 pm »

Respawn on earth, preferably near a metal deposit.
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