Respawn.
Rap everyone to death with a wooden spoon.
[2] You unwisely smack Head Death on the head with a wooden spoon. Respawn?
Respawn and keep digging. Focus on metals, both rare and common.
[2] Where's the pick? There is an explosion, though. [5] You survive without even singed clothes!
I just want a really cool revolver and to be in space. And not dead. Or going to die soon.
[4] You have a cool revolver and are about 15,000 miles off then ground. If you were on Earth, you'd probably be orbiting. As you aren't, you've got a while to hit the ground. By my calculations, about 125 hours (5 days and change) assuming air resistance, much sooner if not. Let's see...maybe 30-odd hours?
Ask head death for a job again.
[2]
CAN'T. I JUST GAVE AWAY THE LAST OPEN SLOT. [4] A massive explosion leaves you mostly unharmed.
Respawn and Absorb Head Death
[3]
WHAT THE...YOU MORON. [4]
DON'T MESS WITH HEAD DEATH. Respawn?
RESPAWN WITH BAGPIPES AND CREATE LIFE THROUGH SHEER AWFULNESS OF BAGPIPE MUSIC!
[3]
THAT MUSIC IS PRETTY GOOD. FOR BAGPIPES. [3] And explosion takes off one arm, though.
New game I must be in some sort of menu screen.
[3] You are sent back to where you were at the start of the game: the IFPoD. There is an explosion. [4] You're okay.
Respawn as SCP-682.
Dig hole in IFPoD.
[6] You start tearing a hole in the plane, before realizing that if you're here, you must be dead, which is impossible. Respawn?
Respawn outside of IFPOD. Find earth.
[1] You respawn halfway through the Plane. Uh-oh...hey, an explosion. [2-1] Respawn?
Respawn, become hiveminded kitten colony.
[3] You are a kitten! [2] Who loses two legs in an explosion.
GM TURN:
The Deaths of Making Head Death Angry and Explosions Caused by Logical Deductions arrive.
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Topic: The Art of Minimalism VI: Universe Shattered (Read 17936 times)