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Total Members Voted: 5

Voting closed: January 06, 2013, 12:15:11 pm


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Author Topic: You are Badass Donuts  (Read 4134 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #30 on: January 04, 2013, 10:10:05 am »
DERM THE COMMUNISTS! WITH A NUKE!
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Donuts

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #31 on: January 04, 2013, 12:13:25 pm »
McDreich. Too late. >: D

GWG [2] tries to derm the comm(unist)andos. It failed. The comm(unist)andos are looking angrily at you.
Persus [5] attacks 2 others, resulting in [6] headshots. You hit [1] TopHat, and [3] Miauw. Both are almost dead nao.
Tophat [3-3-1=-1] tries to eat "GM Donuts" but so dead that a guy calling himself GM Donuts comes by and eats you. Then he poops you out into a river. Dead.
Miauw [1-3=-2] tries to become comm(unist)andos, but fails miserably and explodes from the stress.
Corai [6] calls capitalistic businessmen. Capitalist businessmen go on rampage with briefcases and stock market graphs.
McDreich stands there picking his nose.
Doomblade is a nosepicker too.

Enemies:
Donuts is angry. Donuts [5] buffs comm(unist)andos with RPG-7's.
Comm(unist)andos like new RPG-7's, and [1] tests them on the ground, killing themselves.
Capitalist businessmen [5] knocks down Corai then tapdances on him so he dies.

Spoiler: Hall of the Dead (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: January 06, 2013, 07:28:03 am by Donuts »
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #32 on: January 04, 2013, 12:25:36 pm »
Summon a nuke!
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TopHat

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #33 on: January 04, 2013, 01:34:22 pm »
Respawn.
Eat GM donuts.
Get revenge.
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

Donuts

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #34 on: January 04, 2013, 01:37:12 pm »
Quote from: TopHat on January 04, 2013, 01:34:22 pm
Respawn.
Eat GM donuts.
Get revenge.
Achievement get! "Learn how to respawn": Use the respawn command. Reward: None.
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Xantalos

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #35 on: January 04, 2013, 03:54:02 pm »
Begin charging bomb.
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #36 on: January 04, 2013, 04:10:37 pm »
Start a Spirit Bomb.
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Maxinum McDreich

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #37 on: January 04, 2013, 04:36:00 pm »
Take a double turn, cos I'm too awesome to miss one!


Heal thyself and become and regenerating donut!



Gain followers for my legendary.
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Donuts

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #38 on: January 06, 2013, 07:46:32 am »
GWG [1] summons a DUKE, thats what you wanted, right? An ANGRY DUKE.
TopHat [1-1=0] fails at respawning, therefore rest of roll is invalid. His spirit is now dead too.
Xanlatos [1] de-charges imaginary bomb.
Pufferfish [2] tries, but fails miserably, at making a spirit-bomb.
McDreich [2-1=1] doesn't just get no double-turn, he actually loses his current turn too!
Doomblade picks nose. He is getting pro at this.
Persus begins to pick nose.

ENEMEH TWURNZ:
Capitalist businessmen [3] slams [6] DOOMBLADE!!! Doomblade gets [3] bruised a lot.
ANGRY DUKE [4] throws [4] archers into the battle!
Archers [2] misses.

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TopHat

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #39 on: January 06, 2013, 08:31:09 am »
SOD THAT!
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Quote from: TopHat on January 04, 2013, 01:34:22 pm
Respawn.
Eat GM donuts.
Get revenge.
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

Donuts

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #40 on: January 06, 2013, 08:35:16 am »
Quote from: TopHat on January 06, 2013, 08:31:09 am
SOD THAT!
DO
Quote from: TopHat on January 04, 2013, 01:34:22 pm
Respawn.
Eat GM donuts.
Get revenge.
Nawp
Even your spirit is dead because you failed so much. >: D
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #41 on: January 06, 2013, 10:25:42 am »
SUMMON ANTI-DUKE. THROW ANTI-DUKE AT DUKE.
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Dusky

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #42 on: January 06, 2013, 11:55:09 am »
Whack the archers with a REALLY BIG STICK
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #43 on: January 06, 2013, 01:01:25 pm »
Quote from: Donuts on January 06, 2013, 08:35:16 am
Quote from: TopHat on January 06, 2013, 08:31:09 am
SOD THAT!
DO
Quote from: TopHat on January 04, 2013, 01:34:22 pm
Respawn.
Eat GM donuts.
Get revenge.
Nawp
Even your spirit is dead be
cause you failed so much. >: D
Become new spirit.
Then do all the stuff listed above.
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

Maxinum McDreich

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #44 on: January 06, 2013, 01:21:22 pm »
Gain triple turn!

Become a delectable doughring!

Shoot sprinkles from doughring to nuke in mid-air.

Blow up nuke with said sprinkles!
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