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Corai

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Re: You are a new God
« Reply #135 on: January 04, 2013, 09:10:12 pm »

Complete the trio. Bless the priest with the power of CHAOS.
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Jbg97

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Re: You are a new God
« Reply #136 on: January 04, 2013, 09:11:54 pm »

Complete the trio. Bless the priest with the power of CHAOS.
TURN HIM INTO A CHAOS SPAWN.
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Corai

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Re: You are a new God
« Reply #137 on: January 04, 2013, 09:14:22 pm »

Complete the trio. Bless the priest with the power of CHAOS.
TURN HIM INTO A CHAOS SPAWN.

No, that's expected. We must make him something UNEXPECTED. For we are CHAOTIC, not EXPECTABLE.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: You are a new God
« Reply #138 on: January 04, 2013, 09:14:55 pm »

Complete the trio. Bless the priest with the power of CHAOS.
TURN HIM INTO A CHAOS SPAWN.
Ideally not, but not the worst thing that could happen.
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NRDL

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Re: You are a new God
« Reply #139 on: January 04, 2013, 09:17:58 pm »

That actually seems cool.  Our version of the Holy Trinity. 
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Corai

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Re: You are a new God
« Reply #140 on: January 04, 2013, 09:19:52 pm »

I say instead of an abomination, we make the priest into a thing of BEAUTY. Because CHAOS.
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Jbg97

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Re: You are a new God
« Reply #141 on: January 04, 2013, 09:20:30 pm »

Complete the trio. Bless the priest with the power of CHAOS.
TURN HIM INTO A CHAOS SPAWN.

No, that's expected. We must make him something UNEXPECTED. For we are CHAOTIC, not EXPECTABLE.
MAKE HIM OUT OF CAKE THAT ETERNALLY BURNS YET IS NEVER CONSUMED. HE CANNOT FEEL PAIN, LOVE, REGRET, HOPE. ALL HE CAN FEEL, IS HATRED.
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DF doesn't mold players into its image - DF merely selects those who were always ready for DF.
Quote from: Owlbread
Everything will burn. Everything must burn.
Quote from: Girlinhat
The science of burning innocent children could be perfected into clockwork.
Quote from: Insanity X
And that is how Jbg97 saved dwarfmas

Corai

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Re: You are a new God
« Reply #142 on: January 04, 2013, 09:21:46 pm »

Complete the trio. Bless the priest with the power of CHAOS.
TURN HIM INTO A CHAOS SPAWN.

No, that's expected. We must make him something UNEXPECTED. For we are CHAOTIC, not EXPECTABLE.
MAKE HIM OUT OF CAKE THAT ETERNALLY BURNS YET IS NEVER CONSUMED. HE CANNOT FEEL PAIN, LOVE, REGRET, HOPE. ALL HE CAN FEEL, IS HATRED.

Nah, he's a good guy. Just misguided. Treat him right.
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NRDL

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Re: You are a new God
« Reply #143 on: January 04, 2013, 09:21:55 pm »

Turn him into a donut. 
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Jbg97

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Re: You are a new God
« Reply #144 on: January 04, 2013, 09:25:19 pm »

Complete the trio. Bless the priest with the power of CHAOS.
TURN HIM INTO A CHAOS SPAWN.

No, that's expected. We must make him something UNEXPECTED. For we are CHAOTIC, not EXPECTABLE.
MAKE HIM OUT OF CAKE THAT ETERNALLY BURNS YET IS NEVER CONSUMED. HE CANNOT FEEL PAIN, LOVE, REGRET, HOPE. ALL HE CAN FEEL, IS HATRED.

Nah, he's a good guy. Just misguided. Treat him right.
TURN HIM INTO A TARRASQUE.
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DF doesn't mold players into its image - DF merely selects those who were always ready for DF.
Quote from: Owlbread
Everything will burn. Everything must burn.
Quote from: Girlinhat
The science of burning innocent children could be perfected into clockwork.
Quote from: Insanity X
And that is how Jbg97 saved dwarfmas

Corruptor

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Re: You are a new God
« Reply #145 on: January 04, 2013, 09:41:04 pm »

Complete the trio. Bless the priest with the power of CHAOS.
Do you wish to simply saturate his soul with Chaos energy? You can apply intent to attempt to reshape him in a certain way, like the eternal cake of hatred idea helpfully suggested by Jbg97 (although I wouldn't bet on that particular intent working)
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Re: You are a new God
« Reply #146 on: January 04, 2013, 09:55:16 pm »

Complete the trio. Bless the priest with the power of CHAOS.
Do you wish to simply saturate his soul with Chaos energy? You can apply intent to attempt to reshape him in a certain way, like the eternal cake of hatred idea helpfully suggested by Jbg97 (although I wouldn't bet on that particular intent working)
I vote giving him some neat extra feature(s), like green skin and an extra arm. Whatever Chaos gives, of course.
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Re: You are a new God
« Reply #147 on: January 04, 2013, 10:05:33 pm »

Complete the trio. Bless the priest with the power of CHAOS.
Do you wish to simply saturate his soul with Chaos energy? You can apply intent to attempt to reshape him in a certain way, like the eternal cake of hatred idea helpfully suggested by Jbg97 (although I wouldn't bet on that particular intent working)
I vote giving him some neat extra feature(s), like green skin and an extra arm. Whatever Chaos gives, of course.
How about we roll a die.
1- We fuck up and he explodes
2- We fuck up and he gets turned into chaos spawn
3- We fuck up and nothing happens
4- Green skin and extra arm
5- Flaming cake monster
6- He gets control over chaos, able to confuse enemies into attacking each other, corrupting the earth to be inhospitable to enemies. or DIAMOND GOLEM.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2013, 10:09:57 pm by Jbg97 »
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DF doesn't mold players into its image - DF merely selects those who were always ready for DF.
Quote from: Owlbread
Everything will burn. Everything must burn.
Quote from: Girlinhat
The science of burning innocent children could be perfected into clockwork.
Quote from: Insanity X
And that is how Jbg97 saved dwarfmas

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Re: You are a new God
« Reply #148 on: January 04, 2013, 10:13:49 pm »

Complete the trio. Bless the priest with the power of CHAOS.
Do you wish to simply saturate his soul with Chaos energy? You can apply intent to attempt to reshape him in a certain way, like the eternal cake of hatred idea helpfully suggested by Jbg97 (although I wouldn't bet on that particular intent working)
I vote giving him some neat extra feature(s), like green skin and an extra arm. Whatever Chaos gives, of course.
How about we roll a die.
1- We fuck up and he explodes
2- We fuck up and he gets turned into chaos spawn
3- We fuck up and nothing happens
4- Green skin and extra arm
5- Flaming cake monster
6- He gets control over chaos, able to confuse enemies into attacking each other, corrupting the earth to be inhospitable to enemies. or DIAMOND GOLEM.
Nay, tis time to break out the chaotic d100 of chaos! *makes a table*
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Corai

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Re: You are a new God
« Reply #149 on: January 04, 2013, 10:17:25 pm »

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6- He gets control over chaos, able to confuse enemies into attacking each other, corrupting the earth to be inhospitable to enemies. or DIAMOND GOLEM.

THIS.
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