Turn 10: BABY GOT BACK!
( Roll is a 1, Joben wins! )
(Of for goodness sake, lets actually do something)
Drive to doctor.
You would rather not walk to the doctor, but you currently don't have a car, or a truck, or a plane, or a
boat, or a motorcycle, or a ATV, or a bike, or a pogo stick, or a bobsled, or a basketball player who
could give you a piggyback ride, or even a wisecracking talking donkey named donkey.
"Dude, I wish I had a talking donkey. It would be totally radical.
He would be like, DAAAAAAAMN I CAN TALK! And I would be like, OH SNAP, YOU CAN TALK! Then he
would be like, I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers can't denyh. That when a girl walks
in with an itty bitty waist, and a round thing in your face, you get sprung, wanna pull up tough
cause you notice that butt was stuffed! Deep in the jeans she's wearing. I'm hooked and I can't stop
staring. Oh, baby I wanna get with ya, and take your picture. My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got make me so horny! Ooh, rump of smooth skin, you say you wanna get
in my benz? Well use me use me 'cause you ain't that average groupy. I've seen them dancing,
to hell with romancing, she's sweat, Wet, got it going like a turbo vette. I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butts are the thing, take the average black man and ask him that she gotta pack
much back!" You waste a few minutes laying down some sick rhymes about butts, and how much you like
big ones. Instead of you know, GETTING YOUR ASS TO A DOCTOR!
You REALLY need to see a doctor, you are still hungry.
WHAT DO YOU DO?