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Empiricist

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Irregular Death #2,176
« Reply #615 on: February 23, 2013, 04:31:54 am »

Create a weapon that temporarily inverses the target's bonuses.
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Corai

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Irregular Death #2,176
« Reply #616 on: February 23, 2013, 04:40:43 am »

Worship Persus13 as the Ultimate Failure. Start church worshipping him.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Irregular Death #2,176
« Reply #617 on: February 23, 2013, 04:50:42 am »

"Oh I'm superBlast, and I'm blasting away a giant hat!~ I hope this fun will last, even if I'm clueless where I'm at!~"

Poorly sing some song I just made up while chucking away explosives at the giant hat guy whoever he is. Aim for that giant hole of his.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Irregular Death #2,176
« Reply #618 on: February 23, 2013, 08:40:31 am »

Friendship the hell out of the too many letters guy
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: BOOM
« Reply #619 on: February 24, 2013, 12:57:22 am »

I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
Even if it ruins my REM sleep!
This is actually on time!
Well, dang it.
My record is finally gone.
But I will rebuild it!
Damn it, Chrome, why did you crash, taking 2/3 of the turn with it and making me redo the turn on Firefox?
Early turn, record safe!
Almost-forgotten turn, record in jeopardy!

Become Abraham Lincoln, God of Explosions.
Explode everything.
Mythbusters Teamup.

I hope you read Axe Cop.
?
Whoops.
[5] Boom.

REscue drunk sidekick.
[1] You get you and her drawn into the AA meating.

Earn a +120 bonus. We're making this happen, man.
"Oh no you don't." [5+3]v2 Ursula shoots you so hard you get a malus!

Open the pod bay doors HAL to the dungeon though my locus.
[6] Oh, they're open all right. To HELL!
DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.

Climb out of hole.
Bring all of the hats together into a new 'hats' faction.
Summon some WorkerHats.

[3v6+100] You are still stuck. [2] The hats do not want to join you.

Create a weapon that temporarily inverses the target's bonuses.
[5] You do.

Worship Persus13 as the Ultimate Failure. Start church worshipping him.
[5] You create the Church of the Utter Failure.

"Oh I'm superBlast, and I'm blasting away a giant hat!~ I hope this fun will last, even if I'm clueless where I'm at!~"

Poorly sing some song I just made up while chucking away explosives at the giant hat guy whoever he is. Aim for that giant hole of his.
[2] You still can't sing. [2] Or hit a giant hole.

Friendship the hell out of the too many letters guy
Step 1: Friendship.
The remaining actual magical girls--Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Kitty Pride, Pam, Pistachio, the Sailors, and Torika--help you.
[5+2+9v6+100-90] The Magical Girls almost drag you out!

BOSS TURN:
Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo glares at the Magical Girls. [2+100-90] He destroys them all, with Spinny and Site-X getting caught as collateral damage! This accidentally sets off the explosives stockpiles! Oh dear...

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: BOOM
« Reply #620 on: February 24, 2013, 01:35:34 am »

Shuffle all I can coerce into my dungeon, thereby sticking them inside the BOSS

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: BOOM
« Reply #621 on: February 24, 2013, 01:40:46 am »

Mass produce the weapon.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: BOOM
« Reply #622 on: February 24, 2013, 01:42:12 am »

"Hey lovely voice in my head, can you tell me why you want me to kill the giant hat guy?"

Keep on chucking the explosives. Try to put them in the giant hat guy's hole.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: BOOM
« Reply #623 on: February 24, 2013, 01:56:57 am »

IT'S TIME, FOLKS!
SUMMON EVIL ME FROM WHETEVER HE IS
THAT'S RIGHT
ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN THE GOOD ME
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: BOOM
« Reply #624 on: February 24, 2013, 02:07:47 am »

Convert people from the Church of Epic Win to the Church of Utter Failure.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: BOOM
« Reply #625 on: February 24, 2013, 04:15:05 am »

With the death of the other magic girls, my despair reached fever point and I become the more powerful demonic sailor moon.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: BOOM
« Reply #626 on: February 24, 2013, 05:58:49 am »

Poitely ask the boss if I can leave.
Then form new 'Hats' faction.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: BOOM
« Reply #627 on: February 24, 2013, 10:56:58 am »

Empiricist, please shoot me.

Destroy the CHurch of Utter Failure.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: BOOM
« Reply #628 on: February 24, 2013, 12:25:29 pm »

Negate malus and gain a +500 bonus.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: BOOM
« Reply #629 on: February 24, 2013, 11:45:32 pm »

I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
Even if it ruins my REM sleep!
This is actually on time!
Well, dang it.
My record is finally gone.
But I will rebuild it!
Damn it, Chrome, why did you crash, taking 2/3 of the turn with it and making me redo the turn on Firefox?
Early turn, record safe!
Almost-forgotten turn, record in jeopardy!

Shuffle all I can coerce into my dungeon, thereby sticking them inside the BOSS
[2] "Hey guys! Crawl into the big Boss's gut and then into me! You won't get hurt at all!" No one bites. Not even Steve. (Unless you count trying to destroy you. [4] Which fails.)

Mass produce the weapon.
[3] You make another.

"Hey lovely voice in my head, can you tell me why you want me to kill the giant hat guy?"

Keep on chucking the explosives. Try to put them in the giant hat guy's hole.

[1] "He gives you a prize for killing him all by yourself!"
[4] You find some explosives and [6] chuck them into the hole, right into the gastrointestinal dungeon. Rubble strikes you, causing massive injury.

IT'S TIME, FOLKS!
SUMMON EVIL ME FROM WHETEVER HE IS
THAT'S RIGHT
ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN THE GOOD ME

[2] Nope. Either you're lying or Evil!Xantalos is too busy raping virgin olives or something weird and evil like that.

Convert people from the Church of Epic Win to the Church of Utter Failure.
[2] No such luck. The Winners don't want to be Failures.

With the death of the other magic girls, my despair reached fever point and I become the more powerful demonic sailor moon.
[3] You become a tielfing. Sailor Baator, if you will.

Poitely ask the boss if I can leave.
Then form new 'Hats' faction.

[1] "No." You get absorbed into the stomach as permanent dungeon caretaker.

Destroy the CHurch of Utter Failure.
[4-5] You explode, causing minor structural damage to the Church. A cupcake comes there.

Negate malus and gain a +500 bonus.
[3-2] Your malus is worsened! [5-3] You do not get a new bonus. [6+3v2-3] Ursula shoots you again for your arrogance.

BOSS TURN
Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo stomps superBLAST, [4+100v1] turning him into mush.
Gyarados declares himself a PokeMaster. [4+2] Ash disagrees, and he's the protagonist...
The Magical Girls Fans mourn and notice the changed Sailor Moon Baator. They rebel against the gritty direction the program is taking! [3+2v1+3] Successfully!
The Allosaurus [5] becomes President.
Benjamin Franklin theorizes about the nature of the Afterlife. [5+1] He realizes the answer!
DON'T YOU DARE.
The Aluminum Foil and Penny Golem [6] summons a Steel Beam and Raj Golem, which turns out to be much weirder.
Pistachio [4] finds her parents!

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