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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #45 on: January 14, 2013, 05:01:42 pm »

Stand up, summon Alex Rider(kid James Bond)
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #46 on: January 14, 2013, 06:24:36 pm »

Become Thor. Convince Loki to rebel against Knight Tiger. Assuming the same difference in bonuses as in YASFB, he's got a good shot...
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #47 on: January 14, 2013, 07:26:09 pm »

Stand up, summon Alex Rider(kid James Bond)
(How many Alexes are we going to have at the end of this?)

Respawn. Summon Alexander Dane
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #48 on: January 14, 2013, 08:36:12 pm »

((At least half a dozen. Possibly 0.9*10^4 or more.)
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #49 on: January 15, 2013, 04:33:11 pm »

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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #50 on: January 16, 2013, 12:29:25 pm »

"Damn it!"
Become Big Boss. Turn everybody on mah team into epic MSF soldiers. Wreck The Master's shit.
Just google Big Boss and MSF if you've got no idea what I'm talking about.
(1) The big boss doesn't like you impersonating him and sends MSF soldiers to kill you

Stand up, summon Alex Rider(kid James Bond)
(4) you summon him.

Become Thor. Convince Loki to rebel against Knight Tiger. Assuming the same difference in bonuses as in YASFB, he's got a good shot...
(6) you are a sentient thunderbolt with a big hammer
(4)v(6) your convincing arguments fall on deaf ears. Literally.

Stand up, summon Alex Rider(kid James Bond)
(How many Alexes are we going to have at the end of this?)

Respawn. Summon Alexander Dane
(5) you finally succeed in summoning someone called Alex. Woo.

((At least half a dozen. Possibly 0.9*10^4 or more.)
(5) your prediction is correct.

(bump)
(1) NO! I WILL NOT PUT UP THE TURN YET! IMPUDANT HUMAN!


NPCs:
(6) The Alexes replicate! There are now 0.9*10^4 Alexes! They fight over who becomes faction leader!
(2) Knight tiger has a quick nap
(1) angry knapper mob tries to knap the cruisers! They paint a big target on themselves! (2) on board an unnamed cruiser, an engineer is shot.
(5) the last top punches Scapheap's face in.
(5) the MSF attack squad find and kill Donuts, then head back to the Big Boss

GM roll! (4) PERSUS, YOU'RE UP!

FACTIONS!

Spoiler: master (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: rebels (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Alex faction (click to show/hide)
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #51 on: January 16, 2013, 02:19:28 pm »

BECOME BIG BOSS AGWAINZ!!!
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #52 on: January 16, 2013, 05:06:29 pm »

Cure Loki's deafness. Continue to try and convince him.
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #53 on: January 16, 2013, 06:05:11 pm »

Why am I always GM?
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #54 on: January 16, 2013, 10:41:22 pm »

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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #55 on: January 17, 2013, 01:05:37 am »

You... doubleposted...
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #56 on: January 17, 2013, 08:58:50 am »

You... doubleposted...
After 4 hours had past
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #57 on: January 17, 2013, 03:08:01 pm »

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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #58 on: January 17, 2013, 04:34:12 pm »

Head up rest of staircase into nowhere
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #59 on: January 17, 2013, 04:48:06 pm »

BECOME BIG BOSS AGWAINZ!!!
(6) You respawn as the big boss, confusing the big boss himself.

Cure Loki's deafness. Continue to try and convince him.
(3) its sortof cured. (3) "Babble against and fight Liger? Okay...?"

You... doubleposted...
After 4 hours had past
EEZ STILL DOUBLEPOSTO!
(5) YOU EZZ A COUNTER!

Head up rest of staircase into nowhere
(1) You fall down the staircase.

MASTER:
(2) The master falls asleep.

NPCS:
(3) The Alexes continue fighting over faction leader. (5) Alex Rider wins.
(1) Knight tiger decides its too boring here and heads back to his RTD. (2) Loki looks for Ligers to fight. Seeing none he goes to sleep.
(6) Angry knapper mob hijacks the cruisers! The master calls in a planet destroyer. (1 vs. 3) The knappers hit the wrong button but blow the planet destroyer up.
(6) The four tops sing a depressing song that gives everyone a -1 next turn (including them)
(5) The big boss orders his soldiers to kill the impostor.

GM roll:
(1) Donuts is up.

FACTIONS!

Spoiler: master (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: rebels (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Alex faction (click to show/hide)


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