I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
Respawn as a rip in space.
Begin assimilating other rips in space (portals) and become larger.
(There is no way this could end badly...)
[4] You do so, assimilating about half of the portals. Specifically, the portals to Aperture Science, Ray's castle, the Galaxy Core, Half an Hour Ago, Middle Earth, the Dungeons of Doom, Narnia, and Boatmurdered.
You forgot my roll. And if I died, I didn't see where. A "Who died" per turn may be nice.
I'll try to remember that. (You died to Furtaka, IIRC)
And if I -did- die, I repeat said action anyway. Magikarp must be MINE.
[1] You turn the Majikarp into a Gyarados! A hostile Gyarados!
Magic girls start closing the portals((How does my faction bonus work GWG?))
(When I remember it to.)
[5+2+1] You close so many portals, new ones to opposite locations open! No, this doesn't make any sense. When you get an 8, sense isn't something that happens.
Go to a safe location as far away from everyone else as possible.
Good idea. [5] You flee into Narnia just before the portal there gets eaten!
get untrapped. Battle the Lich.
[1+4] You're free! But you'll have to be more specific about which Lich you're fighting--there's at least half a dozen by this point.
LIKE I GIVE FUCKS. GO TO JAPAN. PARTY WITH SAMURAI. EAT SUMO FOOD. EAT SUMO.
[4] You are in Japan. [5] You get appointed heir by one of the Samurai, who has drunk perhaps a little too much sake. You enjoy sumo food [2v3] but the sumo wrestler objects to being eaten.
Respawn as mostly-unhinged upper-class DF-player.
Summon HatArmy.
and HatWorkers.
Have HatWorkers build me a magma-proof fortress!
[2] Aw. No army.
Begin closing the portals
Respawn, help with closing the portals.
[5+1] The portals are now all closed. This ruins spacetime even more.
BOSS TURN:
The Lichette notes the large number of other liches. [5] She convinces them to all join a new faction, Liches.
The Battle of the Bosses rages on, between Knight Tiger, who has reclaimed his status as a villain; the Liches, a mighty power; Sauron; da_nang, who should probably withdraw; Tim, whose gun has switched modes to an area-affect thingy; and Misko27, who is looking for a way to get back at Dirg. [6+2v1+7v1+3v4(+4)v2+3v1+1] Misko27 and Tim are slain by overwhelming opposition. Sauron is grievously wounded, but reveals himself to be The Black Knight. Meanwhile, Knight Tiger proves himself to be unexpectedly awesome, holding his own against the Liches and even slaying that capital L.
Gyarados uses Has Bonus! [3+1] Gyarados has a pretty good bonus!
The SCP Foundation heads to the lich which is his tower and [4] classifies it as NSCP-001 as well as Site-N1. Oh, and they set up shop.
IF YOU WERE SKIPPED, YOU PROBABLY DIED.
No faction leader may have a faction leader bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.
Familiars and other weak minions always die with the faction, unless tied closely to the master.
One action per turn.
If you want to make sure your bonus is accounted for, speak up.
PERMANENT HONOR FIELD!
Magma flooding!
Lich's Collapsed Rebuilt Tower (lich is genus loci; NSCP-001, Site-N1)
Ripped Spacetime
Former Shoehorn Empire
Cheerful Cottage
da_nang, Reality-Supporting Dragon from Space (+4 to avoid dying)
Empiricist, Embodiment of YAFB-I (in Narnia)
Xantalos, Rip in Spacetime
Minor Barrier (-1 to attackers)
Leader: scapheap, Sailor Moon (+2 from faction)
Blossom
Bubbles
Buttercup
Cardcaptor Torika
Pam Akumachi
Kitty Pride
Pistachio, GraveHaunter's Daughter, a twice-orphaned Froslass
Sailor Mars
Sailor Jupiter
Persus13 (+4)
Spinal_Taper, Former Crippled Cybernetic Hermaphroditic Improper Fraction Actress/Singer/Etc, Current Guy in a Bathrobe, In Japan
Leader: Lichette (+5, +2 from faction)
Dirg
Embodiment of Magic
Lich (+3)
TowerLich
Sauron, Badly Wounded (+2, -1 from Wounds)
Dr. Bright
Dr. Clef
Dr. Gears
Agents [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]
12 Research Assistants
SCP-076-2
SCP-105
28 D-Class Personnel
Look up their names when it isn't so late
freeformschooler, Morris Broadband
Gyarados (+2)
Knight Tiger (+2)
Eight Portals
L
Misko27
Tim
TopHat's Dreams
Poll
Author
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