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[scapheap]

Summon anti-Nyarlathotep.

[Xantalos]

Create infinite Haspens.

[freeformschooler]

Spawn as something random. Be happy with the result.

[Persus13]

Apply to head death for a job. Preferably Death of being wrestled to death by Steve.

[Vorthon]

Get myself a cloak to act as a uniform for my new job.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Respawn. Begin slowly assassinating all the Deaths working from the lowest ranked one and going up the ranks

[3] You kill the Death of Drowning in Sewage and the Death of Being Killed by Someone Trying to Kill A Whole Cosmic Department. DAMMIT! STOP NOW, BEFORE I KILL YOU AND SIC PARADOX ON YOUR SOUL.

Teleport to a random nation.

[1] You teleport to the bottom of the ocean and end up escorted by the Death of Being Crushed by Several Tons of Water to the Infinite Featureless Plane of Death.

Awesome. Be the best minstrel I can be. Do not, I repeat, do not initiate steamy office romance that will totally get me fired.

[6] You completely avoid any kind of unneeded or optional interaction with your coworkers. The Department decides it's not worth the hassle.

Summon Nyarlathotep.

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Respawn on earth, preferably near a metal deposit.

[5] You do. You've struck gold! And platinum! And silver! And iron! And copper! And...

Summon anti-Nyarlathotep.

[4] Gyg> The crater is worsened. Respawn, y'all?

Spawn as something random. Be happy with the result.

[1] You spawn with an armed nuke. The crater is made worse. Respawn?

Apply to head death for a job. Preferably Death of being wrestled to death by Steve.

[2] CAN'T. BUSY REPAIRING.

GM TURN:
THANK GODS YOU MADE IT. I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THAT; DON'T REMIND ME WHY.
RIBBIT.
JUST FINISH FAST AND BE DONE WITH IT. WE CAN'T HAVE A FEATURELESS PLANE WITH A GINORMOUS CRATER!
RIBBIT. RIBBIT RIBBIT.
OH, AND THERE'S SOME OTHER PROBLEMS TO FIX WHILST YOU'RE HERE.

[Vorthon]

Respawn as kitten hivemind.

[Xantalos]

Nyarlanthotep is the sane one.
Proceed to respawn as Shub-Niggurath.

[Furtuka]

Transform Nylarlathotep into the anime girl version of him. I'm not joking that actually exists.

[Persus13]

Respawn. Continue to apply for a job.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'm not joking that actually exists.

I'm kinda surprised there's only one.

[ShadowDragon]

Respawn as Yog-Sothoth.
Summon Cthulhu.

[Persus13]

Also, summon steve to eliminate the Cthulhu infestation in the Art of Minimalism RTDs.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Respawn as kitten hivemind.

[1] You respawn as a kitten corpse, which I believe sets the record for the fastest death in TAoM history. Respawn?

Nyarlanthotep is the sane one.
Proceed to respawn as Shub-Niggurath.

[1] You respawn as a goat. A normal goat.

Transform Nylarlathotep into the anime girl version of him. I'm not joking that actually exists.

[1] You transform the residual energies left over from when the Nyarlathotep and the Antinyarlathotep came in contact into Nyarlathotep.

Respawn. Continue to apply for a job.

[4] You become Death of Being Killed by the GM.

Respawn as Yog-Sothoth.
Summon Cthulhu.

[5] Your party is joined by all of his sleeping city!

Also, summon steve to eliminate the Cthulhu infestation in the Art of Minimalism RTDs.

[GM] Success! All eldritch abominations destroyed. Respawn? You get souls to collect.

GM TURN:
IT'S ALMOST DONE, I HOPE?
RIBBIT.
DAMMIT.

[Vorthon]

Respawn as every kitten ever.