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Author Topic: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!  (Read 10483 times)

Persus13

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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #45 on: January 03, 2013, 11:17:19 pm »
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #46 on: January 03, 2013, 11:18:31 pm »
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #47 on: January 04, 2013, 03:09:53 am »
Shoot somebody else to make self feel better.
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #48 on: January 04, 2013, 04:11:17 am »
Go to a hospital.
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Quote from: Flying Dice on March 05, 2013, 11:29:48 pm
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #49 on: January 04, 2013, 05:25:57 am »
Eat something.
Expect to miraculously regain health.
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #50 on: January 04, 2013, 05:36:50 am »
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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 11:58:22 am
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miauw62

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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #51 on: January 04, 2013, 05:44:29 am »
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #52 on: January 04, 2013, 06:50:24 am »
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #53 on: January 04, 2013, 07:58:44 am »
Smoke some raw skunk.
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AKingsQuest

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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #54 on: January 04, 2013, 08:42:12 am »
Turn 8: Nerfed

( Roll is a 7, suicidal spammers win! )

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Quote from: Persus13 on January 03, 2013, 05:09:41 pm
"I can no longer live!"

Shoot self.
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Despite your agonizing pain, you  manage to stumble your way to your bed room. You then reach under
your bed, and pull out your trusty Nerf blaster. " We have been through so much my
brotastic  amigo. You have chillaxed with me in the good times, and the bad. You have done more
for me then I could have ever asked for, but I need you to do one last thing. Help me leave this
Uncool world man!" You then point the barrel of then gun at your temple, and fire. There is now
a Nerf dart stuck on your head, but it otherwise did not hurt you. The spirits of your ancestors
must be crying out in shame right about now.

You REALLY need to see a doctor, you are still hungry. WHAT DO YOU DO? 
« Last Edit: January 04, 2013, 08:43:53 am by AKingsQuest »
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miauw62

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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #55 on: January 04, 2013, 08:44:10 am »
Try again.
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Quote from: NW_Kohaku
they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

Harry Baldman

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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #56 on: January 04, 2013, 08:45:39 am »
Practice noble art of autocannibalism. Practice it thoroughly.
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #57 on: January 04, 2013, 08:46:16 am »
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Quote from: Flying Dice on March 05, 2013, 11:29:48 pm
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
Morpheus, a magic girls game

AKingsQuest

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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #58 on: January 04, 2013, 08:37:06 pm »
Turn 9: porcupine

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Quote from: miauw62 on January 04, 2013, 08:44:10 am
Try again.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" You scream as you fire
dart after dart into your ugly face. You now resemble a red porcupine. I hope you are
happy about that.

You REALLY need to see a doctor, you are still hungry. WHAT DO YOU DO?   
« Last Edit: January 04, 2013, 09:08:14 pm by AKingsQuest »
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #59 on: January 04, 2013, 10:36:53 pm »
(Of for goodness sake, lets actually do something)

Drive to doctor.
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