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Author Topic: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!  (Read 10363 times)

TCM

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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #60 on: January 05, 2013, 12:10:00 am »

Phone 911 for ambulance.
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #61 on: January 05, 2013, 01:39:25 am »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #62 on: January 05, 2013, 03:34:25 am »

Phone 911 for ambulance.

Do this and say that all the carnage was done by somebody else.
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #63 on: January 05, 2013, 04:49:36 am »

Do this and say that all the carnage was done by somebody else.
A Mr Heinz perhaps. (I know it was soup but still)
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #64 on: January 05, 2013, 04:59:15 am »

Do this and say that all the carnage was done by somebody else.
A Mr Heinz perhaps. (I know it was soup but still)

Mr. Campbell, actually.
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #65 on: January 05, 2013, 05:03:15 am »

Do this and say that all the carnage was done by somebody else.
A Mr Heinz perhaps. (I know it was soup but still)

Mr. Campbell, actually.

Then I start getting confuse.
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #66 on: January 05, 2013, 10:30:40 am »

Do this and say that all the carnage was done by somebody else.
A Mr Heinz perhaps. (I know it was soup but still)

Mr. Campbell, actually.

Then I start getting confuse.
YAY!
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AKingsQuest

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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #67 on: January 05, 2013, 10:07:52 pm »

Turn 10:  BABY GOT BACK!
( Roll is a 1, Joben wins! )

(Of for goodness sake, lets actually do something)

Drive to doctor.

You would rather not walk to the doctor, but you currently don't have a car, or a truck, or a plane, or a
boat, or a motorcycle, or a ATV, or a bike, or a pogo stick, or a bobsled, or a basketball player who
could give you a piggyback ride, or even a wisecracking talking donkey named donkey.

"Dude, I wish I had a talking donkey. It would be totally radical.
He would be like, DAAAAAAAMN I CAN TALK! And I would be like, OH SNAP, YOU CAN TALK! Then he
would be like, I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers can't denyh. That when a girl walks
in with an itty bitty waist, and a round thing in your face, you get sprung, wanna pull up tough
cause you notice that butt was stuffed! Deep in the jeans she's wearing. I'm hooked and I can't stop
staring. Oh, baby I wanna get with ya, and take your picture. My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got make me so horny! Ooh, rump of smooth skin, you say you wanna get
in my benz? Well use me use me 'cause you ain't that average groupy. I've seen them dancing,
to hell with romancing, she's sweat, Wet, got it going like a turbo vette. I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butts are the thing, take the average black man and ask him that she gotta pack
much back!"


You waste a few minutes laying down some sick rhymes about butts, and how much you like
big ones. Instead of you know, GETTING YOUR ASS TO A DOCTOR!

You REALLY need to see a doctor, you are still hungry. WHAT DO YOU DO?

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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #68 on: January 05, 2013, 11:58:04 pm »

Smoke raw skunk to dull pain and hunger.
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #69 on: January 06, 2013, 01:17:00 am »

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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #70 on: January 06, 2013, 03:56:17 am »

Heal by denying the injuries are even there.
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #71 on: January 06, 2013, 04:09:06 am »

Call 911. Tell them we need help. Proceed to sit down and stay calm.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #72 on: January 06, 2013, 04:50:51 am »

Call 411 and tell them we need help. Which number do we call for emergency assistance, again?
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #73 on: January 06, 2013, 06:17:46 am »

Call mother.
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #74 on: January 06, 2013, 07:20:33 am »

Turn 11:Skunk Joint

( Roll is a 1, TCM wins! )

Smoke raw skunk to dull pain and hunger.

And here I thought you would never have a use for a rotting skunk corpse. Do I look like a idiot
or what? You wrap the skunk that you found in your freezer with the few dozen Shop-o-mart
paper bags you have lying around your apartment, turning the dead skunk into a dead skunk joint!
( -6 to all dignity rolls when this is in your inventory. ) You then dampen it with water to get
that nice, slow, smooth burn you are after. Now, you just need a way to light it that won't get you
killed.The stove looks like it has seen better days so that wont work, and your best friend Mark, has
your only lighter. Why is life so hard for the mentally ill? 
 

You REALLY need to see a doctor, you are still hungry. WHAT DO YOU DO?
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