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Author Topic: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW BACK FROM THE ICE-CREAM ABYSS  (Read 11660 times)

Persus13

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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2013, 04:40:33 pm »

(sorry, forgot I was GM)
Enter tank. Shoot...who's the enemy again?
(4) You enter the tank. (6) you remember the enemy is the Master, and drive towards him, failing to realize he was at the top of a tower. You wreck the tank and destroy a wall.

USE MAGICK!!! KILL BOSS!!!
(1) you manage to vaporize yourself. Nice.

Enter tank. Shoot...who's the enemy again?
The master

Bite the master on the leg.
(4 vs. 4+1) You move threateningly towards his leg, but he just moves away from you.

Exit basement, climb tower.
(6) you run up the stairs in to a pile of guards. (4 vs. 1) You kill half of them with your dagger.

Master:

(4+1 vs. 3) the master casually kicks scapheap off the tower. A pile of ice cream cushions his fall.

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(3) Knight Tiger throws ice cream at the Master, then relaxes because nobody is trying to kill him here.

GM roll:
(2) Donuts you are GM
« Last Edit: January 08, 2013, 04:52:32 pm by Persus13 »
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2013, 04:48:15 pm »

Head up tower munching on the guards that try and stop me.
« Last Edit: January 08, 2013, 04:58:56 pm by scapheap »
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2013, 04:53:25 pm »

Headbutt the master. Look innocent.
Sorry, when I said tophat, i meant scapheap. Fixed it.

get raygun. shoot master.
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2013, 05:03:49 pm »

Kill the rest, loot better weapons and stuff, carry on clinbing
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2013, 05:44:00 pm »

Demolish the tower!
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2013, 02:45:48 am »

Demolish the tower!
(5) You break down quite a lot of the tower, it looks pretty unstable now.
Kill the rest, loot better weapons and stuff, carry on clinbing
(6) You kill the rest, except for one guy that manages to use the last of his strength to cut your leg while you loot.
Headbutt the master. Look innocent.
Get raygun. Shoot master.
(1) You grab an imaginary raygun with no ammo. (3 vs. 3+1) Nothing really happens when you try to kill him, except he has that killer look in his eyes now.
Head up tower munching on the guards that try and stop me.
(3) You slowly climb your way up the tower, stumbling upon 6 guards, (4 vs. 3) killing 1 guard, and wounding another 2 of the guards in your way.

Master:
(1+1 vs. 6) The Master actually fails at killing Persus, so Persus makes a quick counterattack. (1 vs. 1) Both The Master and Persus slaps themselves.

NPCs:
(4) Knight Tiger helps bring the tower down. (1+ to tower unstability, now at 4)
(1) Unstable Tower rumbles down, (2 vs. 5) though GWG manages to get out of the way, but (4 vs. 2) Knight Tiger isn't so lucky. Knight TIger is in pain, and stuck.

GM Roll:(1) Good luck again, Scapheap.
« Last Edit: January 09, 2013, 07:58:10 am by Donuts »
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2013, 07:56:50 am »

gain ability of flight.
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2013, 08:20:59 am »

GM? ok.
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2013, 12:11:53 pm »

Kill guard.
Cut his leg off.
Replace my leg with it.
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2013, 08:16:08 pm »

Demolish almost-fallen tower by throwing a rock at it then running.
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2013, 01:41:42 am »

Get an AC-130. Pew-pew The Master to death with the cannons. Pew pew.
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #26 on: January 10, 2013, 04:17:02 am »

gain ability of flight.
[5] You're flying, guess those red bull ads were telling the truth.

GM? ok.
[5] I'm GMing.

Kill guard.
Cut his leg off.
Replace my leg with it.

[6] You killed him messily. [1-1] Between you hacking and the fact he bits of meat, the leg is...well...it not something you want to put on your leg. [2] You fail at doing anything to your leg(luckily).

Demolish almost-fallen tower by throwing a rock at it then running.
[6] You hit it with a rock. It then fall on you. You died, RESPAWN?

Get an AC-130. Pew-pew The Master to death with the cannons. Pew pew.
[5] No idea where you got one through. [3] vs [1-1] You fired off target,but the master trips into you line of fire getting a several nasty bullet wounds to his normal arm. [1] You fire into the air, the AC-130 is out of ammo.

Master
He slash at Persus [5+1] vs [2] bisecting him.
[6] The four tops change song, giving The Master a +1 for it duration, but are so into the song, anyone could sneak up on them(-1 to defence)

NPC
[6] Knight Tiger avoid following his summoner fate. The knight charged the four tops [5] vs [6-1] narrowly missing removing one of their head.

GM
[4] Donuts, the stage is your.
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #27 on: January 10, 2013, 04:51:12 am »

DAMN IT! I WANTED TO PLAY WITH MY AC-130!!! ;_;
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #28 on: January 10, 2013, 09:39:43 am »

DAMN IT! I WANTED TO PLAY WITH MY AC-130!!! ;_;

such is life as an officer, son

seems like a fine enough time to jump in, though

TRAIN KNAPPING.
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« Reply #29 on: January 10, 2013, 01:04:23 pm »

Carry on looting for a decent weapon.
Then head upstairs.
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