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Author Topic: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW BACK FROM THE ICE-CREAM ABYSS  (Read 11653 times)

LordSlowpoke

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YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW BACK FROM THE ICE-CREAM ABYSS
« on: January 04, 2013, 03:28:45 pm »

In the 2XXth millenium, the multiverse was shaken once more. The Empire's finest battle fleet was hit by an extradimensional ray which annihilated both it and the entire solar system in which it was stationed, down to the very fabric of the universe. The Master, seeing this, was claiming his work to be finished and began seeking a worthy replacement, issuing a challenge of the usual sort...

Spoiler: let the games begin (click to show/hide)

YOU ARE OFFICER OF EMPIRE. MASTER IS ON TOP OF TOWER. ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO BEAT HIM AND BE THE NEW MASTER?

Spoiler: IMPERIAL RULESET (click to show/hide)

by the way, this is totally based off the one time tim shot his deathgun and missed. totally.
hidden note 2.0: i'm abandoning games like it's a rtd orphanage and bringing back the old ones because fuck all
« Last Edit: June 02, 2013, 03:25:28 pm by LordSlowpoke »
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2013, 03:30:06 pm »

Yes, I am.

SUMMON KNIGHT TIGER
, the boss from my own sequel.
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2013, 03:43:18 pm »

Is dragon, breathe fire.
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2013, 04:50:09 pm »

Yes, I am.

SUMMON KNIGHT TIGER
, the boss from my own sequel.

[3] YOU ARE AVERAGELY MANLY. [6] YOU SUMMON KING TIGER, WHICH PROMPTLY [4v5] MANAGES TO JAM ITS OWN BARREL. SMOOTH.

Is dragon, breathe fire.

[2] YOU ARE A KOMODO DRAGON. [2] YOU SUCCESSFULLY COUGH.

MASTER TURN:

[4] YOU HEAR A DISTINCT MELODY COMING FROM SOMEWHERE INSIDE THE TOWER.

ROLL TO GM: 2 -> scapheap. Enjoy.

I normally wouldn't do it this fast, but say goodbye to my laptop's charger. And battery, in about ten minutes. See you on saturday I suppose. ;-;
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2013, 04:52:58 pm »

Steal King Tiger. Fix it. Shoot turrets at The Master. Summon Knight Tiger.
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2013, 05:00:04 am »

Only GWG so far? I'll give it a another 12 hour.
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2013, 05:02:57 am »

Climb tower
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2013, 09:39:23 am »

get raygun. shoot
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2013, 09:59:16 am »

Get lazor. Lazor blast boss.
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2013, 11:13:53 am »

Okay guys. This is a horrible spin-off of YAFB, running on the ROLL TO GM concept. How will this operate, you ask? There aren't many rules, really.
  • The GM may not post his own actions during a turn he's GMing. However, he is immune to all sorts of interaction during his turn.
  • The new GM is chosen at the end of every turn, with a roll of 2dn/2 where n = number of players in turn. The GM has 72 hours to post a turn, if he fails at this task the turn is considered abandoned.
  • Everyone can take up an abandoned turn, becoming the makeshift GM. If they posted an action, it is forfeit as per point #1. To avoid a pile-up of people posting actions, it's requested that players CLAIM abandoned turns, at which point they have 6 hours to assemble it before it's considered abandoned again.
Everything else is done at the current GM's discretion. Continuity is suggested, but not advised.
(Thanks for improving my ROLL TO GM system to deal with the GM failing to post. That was a needed development.)
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2013, 03:16:30 pm »

First GMing ever!

Steal King Tiger. Fix it. Shoot turrets at The Master. Summon Knight Tiger.

[2] Try the top next time. [5] You fix the King from the outside. [autofail] You're outside the tank. [4] Knight Tiger is on the field.

Climb tower

[1] Welcome to the basement, [4] you find a dagger.

get raygun. shoot

[1] Here a water pistol. You shoot at [1] GWG [4] vs [6] GWG duck at the right time but now the tank wet.

Get lazor. Lazor blast boss.

[6] Have a BFL, man that heavy. [1] vs [2] Recoil a bitch, isn't it(This laser has recoil has recoil so shut it.) the new skylight look nice if a bit rough around the edges.

Master turn

[4] Four singing black guys walk in to the room.

[6] The master right arm turn into a runed carved sword “That can't be good”

Npc turn

[5] vs [4] A shell from the King Tiger hit the nearby wall showering the master in fragments.

[1] Knight Tiger fall over from being suddenly summon.

GM roll

[3] (do we have to use that 2dn/2 thing) Good luck Persus13.
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2013, 04:05:15 pm »

Enter tank. Shoot...who's the enemy again?
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2013, 04:06:09 pm »

USE MAGICK!!! KILL BOSS!!!
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2013, 04:08:22 pm »

Enter tank. Shoot...who's the enemy again?
The master

Bite the master on the leg.
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Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: TALES IN RAGING SINGULARITIES AND DEATHRAYS
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2013, 04:52:08 am »

Exit basement, climb tower.
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