Deposit a small sample of power in deep space; letting it charge up exponentially.
[1] You deposit yourself in deep space.
Wait I'm not a statue.
APPLY VULTURE WINGS TO BODY AND LEARN TO FLY
Yes, you are. You kinda got turned to stone. [6] You sprout a pair of vulture's wings and spring off into the ceiling, shattering your still-stone body. Ouch.
Rise from hell, make friends with Knight Tiger and awaken his conscience!
[5] Um...sure.
Animate statue, continue the attack on Knight Tiger's fortress.
[2] Nope. You turn into ice cream. Because I've been meaning to work that old gag into this somehow.
I'm already made of stone so...
Smash everyone around me and use their wreckage to regrow my other arm!
Excellent deduction! [5] You smash nine Haunting Vulture statues before they hit the ground! And Heracles's! You get a +1 bonus to any strength-based action if I remember.
Reanimate as a Cthulhu statue.
Put you head back on like it was before.
[6] You are a statue of Cthulhu! Without any Cthulhu powers. [3] Your shoulders wear your old head like a partly living hat.
Walk around smashing up the hero statues before they can reanimate.
[1] You smash yourself. Ouch.
((But the pinky is an appendage...))
>REGROW ARM BACK BY ABSORBING NEARBY MATTER
>CONTINUE ASSAULT
[2] Nope. [6] You slaughter a lot of stuff! Not Kratos. He...well, as we say in The Art of Minimalism, Respawn?
Form mythological greek hero faction. attack any vultures that come near me.
First, you need to reanimate. [5] Which you do, and you help Achilles do the same. Kratos, surrounded by heroes from Sparta and those other, lesser city-states, gets the +1 bonus he deserves.
((I actually think Athens is better, but don't tell Kratos.))
Fly back to the room
is a dragon.
[4] You...reach the room.
I... What... But I'm the original Machine God priest? How the fuck can he outrank me?
Call him a heretic again. Pray to the Machine God, praising him and asking him to strip the heretic of his power.
((The Machine God's choice of ranking is kinda the Word of God. Also, you didn't roll well, and he did.))
[2] The Machine God does, in fact, strip the hereticier guy of his power. Your exosuit goes dead.
BOSS TURN:
The Knight Tiger ponders a moment, before summoning [5] a Bloodstained Eater. It's big, stained with blood, and HUNGRY.
The bunnies make [3] a little ray gun.
Dusky, Statue of a Religious Fanatic without a BIG stick
Doomblade187, Ice Cream Statue of a 187th Knight of the Doomy Blades
Furtaka, Powerful Mars golem
GraveHaunter92, PokeGhost
Pufferfish, Shattered Statue
scapheap, Dragon
TheZoomZoll, Animate Statue of a Headless Cthulhu (wearing fleshy head as hat)
tomio175, Statue of a Knight
Vorthon, Fallen Cleric with an Unpowered Exoskeleton
Xantalos, Statue of a Limbless Space Octopus in Space
Leader: Knight Tiger (+2)
7 Miniature Super-Intelligent Genetically-Modified Bunnies
Bloodstained Eater
Leader: da_nang, Dead (+0)
persus, Statue of Perseus
Achilles
Kratos (+1)