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Author Topic: *Open Mic Nite* Brief Picture Story Game.  (Read 1932 times)

Robocorn

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*Open Mic Nite* Brief Picture Story Game.
« on: January 04, 2013, 02:05:20 am »

From the bad ideas that brought you Marital Dispute comes...



Open Mic Nite?!



That's in 3 and a half hours. How can you be prepared

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Re: *Open Mic Nite* Brief Picture Story Game.
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2013, 02:15:12 am »

Don't be. Sit at home, cry, smoke weed, crash open mic nite, make ass of self.
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Re: *Open Mic Nite* Brief Picture Story Game.
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2013, 02:41:03 am »



You head home to smoke some weed but all that's left is stems.



So you cry for about 40 minutes

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« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2013, 02:53:34 am »

Make sure your guitar is already. Have a song or two to play.
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Re: *Open Mic Nite* Brief Picture Story Game.
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2013, 03:08:49 am »

Make awesome song up on the fly.  Write it down. 
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« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2013, 03:44:21 am »




It's your guitar. You found it in a ditch one day and it's been like a brother to you.
(A constant disappointment to your parents that makes your weed seem to disappear.)


You got Ol' 6 5 string




You play a song for 15 minutes. It's got all the same chords as wonderwall but the lyrics are about a nonspecific female love interest.

The amount your song sucks matches how much your guitar sucks giving you a x2 suck combo.


50 Suck~~


You got XxWonder-broadXX



You spend 55 minutes composing a short but powerful song addressing your
personal experiences with pizza delivery and the food service industry.

It's pretty catchy. And breaks your double-suck combo.

61 good

You got +=Pizza Pyre=+

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« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2013, 03:50:53 am »

Fresh clothes, you won't win fans if you smell of whatever the cat thew up.
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« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2013, 03:57:09 am »

Fresh clothes, you won't win fans if you smell of whatever the cat thew up.

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« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2013, 04:07:08 am »



A new shirt and some Teen Spirit.

Now people will only suspect that you've been toking up.

+3 freshness

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« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2013, 04:11:41 am »

Go buy food.
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Re: *Open Mic Nite* Brief Picture Story Game.
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2013, 04:34:34 am »

Go to a second hand music shop and try to get hold of an accordion, or any similar folk instrument.

Folk metal is the new... good stuff.
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« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2013, 04:34:48 am »

No, have existential moment. See how far you've come. Remember everything you've done in the past few hours, the trial and tribulations. Overcoming the sadness of having no weed, the joy of making a not entirely shit song, the freshness of your clothes. Put your hand over your heart like the pledge of allegiance and salute yourself.
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Re: *Open Mic Nite* Brief Picture Story Game.
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2013, 04:42:52 am »

Find out time to walk there(Open Mic Nite)
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« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2013, 12:59:14 pm »



You recall the events that led you here with fondness. for 5 minutes
So much has happened.




You depart for one last trip. To get some cheetos for your voice.
And maybe an accordion, who knows what you can get for six dollars these days.




Oh Shit! Aliens!

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« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2013, 01:01:43 pm »

Pacify aliens with awesome music.
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