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Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo

President Bush

Persus13

Xantalos

Obligatory Other

[Vorthon]

Imperial because Godwin's Law otherwise. TO GLORIOUS BAAAAAAAAATTLE.

[TopHat]

Sabotage TopHat's Plans, stay in the Villains faction instead of the dragons faction.

Also send other hatlings to sabotage Doomblade's plans to sabotage my plans to sabotage the creation of the faction.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Punch someone evil in the face

[3] You punch Yog-Sothtoh in the knee.

Do the fish rain dance.
Become neutral/unallied

[3] A bigger fish hits some eldritch abomination in the face.

"Okay, what the fuck. Seriously guys? You know better than to say da_nang's name; now he's here! And Yog-Sothoth: how did you get beat up? You are literally everything!
Ah well. Hey GWG. You the new GM?"
Fuse all the stars in the universe into one gigantic superstar. Charge a lazer with it's power and rip a hole in reality to the dimension my infinite children reside in.

[1] You turn yourself into a star. This causes the eldritch abominations to glance at each other, swipe your metaphysical wallet, and wander away.

REBUILD LICH. STRONGER, FASTER, SEXIER EPICCER.

[4] You make a robotic body for the lich.

Create Faction: dragons
Call dragons to join the Faction

[6] All nearby dragons are drawn to your faction. Disagreements break out...

>FUSE THE ESSENCE OF THE HEART INTO THE SWORD, MAKE IT POWERFUL
>CONTINUE ASSAULT

[2-1] A fish hits you in the face! The fish is fused with your very form! So is the heart and the sword, making you a: Hearty Swordfish Monster! Ah ha ha!

BECOME LOVING PARENT!
ASK DEMILICH TO RESURRECT MOTHER OF CHILD SO FROSLASS CAN HAVE A NORMAL CHILDHOOD AS THE OFFSPRING OF A GHOST POKEMON AND AN ICECREAM CONE!

[1] You create a massive castle surrounded by a moat of lava and guarded by Charizards to protect your daughter, and give her a pet Houndoom (those are Fire/Dark, right?) for company. [3] The mechalich gives you some more ice cream. Needless to say, your (still-nameless) daughter does not have a normal childhood.

well that just had to happen didn't it
Bring out the ARMOR SHATTERER. Fire a salvo at TopHat.

[4] You have a...poorly-defined weapon! It seems to be some sort of ranged weapon which shoots four times! [6,1,3,6] You shoot TopHat twice, his hat once, and yourself once. The debreis and, um, radiation? from the shots merge with TopHat, making him a half-stone-golem. Who had his hat knocked off.

Continue to summon mythological heroes.

[1] You summon some mythological villains: Lucifer, Hera, and King Midas.

Equip the magic stuff.
Remove those honour barrier thingies.
Summon more hatlings.
Send current minions to sabotage creation of dragons faction
(EDIT) and send some others to sabotage Doomblade

[4+1-3-1] You strengthen the Honor Barriers! [6] You summon 60 hostile beanies! You have no living minions!

Sabotage TopHat's Plans, stay in the Villains faction instead of the dragons faction.

[3] You create a new Villainous Dragons faction!

Be an ancient being from before the dawn of game. Be Betty White. Play country music.

((Glad you joined! How do you think the game is, so far?))
[3] It's not very good Country Music...

Join Lich with Squidward. Upgrade villains after joining.

[6] You use Squidward as fuel for the Mechalich! Squidward's ghost appears and [6v1+4] takes over the MechaLich! He starts a new Sane People faction!

Imperial because Godwin's Law otherwise. TO GLORIOUS BAAAAAAAAATTLE.

Good choice! [5] You slaughter some nameless mooks! And a fairly major antagonist: Cthulhu!

Sabotage TopHat's Plans, stay in the Villains faction instead of the dragons faction.

Also send other hatlings to sabotage Doomblade's plans to sabotage my plans to sabotage the creation of the faction.

Um, not only do you not have hatlings, Doomblade doesn't seem to be doing that.

BOSS TURN:
*counts* Seven factions...hey Spinal, how many were there when Xantalos formed the Omnicidalists?
The Villains and the Awesome Mythological People have a little get-together. [4+4v3+2] The Awesome Mythological People are convinced to join the Villains! Six factions now.

Spoiler: Rules Discovered (click to show/hide)

No faction leader may have a faction leader bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.

Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)

Lich's Collapsed Tower
Magic shop set up nearby, with Strengthened Honor Barriers
Star Above

Spoiler: Heroes (click to show/hide)

Furtaka, Powerful Marscream golem
GraveHaunter92, PokeGhost
Spinal_Taper, Betty White
Vorthon, Army of Stormtroopers

GraveHaunter's Son, Froslass

Spoiler: Villains (click to show/hide)

Leader: Knight Tiger (High Priest to the Machine God; Battle Vestments; Animated Statue) (+5, +4 from faction)
Lieutenant: Loki (+5, +2 from faction)

Persus13, Perseus
Vorthon, Fallen Cleric with Battle Vestments

Anemonebob Cylindricalpants (+1)
Patrick Brittlestar (+1)
Hcilimes
Lucifer (+3)
Hera (+3)
King Midas
Achilles
Apollo (+3)
Kratos (+1)
Zeus (+3)

Spoiler: Hats (click to show/hide)

Leader: TopHat, Tophatted Half-Stone-Golem (+1)

Spoiler: Void (click to show/hide)

da_nang, Hearty Swordfish Monster

Spoiler: Dragons (click to show/hide)

Faction D: Draconic Dragons
scapheap, Black Dragon
Bloodwind Blue Dragon
Blue Daytongued Dragon
Boltrage Dragon (blue)
Dwarftongue Dragon
Firewind Hunter Dragon (red)

Faction E: Evil Dragons
Doomblade187, Dragon
Furyshell Drake
Giantnecked Leaping Drake
Heavyfanged Drake
Highhorn Leaper Drake
Hopping Widenosed Drake

Faction LG: Lawful Good Dragons
GreatWyrmGold, golden dragon
Nighthide Dragon (black, 1/4 silver)
Oddtoothed Drake
Ragebodied Coldwind Dragon (silver)
Slender Lasher Drake
Stealthy Sharpmawed Stormer Serpent (half-brass-dragon Large viper)

Spoiler: Sane People (click to show/hide)

Squidward, MechaLich (+3)

Spoiler: Unfoed (click to show/hide)

LordSlowpoke, Underpriced-Shop Owner

[Corai]

Leap at Squidward and attempt to grab MechaLich away from him.

[Furtuka]

Trap the gods inside my labtop computer bits using the magic programs from shin megami tensei

[Doomblade187]

Gather all the draconic factions an lead them into battle against the villains- now that the lich is gone, Knight Tiger is unprotected, along with his followers.

[GraveHaunter92]

Name daughter after her mother, Pistachio!

Hurl insults at Lucifer for his acts of douchebaggery from the top of the castle's walls while continuing to be an awesome father figure!

((And yes, Houndooms are indeed fire/dark types.  Dear God...)

[Xantalos]

Gain such massive amounts of mass that everything in the universe is attracted to me and becomes part of me so that I am the biggest black hole ever.
Retain Omnicidalist faction.

[TopHat]

Damn.
Pick up hat
Summon hatlings not affected by honour barriers.
Take that shopkeeper's weapon and shoot him with it.
Failing that, just beat him to death.
Assisted by any summoned minions.

[da_nang]

>POWER UP ANNIHILATION BEAM IN MY SWORD (OR BILL OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED)
>FIRE AT ENEMIES

[TheZoomZoll]

Use cthulhu powers of savestate to revert back to old intact self.
If that didn't work call bullshit on being grey in a black vs white war.
If that still didn't work QQ.

[Persus13]

Tell Loki that as the god of tricksters, he should backstab knight tiger and take control of the villains.

[LordSlowpoke]

Damn.
Pick up hat
Summon hatlings not affected by honour barriers.
Take that shopkeeper's weapon and shoot him with it.
Failing that, just beat him to death.
Assisted by any summoned minions.

FOOL TOPHAT INTO ASSAULTING KNIGHT TIGER INSTEAD OF SELF

START SELLING POPCORN ON THE SIDE

[scapheap]

Become leader of the dragons.

[Vorthon]

MORE BATTLE.