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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #150 on: January 14, 2013, 09:57:40 pm »

Leap at Squidward and attempt to grab MechaLich away from him.
[1] You get possessed by Squidward as well.

Trap the gods inside my labtop computer bits using the magic programs from shin megami tensei
[2] Nope. Which is good, 'cuz I have no idea how that would work.

Gather all the draconic factions an lead them into battle against the villains- now that the lich is gone, Knight Tiger is unprotected, along with his followers.
Um...Knight Tiger is pretty darn strong, and allied with (count them) four gods, Lucifer, Kratos, and two PC's. Defenseless.
[3v2,4] You can't convince most dragons, but a couple turn. [2v5+5+2] The more powerful and numerous forces of the Knight Tiger destroy your army.

Hurl insults at Lucifer for his acts of douchebaggery from the top of the castle's walls while continuing to be an awesome father figure!
[1] You compliment Lucifer. [6] You smother Pistachio with love. In the form of a pet baby Charizard and Larvitar. And some ice cream. Oh, wait.

Gain such massive amounts of mass that everything in the universe is attracted to me and becomes part of me so that I am the biggest black hole ever.
Retain Omnicidalist faction.

[3] You absorb some stuff, including [6;4,6,2,3,1,8;7,11,1] da_nang, an oddtoothed drake, Apollo, TopHat, and Furtaka.

Use cthulhu powers of savestate to revert back to old intact self.
If that didn't work call bullshit on being grey in a black vs white war.
If that still didn't work QQ.

[3] You de-age some. [5] You convince people that you are morally grey.

Tell Loki that as the god of tricksters, he should backstab knight tiger and take control of the villains.
"...Why did you tell him my plan when he's RIGHT NEXT TO ME?" [5+3v5] You are smitten out of existence as Loki takes [4] Anemonebob, Patrick, the Hcilimes, Hera, and Midas with him to form a new faction, the Tricksters.

FOOL TOPHAT INTO ASSAULTING KNIGHT TIGER INSTEAD OF SELF

START SELLING POPCORN ON THE SIDE

While you can't fool someone who got sucked into that star, [6] you invest enough into popcorn that your assets are pretty much...popcorn.

Become leader of the dragons.
[3] You break away completely from the remaining faction of dragons.

MORE BATTLE.
[5] You slaughter the minor minions of the various factions. Except Midas--gold blaster bolts don't hurt much. You also kill, oh, Corai and some dragons.

BOSS TURN:
Knight Tiger, angered at losing much of his power, decides to summon a force more devastating than anything else: dermonster. [5+3] ...The GM makes a note to PM dermonster about if he wants to be an NPC.
Zeus [4v1] convinces Hera to return to the Villains' side.
The good dragons [4+3] flee to gather their strength.
Squidward [2] can't find any sane people. Surprise, surprise.

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Furtuka

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #151 on: January 14, 2013, 09:58:58 pm »

Eat Knight Tiger
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Vorthon

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #152 on: January 14, 2013, 10:05:47 pm »

MORE CLONING. REPLENISH THE RANKS OF MY MASTER'S ARMY.
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Persus13

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #153 on: January 14, 2013, 10:07:01 pm »

Vorthon's under Heroes and Villains. How does that work?

Respawn as awesome person. Destroy things with AWESOMENESS
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #154 on: January 14, 2013, 10:20:17 pm »

Eat Knight Tiger
How? Xantalos absorbed you.
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #155 on: January 14, 2013, 10:27:33 pm »

Oops missed that.

Take over Xantalo's body from the inside out
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Doomblade187

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #156 on: January 14, 2013, 10:30:55 pm »

Take over mecha-lich and bring my dragon followers into the fold of the Sane People faction. Gain faction bonus.
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Corai

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #157 on: January 14, 2013, 10:37:57 pm »

Return as a ghost. Possess zedCorai.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #158 on: January 15, 2013, 12:11:23 am »

>BREAK AWAY FROM XANTALOS
>BANISH HIM TO NETHER REALMS
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #159 on: January 15, 2013, 01:28:05 am »

CAPITALISM, HO!
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #160 on: January 15, 2013, 01:29:17 am »

FORTIFY CASTLE WITH ICE CREAM!
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #161 on: January 15, 2013, 01:44:34 am »

Backstab Loki with my dagger and take control of tricksters

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #162 on: January 15, 2013, 08:11:54 am »

Get some women.

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #163 on: January 15, 2013, 01:11:59 pm »

Respawn in old body as leader of Hats faction thanks to blessing from god of hats.
Summon army of INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIES WEARING TOP HATS.
Send them to kill heroes
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #164 on: January 15, 2013, 01:44:03 pm »

Be thankful I'm not that guy named Xantalo
Continue to absorb everything
Including Furtuka if he absorbs my body
« Last Edit: January 15, 2013, 04:05:33 pm by Xantalos »
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