I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
Stomp even more everyones
[3] You step on Ririka Moriya.
Give myself a -2 modifier
[2] Dang.
Respawn, stop the magic girls faction in its tracks.
Attack the magic girls with a gatling laser! Destroy the little prostitutes!
"I sensing a lot of hate here."
The magic girls put up a barrier.
After
scapheap Sailor Moon says something obvious, [3] the Magical Girls set up a little barrier; [2-1] Corai shoots at the barrier. His lasers rebound! [3] He manages to bail, although his artillery is destroyed. Doomblade rushes over to the horde, [2-1] discovers that the dice love the magical girls, and promptly [3] gets blown off his feet by the barrier.
Implore the greatest cthulhu to give you another try at "cthulhu play"
[2] They say no.
goddamnit
CONSTRUCT A WIDE-ANGLE DISINTEGRATION BEAM CANNON.
SIC THE KEYSTONE KOPS ON TOPHAT.
[6] Disintegration beam cannon activated! Oh crap! [1] The shop is destroyed! [6] Everyone survives! [6] An army of Kops are summoned! They start beating up anyone who has broken a law! See the Boss Turn for details.
Respawn as Corrupted GraveHaunter in the Villains Faction!
Send generic villain of the week after the Magical Girls Faction, and order him to capture Pistachio!
[3] You summon a fearful waizard/alchemist who has been blackmailing magic-users to achieve his goals, driven by fear of the ghost which haunts him. (Oh, Seventh Sanctum, how well this fits...good job.) He promptly has the ghost replaced by you and the blackmailed magicians by the Magical Girls. [6] Blackmail achieved...in full view of the Kops.
Telepathically control one or several of the magical girls NAND make them kill each other in the most horrifying ways possible.
Reason that it would be reasonable for me to listen to the rule saying that I can't move, so I can move.
[5] You do not do either of those...I don't know how this stuff works, do I?
Summon WorkerHats!
Have them build me a fortress/evil villain lair thing!
Send Elite Hatlings to kill Keystone Kops and steal their cream pies!
[1] DestructoHats summoned. They start Destructoing. [1,4] The Elite Hatlings do fine, but you are kasploded. The Elite Hatlings [3v3+4] get killed by Kops.
>Regrow head
>Attack Knight Tiger for violating reality conservation policies
[6v1+1] Knight Tiger is shattered.
Unravel the fabric of reality.
[N/A] No. Try harder to set things up first.
Reattempt entrance exams for the Sane People Polytechnic Institute for Accelerated Learning. Again.
[1] They kick you out.
Make villager faction into cyborg warrior video game monster faction. Obtain shoehorns.
[5] Ka-check.
BOSS TURN:
The Keystone Kops locate the following criminals:
Squidward: [5+4v5+3] The Keystone Kops battle the Mecha-Lich. While both do epically and many Kops fall, in the end Squidward falls.
Corai: [2+4v1] Corai rises, and stares sadly at the wreckage of his beloved artillery. Then some Kop hits him in the head with a rubber hose and he dies.
Alexes: [2+4v4+1] The armies clash, but the Alexes are overrun.
Black Mage: Black Mage decides to go quietly and rest some more (3/8)
Vampire: [1+4v5] Many Kops die, but the vampire is not slain.
Furtaka: [6+4v4] The Kops manage to take down the massive zombie.
Meanwhile, the Good Dragons return, with [5] a multitude of new dragons!
The slain remains of the two bosses attempt to shift to their next forms, but meet oddly, uncertain of what to do. They then skip ahead some, merge, and become the Embodiment of Technology, who, for irony, is moderately skilled at magic.IF YOU WERE SKIPPED, YOU PROBABLY DIED.
No faction leader may have a faction leader bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.
Familiars and other weak minions always die with the faction, unless tied closely to the master.
Lich's Rebuilt Tower (lich is genus loci)
AND, OR, and IF/THEN reversed
da_nang, Reality-Supporting Dragon from Space (+4 to avoid dying)
Pufferfish, Embodiment of Logic Gates
Leader: GreatWyrmGold, golden dragon (+3, +2 from Faction)
Lieutenants: Nighthide Dragon (black, 1/4 silver) (+1 from Faction); Stealthy Sharpmawed Stormer Serpent (half-brass-dragon Large viper) (+1 from Faction)
Dragon Turtle
18 Gold Dragons
34 Silver Dragons
23 Assorted Chromatic Dragons
Half-Green-Dragon Ogre Barbarian
Half-Bronze-Dragon Pixie Sorceror
Half-Copper-Dragon Human Cleric
Leader: Embodiment of Technology (+4)
Black Mage
Vampire, Generic
LordSlowpoke, Popcornborg
Spinal_Taper, Crippled Cybernetic Hermaphroditic Improper Fraction Actress/Singer/Etc
Cyber-Colonists
Some Robo-Women
Minor Barrier (-1 to attackers)
scapheap, Sailor Moon
Akira
Blossom
Bubbles
Buttercup
Cardcaptor Torika
the Enchantress
Pam Akumachi
Lyrical Nanoha
Pistachio, GraveHaunter's Daughter, a twice-orphaned Froslass
Sailor Mars
Sailor Mercury
Sailor Jupiter
Leader: 1 Keystone Chief (+3, +2 from faction)
Lieutenants: 11 Keystone Lieutenants (+1 from faction)
208 Keystone Enforcers
2,007 Keystone Beat Cops
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