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Author Topic: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!  (Read 10371 times)

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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #30 on: January 03, 2013, 05:54:55 am »
Walk to the hospital.
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Quote from: Flying Dice on March 05, 2013, 11:29:48 pm
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #31 on: January 03, 2013, 06:01:20 am »
Eat boiling hot tar to heal self instantly. That's how eating works, right?
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #32 on: January 03, 2013, 06:04:10 am »
Quote from: Harry Baldman on January 03, 2013, 06:01:20 am
Eat boiling hot tar to heal self instantly. That's how eating works, right?
Thats how Metal Gear Solid healing works. :P

On topic: GET TO THE CHOPPER DOCTOR!!!
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"Oh shit, they've got a slogan! It means they're serious!"

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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #33 on: January 03, 2013, 07:27:13 am »
Practice medicine on self that involves getting a free pie.
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #34 on: January 03, 2013, 07:49:44 am »
Look for bandages
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #35 on: January 03, 2013, 07:59:05 am »
Turn 6: HOT BAD!

( Roll is a 2, Harry Baldman wins! )

Quote from: Harry Baldman on January 03, 2013, 06:01:20 am
Eat boiling hot tar to heal self instantly. That's how eating works, right?

I am assuming your mother never graced you with the nugget of wisdom known as HOT BAD. If
she did you would know that eating boiling tar is a very very stupid idea that would causes you
immense physical harm. But hey, we can't all have moms that actually care about us, now can we?
You now have burns on the inside, as well as outside of your body. Not to mention all the shards
of can that are stuck in you. Its at times like this you wish you had health insurance.

You REALLY need to see a doctor, you are still hungry. WHAT DO YOU DO?     
« Last Edit: January 03, 2013, 08:01:04 am by AKingsQuest »
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #36 on: January 03, 2013, 08:02:59 am »
Mind over matter, heal by ignoring the pain.
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Quote from: Flying Dice on March 05, 2013, 11:29:48 pm
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
Morpheus, a magic girls game

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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #37 on: January 03, 2013, 08:09:43 am »
Do medicine on yourself.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #38 on: January 03, 2013, 08:16:38 am »
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #39 on: January 03, 2013, 08:58:04 am »
Since we have been betrayed by soup, our only friend, let's go see that other friend of ours, Mark. Maybe he can figure something out.

"O hai Mark! I have been pierced by these shards. Weird, haah?"
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #40 on: January 03, 2013, 11:52:45 am »
heal self by eating something.]
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #41 on: January 03, 2013, 05:09:41 pm »
"I can no longer live!"

Shoot self.
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Quote from: Teneb on September 14, 2017, 06:15:14 pm
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #42 on: January 03, 2013, 05:21:14 pm »
Get diabeties and die.
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #43 on: January 03, 2013, 06:53:49 pm »
Use your spare time to get a Ph.D., then examine yourself because you are a doctor.
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #44 on: January 03, 2013, 11:14:30 pm »
Turn 7: Johnny Sad

( Roll is a 7, ExKirby wins! )

Quote from: ExKirby on January 03, 2013, 05:21:14 pm
Get diabeties and die.

Life getting you down, are you feeling like there is no reason to go on, has the weight of your shear
retardednes finally gotten to you?   Well if you want to end it all I wont stop you, but you will need
to find a different way to end it. To get diabetes you need lots, and lots of sugary treats, that
are oh so good to taste and eat. You however, have none, just the emptiness that is you existence,
and the knowledge that it will never get better. May I suggest death by fire, or perhaps a very angry
pack of killer squirrels?

You REALLY need to see a doctor, you are still hungry. WHAT DO YOU DO?
 
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