My character had the worst night ever.
Just cleared the outlying suburbs which were mixed in a forest, and decided to sneak down into town after midnight and maybe sneak some supplies and guns out. A tile out the door of my fortified house I ran smack into a bear. Said bear was supposedly rather hungry, as it nommed my head down to yellow and bleeding before my nailboard killed it.
After some profuse swearing, I decided to continue. Figuring that spending another day inside with nothing to do but a few magazines would be a waste, and that the RNG was done with the cruel pranks, I continued on, and looted a grocery and loaded up a shopping cart, which I left outside the store (figured it made noise) and went onward to loot a gunstore. And ran smack into a hulk and two zombies.
I tried to fight it, but... low skills + nailboard does at most 1 damage to hulk. Outside of crits maybe. Usually does 0 damage.
I tried to light it on fire with some rags and a lighter but... he really didn't seem to care, and proceeded to blow my hoodie off my body.
At this point I'm too hurt to outrun it, I hadn't found any drugs because my looting was limited to like 6 houses at that point, and I had no weapons capable of damaging it to any degree. It was too dark to see if there was any terrain I could lose it on with parkour near enough that it wouldn't kill my yellow torso or head before I got to them.
Basically this is the point in nethack when you start using all those random scrolls/potions/wands and praying. Sadly, this games only real version of those are incredibly rare and unlikely to help.
At this point it was die and start all over... or say fuck you RNG and cheat.
I'm a dirty cheater T_T