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[Moogie]

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Going 80mph along a highway on my bike, collided head-on with a cougar. The impact threw me from the bike, man and machine skidding along the road together, I pull myself back into the seat and we were still travelling at 50mph. Pretend nothing happened.

[BigD145]

Were you wearing a leather jacket?

[Nighthawk]

He had to be. Defying physics like that is not possible without premium zombie hulk leather... and possibly sunglasses.

[Moogie]

Trenchcoat and bandana. If the game could simulate long clothes getting caught up in machinery, I'm fairly certain I would have been shredded to ribbons and scattered across the countryside.


Btw, is there a bug with braziers, or are they supposed to eventually melt down and disappear? I was disposing of a bunch of squirrel/rabbit corpses, went out to collect more, and when I returned my brazier had vanished in a (literal) puff of smoke.

Uh... nevermind... I stepped over the tile and it reappeared. Must be some sort of weird visual bug.

Wow, this is the weirdest bug ever. Pick up just enough corpses to encumber myself = brazier vanishes. Can't be disarmed or lit- it's like it's not there. Drop one corpse and brazier magically reappears.

[DrPoo]

Skinning a hulk for extra tough leather would be really cool.

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

   Yeah, you can already get CBMs from butchering shockers so getting special stuff from the other specials would be nice. For instance, skeletons, they leave no body. Why don't they leave a pile of bones?

[Trif]

I just pulled the latest version from git, loaded my save and it gave me the game over message. :(
This isn't a very satisfying end to my adventures.

[BigD145]

I just pulled the latest version from git, loaded my save and it gave me the game over message.
This isn't a very satisfying end to my adventures.

Saves don't work between versions. Neither do saved profiles.

[Sharp]

haven't played in a while, the warmth is new and buggy

[BigD145]

haven't played in a while, the warmth is new and buggy

Tailored suits are your friend along with winter boots, gloves, and some mouth covering.

[Trif]

I just pulled the latest version from git, loaded my save and it gave me the game over message.
This isn't a very satisfying end to my adventures.

Saves don't work between versions. Neither do saved profiles.

Ah, I should have known better. Thanks!

[miauw62]

I fully support hulk leather. Also, bikes should go a bit faster if you're wearing a leather jacket, and even faster if you're wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses.

[Il Palazzo]

So I went looting a lab for CBMs with a bunch of dynamite to crack the safes. I lit one, and turned into a cartoon villain.
I hid in a room across corridor with fingers in my ears and the stick still sticking out my pocket. As I kept pressing the wait button, I noticed a "Fsss x 17... 18... 19..." message, and realised that it's not just me hearing the fuse from another room - just about at the same moment that the dynamite exploded.
Yes, I am become Wile E. Coyote.

bikes should go a bit faster if you're wearing a leather jacket, and even faster if you're wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses.

And even faster when you haven't shaved in a while.

[notquitethere]

Hahaha, that made my day.

[BigD145]

bikes should go a bit faster if you're wearing a leather jacket, and even faster if you're wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses.

And even faster when you haven't shaved in a while.

Why can't we paint flames on vehicles?