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Total Members Voted: 5

Voting closed: January 06, 2013, 12:15:11 pm


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Author Topic: You are Badass Donuts  (Read 4133 times)

GraveHaunter92

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #60 on: January 11, 2013, 04:05:21 pm »
GO ON EPIC QUEST TO OBTAIN POTATO PEELER OF LEGEND.
ENSLAVE THE RABID LIVING POTATOES WITH CLAWS!
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Quote from: TCM on March 25, 2013, 04:23:36 pm
Jesus must have been guiding him in living out the way of the samurai.

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #61 on: January 11, 2013, 04:51:56 pm »
Point out that, when the duke and the antiduke came into contact, they should have instantly annihilated each other and converted their total combined mass into energy. Watch huge explosion. If somehow still alive, DERM PERSUS.
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Donuts

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #62 on: January 14, 2013, 12:47:25 pm »
Still waiting for some more posts.
Quote from: Maxinum McDreich on January 11, 2013, 11:34:05 am
What the heck's a lucky present XD

Well, saving the world from nukes is a good thing! Let's go save Dusky! Attack the archers with my sprinkle shots again! DOUGHRING'S ARE SUPERIOR TO DONUT!
Don't think Dusky is alive anymore...
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Maxinum McDreich

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #63 on: January 14, 2013, 02:39:01 pm »
fine! single boring turn. Open up this lucky present XD.
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #64 on: February 02, 2013, 03:39:08 am »
Give RTD another chance.
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Donuts

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #65 on: February 02, 2013, 04:03:08 am »
Finally do that turn.

Donut [5] finally does that turn.
TopHat [2-donut] is DED DED DED DED DED DED
Xanlatos [6] makes the bomb automagically charge. He has to watch it every 2 turns though, or it will do some random shit that causes it to disappear.
GraveHaunter92 [6] finds the potato peeler of legend. It is cursed though. [9] Seems the curse is spontaneous combustion and explosion. Goodbye.
GWG [3] is right. Small explosion happens. No double turn for you though.
McDreich opens dat present [5] he finds a chainsaw with a laser sight. Also seems it has a small built-in flamethrower, because why not?
TZZ [1] doesn't give this another chance. Instead he creates a huge meteor and sends it down to the area of the RTD. Oh my.
A lot of people I don't care about do nothing.

ENEMEH TWURN:
RLPWC [5] decide to murder GWG. [3v6] GWG materialises a flaming potato masher to thin out the numbers of the potatoes. Oh, and he is now on fire.
Archers [2] shoot randomly everywhere but hit nothing.
Knights [2] are still helpless.
Automagic Bomb [6] charges a lot. It actually already needs attention NAO!!!
DAT FUKKEN METEOR [5] smashes the world of the RTD in two. Oh, GWG was unfortunate enough to stand in the way. [5] He dodges out like a boss. ACHIEVEMENTOS UNLOCKOS: Close one, eh?: Dodge something super lethal and stuff. Reward: Ninja Reflexes! +1 to dodge rolls.

RANDOM SHIT NOONE CARES ABOUT: A necromancer has decided to visit! We now have ZOMBIE COMM(UNIST)ANDOS!!!

Spoiler: Halls of The Dead (click to show/hide)
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #66 on: February 02, 2013, 04:06:57 am »
Give it attention. Mucho attention.
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #67 on: February 02, 2013, 04:16:58 am »
Stabbed and mutilated corpse will start to polka-dance.
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #68 on: February 02, 2013, 04:49:41 am »
Eat donut malus
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #69 on: February 02, 2013, 07:56:23 am »
Try to remember why I was derming Persus.

Derm Persus.
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #70 on: February 02, 2013, 08:09:44 am »
Become the game.
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Maxinum McDreich

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #71 on: February 02, 2013, 09:05:24 am »
''Mwaha! Mwahaha! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Let's rev this son of a gun and MAIM KILL BURN! MAIM KILL BURN!''

So, with the rituals of Khorne all set, go on a chainsaw/flamethrower rampage against... well... zombies. Always the best targets with one of these. And what the heck is the point of a laser sight on this thing? XD
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #72 on: February 02, 2013, 09:23:05 am »
Derm GWG before he derms me.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #73 on: February 02, 2013, 11:53:57 am »
Quote from: Maxinum McDreich on February 02, 2013, 09:05:24 am
''Mwaha! Mwahaha! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Let's rev this son of a gun and MAIM KILL BURN! MAIM KILL BURN!''

So, with the rituals of Khorne all set, go on a chainsaw/flamethrower rampage against... well... zombies. Always the best targets with one of these. And what the heck is the point of a laser sight on this thing? XD
Old joke.
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Quote from: Darvi on December 05, 2012, 09:02:31 am
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #74 on: February 02, 2013, 04:57:16 pm »
Quote from: Persus13 on February 02, 2013, 09:23:05 am
Derm GWG before he derms me.
Derm Persus before he derms me.
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