Humdilla (I'm not very creative) started off alright. He spent a few days on the outskirts of town. He spent his time eating shitty tv dinners and reading books. I like to pretend he was reading Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide.
Things picked up when he found a morningstar and a broadsword in a pawn shop. Things got even better when he found a scooter in a nearby parking lot not too long after acquiring his medieval armaments. The scooter was fairly slow, though. Not nearly fast enough to take care of those brutes. Luckily, two nearby garages held all of the tools needed to modify his dinky scooter into a scrap-fitted buggy fit for any wasteland. It had spikes and everything! Also, he found an aluminum keg. Those things hold SO MUCH FUEL!
So, he was soon zooming about in his buggy at 80 mph, chuckling at every Z he decimated. Then, a nearby bank piqued his interest. What was in those things? Well, there was money (duh) but was there anything useful for life in the new world? Smashing the window in probably wasn't the smartest thing, but whatever. Eyebots swooped down to annoy the crap out of him. They took pictures of him nonstop. He was famous! >=D But soon enough some party-pooping popobots came down to taze poor Humdilla's ass into submission. "Not today!" He exclaimed as he pulled out his SKS modified with a silencer, a spare mag, and an underbarrel shotgun. BANG! BANG! BANG! OOOOOooooo! Superalloy plating! Well, if he is going to put that on his buggy, he might as well plate the entire front of it. Spiked plating for the wheels. Aw yeah. But, the buggy needed some changes. It needed more storage space and some bigger wheels. Unfortunately it was raining and not a single clothing store held a raincoat. Humdilla could deal with the rain, but when it turned acidic was when things just halted. Waiting inside for the rain to stop was no fun at all. And parking the thing right against the door of the house was too much of a hassle. If only the buggy could fit inside the house... Hmmmm... Cue driving the buggy at close to 100 mph into the living room of his house. Luckily, Humdilla installed a seatbelt into his buggy. Remember kids, buckle up. After turning the living room into a garage, he continued to add some boxes to the buggy, along with some larger rear wheels. Then he went on to explore a science lab. Hooray for CBM's! Well, sadly they were mostly just power storage. There was also that one that links your hunger with your energy. The electromagnetic ones don't seem all that helpful, so he didn't install those. He brought back a plentiful harvest of mutated bits of people. Now, we cook.
Well the loads of mutagen didn't mutate him into anything helpful. Ponderous just sucks major ass and it kept coming back. -_- He went to explore a farm and a military bunker. On the way there he encountered what I assume to be a bug. It was a plot of "nothing" in the middle of the road (I like to imagine that it is some large hole dipping into nothingness. Some mysterious void linked to those crazy portals that spew weird creatures.) He steered clear of that dark space. Who knows what could happen if he drove into it by mistake? The military bunker had some power armor pieces in it, but no actual power armor.
The farm had farm stuff in it. Shocker. Well, that is where I left off.
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Topic: Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead - A roaming horde appears on the horizon! (Read 1893564 times)