Squish everyone in sight
[5] I'll make saves for factions first. [3,2,5,2,4,5] The Heroes take a few casualties; the Sane People and Omnicidalists? take several casualties; and one Villager dies. These casualties are: [2,6] GraveHaunter and the Zombie Majikarp, [1,3,4] tomio, Vorthon, some Alexes, (and [4+3] almost Squidward), Xantalos, and a random villager.
Find a safe hiding point.
[5] You find a nice cave.
Order a magic girl charge on the sane people.
Repel the charge. With a minigun.
The Magical Girls charge! [2v5+1] Corai tries to shoot the Magical Girls, but the bullets suck at accuracy and get magically deflected away from innocent bystanders [1] and at themselves, oops. [6] They dodge, but this disrupts the charge, leaving them feeling foolish.
"I feel so... strange. What is this... feeling."
>SUFFER METAPHYSICAL CRISIS, REFLECTING ON PAST LIFE AND ACTIONS
Oh god. Let's try this out.
You suffer a metaphysical crisis, not reflecting on your past life but reflecting on your actions.
[6] Your head explodes, [3+4] but you don't die.
give myself a -2 modifier
[2] Nope.
Respawn as slightly-unhinged upper-class DF-player.
Summon more elite hatlings.
Burn down and loot the villages using army of elite hatling minions
[4] 7 Elite Hatlings summoned. [3+1v2] The village has been conquered, [2] and burnt. Once you burned it you couldn't loot it. However, the Popcorn Shop's Honor Barriers prevent it from being harmed. The soot makes the walls slightly messy. BWAH HA HA!
Attempt entrance exam for the SPPIAL again.
[2] No idea what that is.
It would be reasonable for me to give up and smash my way through everything, so I'll logic through everything instead.
[6] You now are disallowed from taking physical actions.
BOSS TURN:
Pistachio, depressed about never knowing her mom and having her dad die
twice, among other issues, goes goth and [4] becomes a Magical Girl.
Black Mage rests (2/8); the vampire [1] accidentally kills an Alex to pass the time, intending to turn him.
The villagers [6] turn the popcorn shop into a village building.
IF YOU WERE SKIPPED, YOU PROBABLY DIED.
No faction leader may have a faction leader bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.
Familiars and other weak minions always die with the faction, unless tied closely to the master.
Lich's Rebuilt Tower (lich is genus loci)
Village Building, with Strengthened Honor Barriers
AND, OR, and IF/THEN reversed
da_nang, Reality-Supporting Dragon from Space (+4 to avoid dying)
Furtaka, Colossal Zombie
Pufferfish, Embodiment of Logic Gates
Leader: GreatWyrmGold, golden dragon (+1)
Nighthide Dragon (black, 1/4 silver)
Stealthy Sharpmawed Stormer Serpent (half-brass-dragon Large viper)
Leader: Squidward, MechaLich (+3)
Lieutenant: Knight Tiger (High Priest to the Machine God; Battle Vestments; Animated Statue) (+1)
Corai
Alexes, 53
Black Mage
Vampire, Generic
LordSlowpoke, Popcorn-Shop Owner
Spinal_Taper, Crippled Hermaphroditic Improper Fraction Actress/Singer/Etc
Colonists
Some Women
scapheap, Sailor Moon
Akira
Blossom
Bubbles
Buttercup
Cardcaptor Torika
the Enchantress
Pam Akumachi
Lyrical Nanoha
Pistachio, GraveHaunter's Daughter, a twice-orphaned Froslass
Ririka Moriya
Sailor Mars
Sailor Mercury
Sailor Jupiter