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[CognitiveDissonance]

A blanket is SIGNIFICANTLY heavier and thicker than a poncho
Source: girlfriend who loves ponchos, and blankets

[FritzPL]

Yeah well, it's still the wool poncho that makes you look like a western gunslinger that kills ladies and gets the money.
You can't just make a wool poncho like that. Ponchos aren't made - they're grown. When Mexicans are 5-12 years old, a piece of wool that looks like a necklace is put on them. Throughout the following years, it grows into a poncho, it's length and growth time depending on the carrier. Then, the poncho is delivered to some shitty WalMart in the middle of NYC, bought by a millionarie claiming that he has Indian roots, and then he boasts how traditional he is because he's wearing a fucking poncho that's not even Indian, then he recieves praise and is elected the fucking senator of Nebraska or some shit.



.... yeah I am not a very sane person

[jocan2003]

Yeah well, it's still the wool poncho that makes you look like a western gunslinger that kills ladies and gets the money.
You can't just make a wool poncho like that. Ponchos aren't made - they're grown. When Mexicans are 5-12 years old, a piece of wool that looks like a necklace is put on them. Throughout the following years, it grows into a poncho, it's length and growth time depending on the carrier. Then, the poncho is delivered to some shitty WalMart in the middle of NYC, bought by a millionarie claiming that he has Indian roots, and then he boasts how traditional he is because he's wearing a fucking poncho that's not even Indian, then he recieves praise and is elected the fucking senator of Nebraska or some shit.



.... yeah I am not a very sane person

+1 That made me laugh so hard!

[empfan]

Yeah well, it's still the wool poncho that makes you look like a western gunslinger that kills ladies and gets the money.
You can't just make a wool poncho like that. Ponchos aren't made - they're grown. When Mexicans are 5-12 years old, a piece of wool that looks like a necklace is put on them. Throughout the following years, it grows into a poncho, it's length and growth time depending on the carrier. Then, the poncho is delivered to some shitty WalMart in the middle of NYC, bought by a millionarie claiming that he has Indian roots, and then he boasts how traditional he is because he's wearing a fucking poncho that's not even Indian, then he recieves praise and is elected the fucking senator of Nebraska or some shit.



.... yeah I am not a very sane person

Contemplating putting that into a spoiler signature

[Mephansteras]

They should put random snippets like that from Bay 12 into Cataclysm for npcs to say randomly when you talk to them.

[Edmus]

They should put random snippets like that from Bay 12 into Cataclysm for npcs to say randomly when you talk to them.

Right before they snap and shotgun you.

[PrimusRibbus]

Yeah well, it's still the wool poncho that makes you look like a western gunslinger that kills ladies and gets the money.
You can't just make a wool poncho like that. Ponchos aren't made - they're grown. When Mexicans are 5-12 years old, a piece of wool that looks like a necklace is put on them. Throughout the following years, it grows into a poncho, it's length and growth time depending on the carrier. Then, the poncho is delivered to some shitty WalMart in the middle of NYC, bought by a millionarie claiming that he has Indian roots, and then he boasts how traditional he is because he's wearing a fucking poncho that's not even Indian, then he recieves praise and is elected the fucking senator of Nebraska or some shit.



.... yeah I am not a very sane person

That... is beautiful.

They should put random snippets like that from Bay 12 into Cataclysm for npcs to say randomly when you talk to them.

+1

[casserol]

Major announcement coming in the next couple of days.

I'll give you guys a small hint in advance as a sign of appreciation. It's probably a crappy hint, but whatever!

Start backing up.

Ok, it's been a couple days ! litteraly ! annoucement naow ?

[forsaken1111]

Soon.

[scriver]

It updated! Twice!

[Greiger]

So I was playing the newest secret version I got by putting in the konami code on the website and after helping the aliens start their ufo they grabbed my by the back and threw me into the UFO and took me up to their planet.   I've killed and butchered all the cows but How do I get back down?

[forsaken1111]

So I was playing the newest secret version I got by putting in the konami code on the website and after helping the aliens start their ufo they grabbed my by the back and threw me into the UFO and took me up to their planet.   I've killed and butchered all the cows but How do I get back down?

Combine two of the cow skins with the crystal of heaven to open the portal back to earth. Its in your crafting menu under 'Ethereal'

[Mookzen]

Peaceful piano pieces ? Always thought the soundtrack for Cataclysm would be something more like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ69b5-X2SI. Slightly futuristic but with a hint of the cosmic horror we all know and love, the repetitive struggle for life despite misery and looming demise.

[Greiger]

So I was playing the newest secret version I got by putting in the konami code on the website and after helping the aliens start their ufo they grabbed my by the back and threw me into the UFO and took me up to their planet.   I've killed and butchered all the cows but How do I get back down?

Combine two of the cow skins with the crystal of heaven to open the portal back to earth. Its in your crafting menu under 'Ethereal'

Oh cool that makes sense.  I figured it had something to do with that probe in the corner.  But all that did was cause pain and make my (male) character pregnant.

Now that I'm back at the evac shelter, should I be worried?  Royal jelly isn't removing it...

[Blaze]

So I was playing the newest secret version I got by putting in the konami code on the website and after helping the aliens start their ufo they grabbed my by the back and threw me into the UFO and took me up to their planet.   I've killed and butchered all the cows but How do I get back down?

Combine two of the cow skins with the crystal of heaven to open the portal back to earth. Its in your crafting menu under 'Ethereal'

Oh cool that makes sense.  I figured it had something to do with that probe in the corner.  But all that did was cause pain and make my (male) character pregnant.

Now that I'm back at the evac shelter, should I be worried?  Royal jelly isn't removing it...

Despite the mood swings, hormonal imbalance, nutritional drain, and extreme bloating; pregnancy is not considered a disease. Thus royal jelly won't fix it.