Turn 12: High on Skunk
( Roll is a 4, Harry Baldman wins! )
Find Mark. Talk to the man.
"O HAI MARK. I was lighting up this skunk and I thought of you. What a story, haah? Light it up for me, maybe?"
You walk to Marks door, who lives in the room on the other side of the hallway, on your floor of the
apartment complex. You give it a few knocks, and Mark soon answers.
"Yo, how is it hanging bromodo? Damn, are you ok, you don't look so good." "O HAI MARK. Don't worry about it, I had been through worse then this at your last birthday party. You remember, there was then monkey, and that twister game, and we.... never mind. Anyway, I was lighting up this skunk and I thought of you. What a story, haah? Light it up for me, maybe?" "A skunk? Can that even get you high bro?" "I have no fucking clue man, but I feel like experimenting, I am like Einstein or some shit." "That's the spirit man, boldly go were no high man has gone before! Come in dude, if that thing turns out to be bogus you can use some of my weed." "You have been watching to much star trek dude, its getting in your head." "What can I say, I can't resist Picard's hypnotizing voice. Now come on."You take a seat on one of his bean bag chairs, and pull out your skunk joint. Mark grabs his own joint,
and then lights them both up.
"Here gos a bag of shit!" You take a huge drag
of your stinking joint. Its smelly smoke fills your nostrils, sending you into a level of high you never
before known. You are so very high, that you don't notice the skunk joint dropping out of your hand,
and landing on the ground. Or the fire that it created. However, Mark is what they call totally
freaking out right now. He looks really pissed at you, but you have no idea why.
"Hey Mark, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"You REALLY need to see a doctor, you are very very high, you are still hungry.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
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Topic: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure! (Read 10515 times)