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Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #45 on: January 06, 2013, 10:18:19 pm »
Deposit a small sample of power in deep space; letting it charge up exponentially.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #46 on: January 06, 2013, 10:23:00 pm »
Wait I'm not a statue.

APPLY VULTURE WINGS TO BODY AND LEARN TO FLY
« Last Edit: January 07, 2013, 04:48:45 am by Pufferfish »
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #47 on: January 06, 2013, 10:39:25 pm »
Name: GraveHaunter92
Description:  The 92nd resident of the Pokemon graveyard across the street from the Knight Tiger's fortress.  Enjoys practical jokes and eating people's hopes and dreams.

Rise from hell, make friends with Knight Tiger and awaken his conscience!
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #48 on: January 06, 2013, 10:44:29 pm »
Animate statue, continue the attack on Knight Tiger's fortress.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #49 on: January 06, 2013, 10:46:57 pm »
I'm already made of stone so...

Smash everyone around me and use their wreckage to regrow my other arm!
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #50 on: January 07, 2013, 02:00:45 am »
Reanimate as a Cthulhu statue.
Put you head back on like it was before.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #51 on: January 07, 2013, 04:45:16 am »
Walk around smashing up the hero statues before they can reanimate.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #52 on: January 07, 2013, 07:20:12 am »
((But the pinky is an appendage...))

>REGROW ARM BACK BY ABSORBING NEARBY MATTER
>CONTINUE ASSAULT
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #53 on: January 07, 2013, 07:58:39 am »
Form mythological greek hero faction. attack any vultures that come near me.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #54 on: January 07, 2013, 09:32:26 am »
Fly back to the room

is a dragon.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #55 on: January 07, 2013, 07:48:10 pm »
I... What... But I'm the original Machine God priest? How the fuck can he outrank me?

Call him a heretic again. Pray to the Machine God, praising him and asking him to strip the heretic of his power.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #56 on: January 08, 2013, 12:32:03 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on January 06, 2013, 10:18:19 pm
Deposit a small sample of power in deep space; letting it charge up exponentially.
[1] You deposit yourself in deep space.

Quote from: Pufferfish on January 06, 2013, 10:23:00 pm
Wait I'm not a statue.
APPLY VULTURE WINGS TO BODY AND LEARN TO FLY
Yes, you are. You kinda got turned to stone. [6] You sprout a pair of vulture's wings and spring off into the ceiling, shattering your still-stone body. Ouch.

Quote from: GraveHaunter92 on January 06, 2013, 10:39:25 pm
Rise from hell, make friends with Knight Tiger and awaken his conscience!
[5] Um...sure.

Quote from: Doomblade187 on January 06, 2013, 10:44:29 pm
Animate statue, continue the attack on Knight Tiger's fortress.
[2] Nope. You turn into ice cream. Because I've been meaning to work that old gag into this somehow.

Quote from: Furtuka on January 06, 2013, 10:46:57 pm
I'm already made of stone so...
Smash everyone around me and use their wreckage to regrow my other arm!
Excellent deduction! [5] You smash nine Haunting Vulture statues before they hit the ground! And Heracles's! You get a +1 bonus to any strength-based action if I remember.

Quote from: TheZoomZoll on January 07, 2013, 02:00:45 am
Reanimate as a Cthulhu statue.
Put you head back on like it was before.
[6] You are a statue of Cthulhu! Without any Cthulhu powers. [3] Your shoulders wear your old head like a partly living hat.

Quote from: TopHat on January 07, 2013, 04:45:16 am
Walk around smashing up the hero statues before they can reanimate.

[1] You smash yourself. Ouch.

Quote from: da_nang on January 07, 2013, 07:20:12 am
((But the pinky is an appendage...))

>REGROW ARM BACK BY ABSORBING NEARBY MATTER
>CONTINUE ASSAULT
[2] Nope. [6] You slaughter a lot of stuff! Not Kratos. He...well, as we say in The Art of Minimalism, Respawn?

Quote from: Persus13 on January 07, 2013, 07:58:39 am
Form mythological greek hero faction. attack any vultures that come near me.
First, you need to reanimate. [5] Which you do, and you help Achilles do the same. Kratos, surrounded by heroes from Sparta and those other, lesser city-states, gets the +1 bonus he deserves.
((I actually think Athens is better, but don't tell Kratos.))

Quote from: scapheap on January 07, 2013, 09:32:26 am
Fly back to the room

is a dragon.
[4] You...reach the room.

Quote from: Vorthon on January 07, 2013, 07:48:10 pm
I... What... But I'm the original Machine God priest? How the fuck can he outrank me?

Call him a heretic again. Pray to the Machine God, praising him and asking him to strip the heretic of his power.
((The Machine God's choice of ranking is kinda the Word of God. Also, you didn't roll well, and he did.))
[2] The Machine God does, in fact, strip the hereticier guy of his power. Your exosuit goes dead.

BOSS TURN:
The Knight Tiger ponders a moment, before summoning [5] a Bloodstained Eater. It's big, stained with blood, and HUNGRY.
The bunnies make [3] a little ray gun.

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #57 on: January 08, 2013, 12:35:27 am »
Wait, you're ACTUALLY KEEPING TRACK OF EACH INDIVIDUAL'S STATUS?!
For shame.

Anyhow, shapeshift into a gigantic fleet of reality-warping spaceships that exist outside of normal reality. Set a small ship aside to charge energy indefinetely.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #58 on: January 08, 2013, 12:44:40 am »
Knock down the castle
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #59 on: January 08, 2013, 01:28:00 am »
Become an animated stone statue and attack Knight Tiger's fortress.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on October 27, 2018, 12:45:27 pm
In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
Quote from: JoshuaFH on February 13, 2020, 07:38:07 am
One mustn't stare into the pathos, lest one become Pathos.
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