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Weird Random Event?

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Total Members Voted: 5

Voting closed: January 06, 2013, 12:15:11 pm


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Author Topic: You are Badass Donuts  (Read 4208 times)

Xantalos

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #45 on: January 06, 2013, 01:36:14 pm »

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #46 on: January 06, 2013, 02:34:13 pm »

Continue attacking
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #47 on: January 06, 2013, 06:35:24 pm »

BECOME AN DRAGON

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #48 on: January 07, 2013, 03:15:19 pm »

WALK THE DINOSAUR
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #49 on: January 08, 2013, 12:12:42 am »

RESPAWN, THEN SUMMON COMMUNIST COMMANDOS TO KILL THE CAPITALISTIC BUSINESS MEN.
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Donuts

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #50 on: January 11, 2013, 04:46:12 am »

TopHat [1] is 100% out of the game now. Both because of the 1, and also because I hate top hats.
GWG [3] summons skinny anti-duke. Skinny anti-duke picks his nose.
Dusky [3] bruises the archers.
McDreich [6-1] gains a triple turn. [5-1] You become delectable dough ring. [5-1] You shoot the nuke in midair. Even though there IS no nuke. [4-1] Your sprinkles fly through said non-existent nuke. Achievement Unlocked: Lucker: Gain 3 great rolls in a row! Reward: Lucky Present.
Xantalos [4] makes up for the decharging.
Persus [5] enters a martial trance and attacks 3 nearby suckers. He attacks [3] Dusky, [3] Dusky again, and [2] GWG. Epic battle begin! [4+1=5v6] Persus assaults Dusky, but Dusky dodges off of the nearby cliff! Persus continues attacking and jumps over the cliff, attacking Dusky in midair! [4+1v1] Persus breaks Dusky's neck, then gets a soft landing by using Dusky as landing pad. Dusky explodes into a fine red mist. Persus then jumps up on the cliff, rushing GWG. [4+1v3] GWG looks suprised at Persus' ferocious onslaught. GWG is punched in the face. He looks hurt.
Achievement Unlocked: FATALITY: Completely and utterly destroy someone and do some awesome finisher. Reward: Either Non-op Superpower, or Non-op Weapon.
Pufferfish [5] becomes an Elder Dragon. Rawr. He murders the nearby Dovahkiin, and looks awesome doing it.
GraveHaunter [6] walks the dinosaur, though he trips.
Corai [5] respawns like most games. Short invulnerability. (Take no damage this turn) He then [4] revives the Comm(unist)andos, though without the RPG-7's. He then [6] orders the Comm(unist)andos to attack the Filthy Capitalist Dogs. Both Communists and Capitalists die.

Doomblade picks nose so much, he kills himself by ripping the brain.

NPC TWURN:
Angry Duke is angry. He [5] kicks anti-duke away, then summons Knights.
Archers [4] shoots Dusky. Dusky takes an arrow to the knee.
Knights [1] fall off of their horses. Free kills, and kills = loot. THIS MEANS FR33 L00T!!!

Totally Useless Random Event!!!
The newest government project, Project Tato, has ended with a horrible disaster. The Rabid Living Potatoes With Claws are now loose. They are murderous.

Spoiler: Halls of The Dead (click to show/hide)

« Last Edit: January 11, 2013, 04:59:25 am by Donuts »
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #51 on: January 11, 2013, 05:10:03 am »

Change to 99.999% out of game.
Come back to life.
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #52 on: January 11, 2013, 05:13:05 am »

Change to 99.999% out of game.
Come back to life.

Sorry. YOU ARE DEAD, NOT BIG SUPRISE!
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #53 on: January 11, 2013, 05:15:52 am »

Change to 99.999% out of game.
Come back to life.

Sorry. YOU ARE DEAD, NOT BIG SUPRISE!
Shut up.
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Okay, become undead
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #54 on: January 11, 2013, 05:19:55 am »

Change to 99.999% out of game.
Come back to life.

Sorry. YOU ARE DEAD, NOT BIG SUPRISE!
Shut up.
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Okay, become undead
-donut to all rolls for insulting the GM :D
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #55 on: January 11, 2013, 05:22:19 am »

Change to 99.999% out of game.
Come back to life.

Sorry. YOU ARE DEAD, NOT BIG SUPRISE!
Shut up Bob
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Okay, become undead
-donut to all rolls for insulting the GM :D
Solved then
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Maxinum McDreich

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #56 on: January 11, 2013, 11:34:05 am »

What the heck's a lucky present XD

Well, saving the world from nukes is a good thing! Let's go save Dusky! Attack the archers with my sprinkle shots again! DOUGHRING'S ARE SUPERIOR TO DONUT!
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #57 on: January 11, 2013, 02:04:03 pm »

What the heck's a lucky present XD
Why don't you find out?
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #58 on: January 11, 2013, 02:11:31 pm »

Have the bomb automatically charge.
Go kill stuff as a flying Magalodon that spits acid.
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Maxinum McDreich

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #59 on: January 11, 2013, 03:36:26 pm »

Yeah, alright. Double turn!

Find out lucky present. Then do what I said in the other post. :P
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