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[miauw62]

bikes should go a bit faster if you're wearing a leather jacket, and even faster if you're wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses.

And even faster when you haven't shaved in a while.

Why can't we paint flames on vehicles?

Yes. Make it some sort of special paint that you only find in labs.

[Fniff]

They need to go faster when they're coated in blood COS THE RED WUNS GO FASTA AND EVEN THEYS GO FASTA WHEN YOU COAT EM IN BLOOOOD

[Gamerlord]

They need to go faster when they're coated in blood COS THE RED WUNS GO FASTA AND EVEN THEYS GO FASTA WHEN YOU COAT EM IN BLOOOOD

You know, I never quite got ork logic on that. Why wouldn't they all go jump in tub of red paint so they can fight faster?

[Fniff]

They need to go faster when they're coated in blood COS THE RED WUNS GO FASTA AND EVEN THEYS GO FASTA WHEN YOU COAT EM IN BLOOOOD

You know, I never quite got ork logic on that. Why wouldn't they all go jump in tub of red paint so they can fight faster?

Orks can't do that. Then they wouldn't be green, and that'd be just wrong. Plus, why would you want the battle to end quickly?

[scriver]

They need to go faster when they're coated in blood COS THE RED WUNS GO FASTA AND EVEN THEYS GO FASTA WHEN YOU COAT EM IN BLOOOOD

You know, I never quite got ork logic on that. Why wouldn't they all go jump in tub of red paint so they can fight faster?

...Because they're not vehicles. Of course.

[Moogie]

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I just hacked a machine in a Hospital and it injected pureed bone and enable INTO MY EYEBALL. The wound description reads "Who knows? This is probably a bug."

Am I going to die?

[Chattox]

They need to go faster when they're coated in blood COS THE RED WUNS GO FASTA AND EVEN THEYS GO FASTA WHEN YOU COAT EM IN BLOOOOD

You know, I never quite got ork logic on that. Why wouldn't they all go jump in tub of red paint so they can fight faster?

...Because they're not vehicles. Of course.

Well duh, everyone knows it's red paint to make vehicles go faster, skin tight spandex to make people go faster.

More on topic, I'm currently stuck inside a very unsecured house with possible zombies in the distance, and it's acid raining. How dangerous would it be to hop through a window and leg it to safer shelter?

EDIT: What the hell kind of machine was that, Moogie? xD Also, nice avatar!

[Man of Paper]

They need to go faster when they're coated in blood COS THE RED WUNS GO FASTA AND EVEN THEYS GO FASTA WHEN YOU COAT EM IN BLOOOOD

You know, I never quite got ork logic on that. Why wouldn't they all go jump in tub of red paint so they can fight faster?

...Because they're not vehicles. Of course.

Well duh, everyone knows it's red paint to make vehicles go faster, skin tight spandex to make people go faster.

Don't forget boots. Red boots work too!

(I dunno about overall lore, but that's how it was in one of the Fear the Alien stories)

[Graknorke]

I just hacked a machine in a Hospital and it injected pureed bone and enable INTO MY EYEBALL. The wound description reads "Who knows? This is probably a bug."

Am I going to die?

Wooh, medical experiments!

[Moogie]

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"You feel your skeleton melting x5"

Um... :x

(Edit: Spoilerized my posts, since this is probably a rare thing)

[Chattox]

How do you get workable leather?

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

I know you can cut up leather clothes. I don't know if there is another way to get it.

[Chattox]

Thanks Also, is there a way to like, enter a sneaking stance? Specifically for hunting.
EDIT: Also, is crafting molotovs bugged? I have a bottle of vodka and a rag, and it says I need a rag, a bottle, and alcohol, but seems to be ignoring the fact that the vodka is already in a bottle.

[Eagle]

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"You feel your skeleton melting x5"

Um... :x

(Edit: Spoilerized my posts, since this is probably a rare thing)

Youll be fine, the process heals any broken limbs you may have. You'll have a huge amount of pain to deal with right after its done however. Same machines can be found in hospitals as well.

Thanks Also, is there a way to like, enter a sneaking stance? Specifically for hunting.
EDIT: Also, is crafting molotovs bugged? I have a bottle of vodka and a rag, and it says I need a rag, a bottle, and alcohol, but seems to be ignoring the fact that the vodka is already in a bottle.

You just need another empty bottle, since the molo uses 14 units but a bottle holds 21.

How do you get workable leather?

Cut up sneakers, trenchcoats, backpacks, etc with a knife/scissors or butcher hulks for leather.


EDIT: I just noticed the maps.txt in my save folder is 35mb...

[Man of Paper]

EDIT: I just noticed the maps.txt in my save folder is 35mb...

Sounds about right.