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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #30 on: January 10, 2013, 01:11:29 pm »

Wait. Why did GWG throw a rock at the tower even though it had already collapsed?
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #31 on: January 10, 2013, 01:13:51 pm »

Bust out the rubble and attack the four tops.
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #32 on: January 10, 2013, 06:16:20 pm »

Respawn as Alex Mercer.
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #33 on: January 10, 2013, 06:55:29 pm »

Respawn. Kill the four guys singing.
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #34 on: January 12, 2013, 04:03:01 pm »

Ummm. Donuts? you are GM.
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #35 on: January 12, 2013, 04:25:54 pm »

Wait. Why did GWG throw a rock at the tower even though it had already collapsed?
I threw the rock TO collapse it. I thought.
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #36 on: January 12, 2013, 04:53:33 pm »

Wait. Why did GWG throw a rock at the tower even though it had already collapsed?
I threw the rock TO collapse it. I thought.
My view was it collapse, but was somewhat prop up(like a house of card) then GWG thew a rock and roll a 6.
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #37 on: January 12, 2013, 05:04:46 pm »

Wait. Why did GWG throw a rock at the tower even though it had already collapsed?
I threw the rock TO collapse it. I thought.
My view was it collapse, but was somewhat prop up(like a house of card) then GWG thew a rock and roll a 6.
maybe he caused something important to pop out of position.
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #38 on: January 13, 2013, 05:12:36 am »

Sorry, totally forgot this.

DAMN IT! I WANTED TO PLAY WITH MY AC-130!!! ;_;

such is life as an officer, son

seems like a fine enough time to jump in, though

TRAIN KNAPPING.
[6] You become so good at knapping, that everybody is angry at your 1337 skills. Angry Knapper Mob has arrived!

Carry on looting for a decent weapon.
Then head upstairs.

[6] You find a shortsword, though it looks quite damaged. Before you manage to decide, though, you [3-1] crawl upstairs. Seems you got 1 step up. Out of 30.

Bust out the rubble and attack the four tops.
[3] You get out of the rubble, though very hurt. You then [4] beat up the 4 tops, but one of them decides to be a pest and keeps singing.

Respawn as Alex Mercer.
[6] You meant Alex MASON, right? Well anyways, you become Dragovich at the wrong time. Seems Alex Mason is after you. Angry Alex Mason has arrived!

Respawn. Kill the four guys singing.
[2] You can't seem to respawn. So much for killing the annoying guys singing.

Master
[1] The Master begins dancing to the music! Further -1 to defense!

NPC
[3] Knight Tiger runs towards The Master!
[3] Angry Alex Mason walks towards Dragovich alias GWG with a [2] knife.
[1] Angry Knapper Mob decides to forget about LordSlowpoke and begins fighting because of knapping discussions or something.
[3] The last Top continues singing.

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[5] Persus. GET GOING! AND DONT ROLL ME AGAIN! I WANNA KILL PEOPLE WITH MY AC-130!!!
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #39 on: January 13, 2013, 09:26:31 am »

Become Alex Mercer (of Prototype); show Mason the flaws of plans which put them in the wrong genre at the wrong time.
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #40 on: January 13, 2013, 09:38:28 am »

summon Alex Morgan(of American soccer) and finish the singer.
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #41 on: January 13, 2013, 10:53:34 am »

Continue blowing up The Master with my AC-130.
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #42 on: January 14, 2013, 04:27:14 am »

Crawl up the other 29 steps
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #43 on: January 14, 2013, 04:40:44 pm »

Become Alex Mercer (of Prototype); show Mason the flaws of plans which put them in the wrong genre at the wrong time.
(1) Summon Mercer Alex from Manufactured (not real). (5) You leave him crying in the corner.

summon Alex Morgan(of American soccer) and finish the singer.
(1) You summon Morgan Alex, a European football player (not real).
(1 vs. 4-1) You trip and get pushed into a rock. Ouch.

Continue blowing up The Master with my AC-130.
Don't forget to reload. (1) your explosive bullets blow up as you reload and cause the aircraft to fireball above everything. Respawn?

Crawl up the other 29 steps
(5) You walk up the 29 steps, then realize that the tower collapsed and you are now at the top of a staircase to nowhere.

Master:
(3) Confused by the fact that no one is attacking him, the master summons 5 Imperial Soldiers to get people to remember him.

NPCs:
(4) Morgan Alex decides practice soccer.
Mercer Alex creates the Alex faction.
(3) Knight Tiger also summons an ally. (6) He summons Loki from You at Sequal's Final Boss. (4) Loki is surprisingly obedient, for now.
(1) Alex Mason commits suicide.
(6) Angry Knapper Mob decides to Knap the Soldiers. (6 vs. 2) They slaughter the soldiers, and are instantly attacked by Imperial cruisers because they are Rebellious subjects. (2) "What do you mean the vaporizer cannons are malfunctioning? Get a team down to engineering and if they are not back up next turn I want an engineer shot."
(2) The last top stands nervously over scapheap.
(4) The other three give themselves first aid.

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(4) Tophat is up.

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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #44 on: January 14, 2013, 04:59:47 pm »

"Damn it!"
Become Big Boss. Turn everybody on mah team into epic MSF soldiers. Wreck The Master's shit.
Just google Big Boss and MSF if you've got no idea what I'm talking about.
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