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What empire do we play as?

GWG's Psychic mindcrabs (Mindstealing crablike beings)
- 5 (12.5%)
Jbg97's Proelium Empire of Cassigans. (Warlike humanoids)
- 6 (15%)
GotdamnMiracles Ajacet (Warlike, semisuicidal Insectoid race)
- 6 (15%)
SoHowAreyou's Obin (Cybernetic Technocracy)
- 7 (17.5%)
I'manelfColaborator Harbringers (Anthrompomorphic semitribal internally divided crows)
- 1 (2.5%)
Ardas United Earth federation
- 4 (10%)
Ukranian Ranger's Order of life (Human space hippy elves)
- 7 (17.5%)
Rolepgeek Unified societies (Pascifistic aquatic beings)
- 4 (10%)
Option I
- 0 (0%)
Option J
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 19


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Author Topic: Galactic Machinations (Semi suggestion game). Space elves  (Read 25658 times)

Jbg97

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Re: Galactic Machinations (Looking for players. Empire submission open)
« Reply #75 on: January 03, 2013, 10:42:27 pm »

Don't be, THE PROELIUM EMPIRE SHALL CRUSH ALL.

Your execution will be swift but not without pain. Will you be so proud when your blood paints our vessels? Your skins will line the cabins of our lieutenants quarters, how strong will you feel? Maybe there is reason to be proud, after all, some of you will be lucky enough to gaze on some of our holiest creations. Live sacrifices are always in high demand.

Your leaders will kneel to even our loweliest nurturer, because we will cut them down at the knees. I look forward to seeing your vessels in my skies... and then seeing them from the inside as I polish your bones. Your skull will make a fine pauldron.
You are mere insects. What right do you have to be anything but something to be scraped off the windshields of our warships?
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Re: Galactic Machinations (Looking for players. Empire submission open)
« Reply #76 on: January 03, 2013, 10:43:15 pm »

And the birds of Tenorias shall descend upon the battlefield to scourge the bane of Proelium off the face of the universe.

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Re: Galactic Machinations (Looking for players. Empire submission open)
« Reply #77 on: January 03, 2013, 10:45:25 pm »

YOU WILL BE DELICIOUS. OUR SCIENTISTS HAVE DEDUCED YOU TASTE LIKE THE HUMAN DELICACY "TURDUCKEN". WE LOOK FORWARD TO EATING YOU.
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Re: Galactic Machinations (Looking for players. Empire submission open)
« Reply #78 on: January 03, 2013, 10:46:29 pm »

TENORIAS SHALL LOOK FORWARD TO ETERNAL FUN TIMES WITH YOUR DEAD BODIES.

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Re: Galactic Machinations (Looking for players. Empire submission open)
« Reply #79 on: January 03, 2013, 10:47:56 pm »

WE DON'T HAVE CLOACAS.
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Re: Galactic Machinations (Looking for players. Empire submission open)
« Reply #80 on: January 03, 2013, 10:48:16 pm »

Wait what?!

Jbg97

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Re: Galactic Machinations (Looking for players. Empire submission open)
« Reply #81 on: January 03, 2013, 10:50:04 pm »

Wait what?!
We thought the same thing when we discovered you don't have fully detachable reproductive organs.
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Re: Galactic Machinations (Looking for players. Empire submission open)
« Reply #82 on: January 03, 2013, 10:51:18 pm »

......

We don't require those. We rip everyone else's off.

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Re: Galactic Machinations (Looking for players. Empire submission open)
« Reply #83 on: January 03, 2013, 11:02:05 pm »

Don't be, THE PROELIUM EMPIRE SHALL CRUSH ALL.

Your execution will be swift but not without pain. Will you be so proud when your blood paints our vessels? Your skins will line the cabins of our lieutenants quarters, how strong will you feel? Maybe there is reason to be proud, after all, some of you will be lucky enough to gaze on some of our holiest creations. Live sacrifices are always in high demand.

Your leaders will kneel to even our loweliest nurturer, because we will cut them down at the knees. I look forward to seeing your vessels in my skies... and then seeing them from the inside as I polish your bones. Your skull will make a fine pauldron.
You are mere insects. What right do you have to be anything but something to be scraped off the windshields of our warships?

You scrape the corpses of my kind off of your windshields? How quaint. I will bombard your home with transport vessels full of corpses. On that day I will smell of death, for I will make perfume of your flesh.

House Li Okt will waft victory over Proelium weakness and be revered by all of the other houses! I can hear the clicking cheers already.
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Re: Galactic Machinations (Looking for players. Empire submission open)
« Reply #84 on: January 03, 2013, 11:03:35 pm »

Clan Arioch will descend from blackened skies and live up to the name of Tenorias' Harbingers, and wreak havoc upon your land.

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Re: Galactic Machinations (Looking for players. Empire submission open)
« Reply #85 on: January 03, 2013, 11:05:41 pm »

And we shall eat your minds. Or at least those of selected scientists and other individuals. We'll leave you some minds to consume as well, to make it an even trade.
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Re: Galactic Machinations (Looking for players. Empire submission open)
« Reply #86 on: January 03, 2013, 11:06:42 pm »

And the Corax shall feed upon your people as herons feed upon fish.

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Re: Galactic Machinations (Looking for players. Empire submission open)
« Reply #87 on: January 03, 2013, 11:09:35 pm »

Well, that's hardly polite.
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Re: Galactic Machinations (Looking for players. Empire submission open)
« Reply #88 on: January 03, 2013, 11:10:52 pm »

Neither is eating our minds.

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Re: Galactic Machinations (Looking for players. Empire submission open)
« Reply #89 on: January 03, 2013, 11:12:18 pm »

Not all of them, just a few! We'd return a copy! And pay for them, too!
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