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[GreatWyrmGold]

V-C-what? 

Use Teevo or something to record it and create a new sandwich in the kitchen.

[Yoink]

Approach fridge, beat that stingy asshole down.

Then retrieve can of soup. Drink.

[TopHat]

Find popcorn. Eat popcorn whilst watching.

[AKingsQuest]

Turn 3: Soup

( Roll is a 4, Yoink wins! )

Approach fridge, beat that stingy asshole down.

Then retrieve can of soup. Drink.

You can't beat me down you retarded ass monkey. I am the announcer, I am all knowing, and all seeing.
I am every where, and I am no where. I am your beginning, and I will be your end. Now sit your ass
down before I make you bitch.

You find a can of  soup in your brotastic  refrigerator, but you could never afforded to buy a can
opener with the meager wage you earn at your nonexistent job. Especially with you spending all
the money you do steal on mountain dew, hair gel, and enough collectable Barbe dolls to give
any preteen girl nightmares. Are you the pinnacle of financial planning or what?
So now you have noway of opening it. WHAT DO YOU DO?   

[TopHat]

Open it using nails.
Either the finger or the metal kind.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

Turn on stove.

Leave can on stove.

Wait for delicious soup.

[GraveHaunter92]

Tear my way through the soup can with my teeth!

[TCM]

Take can of soup and go to a convenience store. Run in, and throw the can of soup at the cashier to knock him/her out. Grab as many chips/Ramen packs/Oreos/whatever munchy defeating unhealthy shit they have and run back home. Then eat the easily openable obtained food.

[Persus13]

Take can of soup and go to a convenience store. Run in, and throw the can of soup at the cashier to knock him/her out. Grab as many chips/Ramen packs/Oreos/whatever munchy defeating unhealthy shit they have and run back home. Then eat the easily openable obtained food.

[AKingsQuest]

Turn 4: Soups Gone

( Roll is a 2,  Mictlantecuhtli wins! )

Turn on stove.

Leave can on stove.

Wait for delicious soup.

I bet you think you are so smart huh? Are you  brainiac, a einstein, or did your mother just give you a
extra scoop grey mater when you were born? Or did you just apply yourself in school like a good boy?
Let me tell you something my delusional friend. If you bothered to check the exasperation date on the
can, you would find that it went bad about the time president Clinton was showing girls his stimulus
package. It can now no longer be called soup, it is more like a solid mass  of gooey tar. A mass
that really strengthens the cans structural integrity. So much in fact, that instead of the cans lid
popping open so you could access whats inside. It explodes, sending metal shards that stick
into you in the most painful of places, and covering you in boiling hot tar. I could of told you
this would happen, but whats the fun in that?

You need to see a doctor, and you are still hungry. WHAT DO YOU DO?      

[TCM]

High-five Jesus, get ultra-healed instantly.

[Harry Baldman]

Perform several healing slaps to face. It's an ancient, revered technique. Then eat boiling hot tar.

[scapheap]

Tough it out ya big wimp.

[TopHat]

Practice medicine on self.

[AKingsQuest]

Turn 5:

( Roll is a 1, TCM wins! )

High-five Jesus, get ultra-healed instantly.

The big G little J, leaves you hanging. Damn dog, that's cold. Maybe it was because of the unspeakable
things you did at that Christmas party last year? That rain deer never walked again you know.

You need to see a doctor, you are still hungry. WHAT DO YOU DO?