Lead the heroes in a targeted strike against the... things in the Dark Lords' army.
[2+3+1v1+3] You slay them. Morale in the Dark Lords' minions skyrockets.
get a larger neg bonus. don't hand sauron NSCP 012
[2] Bonus stays the same. You do not hand Sauron the Two-Edged Scimitar
FUCK IT
DETONATE WITH THE FORCE OF 10 TRILLION SUPERNOVAS, DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN A 10^99999999999999999999999999999 LIGHT-YEAR RADIUS
[3] You explode.
Respawn, acquire a laser rifle and aid Doomblade in his attack.
[3] You have a laser
pointer. Which causes potentially lethal burns, but is harder to aim.
Team-working training.
[4] Teamwork trained! YEAH!
Use gyrados to kill rivals and take their pokeballs. Bastards.
[1] Gyarados kills you and becomes a Pokemon Master. Respawn?
Think of what to do next.
What do you want to do?
PARTY WITH KAWAII CHIBI DESU DESU ~UGUU BOOBERU MOE MOE MOE ANIMU LADIES.
[2] They're busy.
PARTY WITH KAWAII CHIBI DESU DESU ~UGUU BOOBERU MOE MOE MOE ANIMU LADIES.
RESPAWN AS PARTY ATTENDER
[6] You attend a party by yourself! You are bored! You crash the party at some tower! You break the containment of NSCP-███.
BOSS TURN:
The Dark Lords' minions fight the Liches, while the Dark Lords themselves fight the Heroes. [4+2v3+4] The minions suffer casualties; [4+4v6+3] the Dark Lords are beaten back.
The Drunken Fools again attack the silver golem. [2v5+3] They get slaughtered.
Atlas decides to [1] attack the Heroes. [5+2v1+3+1] He fights to a standoff and reconsiders...
The Foundation starts cloning D-Classers and tries to contain Atlas. [4+2+1v1+2] Atlas, aka NSCP-020, is contained.
Spacetime remembers how screwed up it is, and [3] creates a single string of infinite length.
IF YOU WERE SKIPPED, YOU PROBABLY DIED.
No faction leader may have a faction leader bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.
Familiars and other weak minions always die with the faction, unless tied closely to the master.
One action per turn.
If you want to make sure your bonus is accounted for, speak up.
PERMANENT HONOR FIELD!
Lich's Collapsed Rebuilt Tower (lich is genus loci; NSCP-001, Site-N01)
Ripped Spacetime
Former Shoehorn Empire
Cheerful Cottage (Site-N02)
NSCP-001: The Living Tower. The lich's tower inhabited by the lich's spirit. Also Site-N01
NSCP-002: The Portal Gun. Xantalos the ASHPD. Decommissioned.
NSCP-003: The Pocket Monsters. Pokeballs and -mon. Uncontained.
NSCP-004: The Magical Girls. Magical Girls. Cooperative.
NSCP-005: The Feline Warrior. Knight Tiger.
NSCP-006: The Mad Hatter. TopHat.
NSCP-007: The Secret Agent. Employed.
NSCP-008: The Luckless Immortal. Persus13.
NSCP-009: The Dead Walking. Liches. Uncontained.
NSCP-010: The Toroidal Portal. Two big chinks of space that wrap around to each other.
NSCP-011: The Familiar Statue. SCP-███, or a [REDACTED] Angel.
NSCP-012: The Two-Edged Scimitar. A sword which cuts back.
NSCP-013: The Deadly Wands. Death Eaters'. Uncontained.
NSCP-014: The Changing Machine. SCP-███
NSCP-015: The Eye Spiders. Spiders which control people from their eyes.
NSCP-016: The Tough Creature. A nigh-indestructible and adaptive cephalopod.
NSCP-017: The Silver Golem. Uncontained.
NSCP-018: The Cloning Mirror.
NSCP-019: The Laser Pointer. Uncontained.
NSCP-020: The Titanic Being. Atlas.
NSCP-021: The Infinite String
Corai, Armed with NSCP-019
da_nang, Reality-Supporting Dragon from Space (+4 to avoid dying)
Doomblade, Godlike (+3)
Empiricist, Nothinghas Embodiment of YAFB-I (-1; in Narnia)
Furtaka; Pokemon: Arceus (kinda; +3)
Gyarados (+2); Pokemon: Alakazam (+2), Charizard (+2), Dragonite (+1), Snorlax (+1), Starmie (+1)
Persus13, Immortal? (-2)
Knight Tiger (+2)
Healing Factor Cartoonland Time Man
Minor Barrier (-1 to attackers)
Terrific Teamwork Training: +1 when Working Together
Leader: scapheap, Sailor Moon (+2 from faction); Pokemon: Pikachu
Blossom; Pokemon: Charmander
Bubbles; Pokemon: Squirtle
Buttercup; Pokemon: Bulbasaur
Cardcaptor Torika; Pokemon: Porygon
Pam Akumachi; Pokemon: Caterpie
Kitty Pride; Pokemon: Ghastly
Pistachio, GraveHaunter's Daughter, a twice-orphaned Froslass; Pokemon: Self, Abra
Sailor Mars; Pokemon: Voltorb
Sailor Jupiter; Pokemon: Magnetite
Spinal_Taper, Former Crippled Cybernetic Hermaphroditic Improper Fraction Actress/Singer/Etc, Current Guy in a Bathrobe, In Japan
Leader: Lichette (+5, +2 from faction)
Dirg
Lich (+3)
TowerLich
Leader: Sauron, Badly Wounded (+4, -1 from Wounds, +2 from Faction)
Lieutenant: Hitler (+1 from Faction)
Darth Vader (+2)
Ned Flanders
The Master (+3)
Voldemort (+2)
Minions:
12 Death Eaters
150 Generic Minions
572 Orcs
1.84 Million Stormtroopers, Assorted
Dr. Bright
Dr. Clef
Dr. Gears
Agents [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]
12 Research Assistants
SCP-076-2 (+2)
SCP-105
Agent [REDACTED], wearing NSCP-007 (+1)
25 D-Class Personnel
TopHat (+2 to Summoning Hatlings)
100 Hatlings
Atlas [+2]
Silver Golem (+3)
LordSlowpoke
Pufferfish
Various minions
Xantalos
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What is it that was present in YAFB that this game is missing?