TopHat [1] is 100% out of the game now. Both because of the 1, and also because I hate top hats.
GWG [3] summons skinny anti-duke. Skinny anti-duke picks his nose.
Dusky [3] bruises the archers.
McDreich [6-1] gains a triple turn. [5-1] You become delectable dough ring. [5-1] You shoot the nuke in midair. Even though there IS no nuke. [4-1] Your sprinkles fly through said non-existent nuke. Achievement Unlocked: Lucker: Gain 3 great rolls in a row! Reward: Lucky Present.
Xantalos [4] makes up for the decharging.
Persus [5] enters a martial trance and attacks 3 nearby suckers. He attacks [3] Dusky, [3] Dusky again, and [2] GWG. Epic battle begin! [4+1=5v6] Persus assaults Dusky, but Dusky dodges off of the nearby cliff! Persus continues attacking and jumps over the cliff, attacking Dusky in midair! [4+1v1] Persus breaks Dusky's neck, then gets a soft landing by using Dusky as landing pad. Dusky explodes into a fine red mist. Persus then jumps up on the cliff, rushing GWG. [4+1v3] GWG looks suprised at Persus' ferocious onslaught. GWG is punched in the face. He looks hurt.
Achievement Unlocked: FATALITY: Completely and utterly destroy someone and do some awesome finisher. Reward: Either Non-op Superpower, or Non-op Weapon.
Pufferfish [5] becomes an Elder Dragon. Rawr. He murders the nearby Dovahkiin, and looks awesome doing it.
GraveHaunter [6] walks the dinosaur, though he trips.
Corai [5] respawns like most games. Short invulnerability. (Take no damage this turn) He then [4] revives the Comm(unist)andos, though without the RPG-7's. He then [6] orders the Comm(unist)andos to attack the Filthy Capitalist Dogs. Both Communists and Capitalists die.
Doomblade picks nose so much, he kills himself by ripping the brain.
NPC TWURN:
Angry Duke is angry. He [5] kicks anti-duke away, then summons Knights.
Archers [4] shoots Dusky. Dusky takes an arrow to the knee.
Knights [1] fall off of their horses. Free kills, and kills = loot. THIS MEANS FR33 L00T!!!
Totally Useless Random Event!!!
The newest government project, Project Tato, has ended with a horrible disaster. The Rabid Living Potatoes With Claws are now loose. They are murderous.
Comm(unist)andos, died from RPG-7 friendly fire. Then died in epic battle with Filthy Capitalist Dogs
Miauw, exploded from failing at becoming comm(unist)andos.
TopHat, eaten by "GM Donuts" and pooped into a river.
TZZ, killed by an imaginary dagger.
Corai, capitalist buisinessman'd
Capitalist businessmen, Commando'd
Dusky, murdered by Persus, who totally murdered this guy.
Random Dovahkiin, murdered by Pufferfish's Elder Dragon form.
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