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javierpwn

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers(OOC)
« Reply #375 on: January 03, 2013, 02:23:45 am »

My other gift to mortals. Banks. Mahahahahaha.
The God of Madness gives you: HIGH INTEREST RATES
isnt that a good thing if you place your money in the bank?
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Jbg97

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« Reply #376 on: January 03, 2013, 02:30:32 am »

My other gift to mortals. Banks. Mahahahahaha.
The God of Madness gives you: HIGH INTEREST RATES
isnt that a good thing if you place your money in the bank?
Talking about loans.
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javierpwn

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« Reply #377 on: January 03, 2013, 03:35:22 am »

My other gift to mortals. Banks. Mahahahahaha.
The God of Madness gives you: HIGH INTEREST RATES
isnt that a good thing if you place your money in the bank?
Talking about loans.
exactly what this plague ridden world needs!!
Oh and
How are you making the world a better place for humans?
« Last Edit: January 03, 2013, 03:37:16 am by javierpwn »
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Jbg97

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« Reply #378 on: January 03, 2013, 03:56:49 am »

Well, I'm conquering everything. The humans are led by 20 champions of war who will never falter, and make great leaders. Once the world is human dominated, the humans can focus on enhancing their lives. Then, I'll create an afterlife, where all the great warriors can battle for eternity at their leisure, the clashing of their blade and the heat of battle will make this afterlife the new sun, just in case i have to kill Celestia for siding against me or other reasons, there will also be a second afterlife but this one is much calmer. It will house the great minds of the humans, the civilians who never really experienced greatness, and the families of the warriors in the first afterlife, the families can go to the other afterlife for a visit whenever they wish, this afterlife will be the moon. The great minds will come together and debate endlessly about the best course of action to improve humanity, and i shall heed their words. Then, we go into space. There, the Eladrin become covert ops specialists, Dragons will be heavy artillery (along with tanks and other such modern technologies), humans will be the main bulk of the army, and dwarves will be... dwarves. That is how i will make everything a better place for humanity, the other races can hitch a ride on the rape train.
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DF doesn't mold players into its image - DF merely selects those who were always ready for DF.
Quote from: Owlbread
Everything will burn. Everything must burn.
Quote from: Girlinhat
The science of burning innocent children could be perfected into clockwork.
Quote from: Insanity X
And that is how Jbg97 saved dwarfmas

javierpwn

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« Reply #379 on: January 03, 2013, 03:59:52 am »

Well, I'm conquering everything. The humans are led by 20 champions of war who will never falter, and make great leaders. Once the world is human dominated, the humans can focus on enhancing their lives. Then, I'll create an afterlife, where all the great warriors can battle for eternity at their leisure, the clashing of their blade and the heat of battle will make this afterlife the new sun, just in case i have to kill Celestia for siding against me or other reasons, there will also be a second afterlife but this one is much calmer. It will house the great minds of the humans, the civilians who never really experienced greatness, and the families of the warriors in the first afterlife, the families can go to the other afterlife for a visit whenever they wish, this afterlife will be the moon. The great minds will come together and debate endlessly about the best course of action to improve humanity, and i shall heed their words. Then, we go into space. There, the Eladrin become covert ops specialists, Dragons will be heavy artillery (along with tanks and other such modern technologies), humans will be the main bulk of the army, and dwarves will be... dwarves. That is how i will make everything a better place for humanity, the other races can hitch a ride on the rape train.
everything in there is good for the betterment of mankind, except the last bit
Which just makes you sound like a xenophobic  version ofHitler
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Jbg97

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« Reply #380 on: January 03, 2013, 04:12:49 am »

Well, I'm conquering everything. The humans are led by 20 champions of war who will never falter, and make great leaders. Once the world is human dominated, the humans can focus on enhancing their lives. Then, I'll create an afterlife, where all the great warriors can battle for eternity at their leisure, the clashing of their blade and the heat of battle will make this afterlife the new sun, just in case i have to kill Celestia for siding against me or other reasons, there will also be a second afterlife but this one is much calmer. It will house the great minds of the humans, the civilians who never really experienced greatness, and the families of the warriors in the first afterlife, the families can go to the other afterlife for a visit whenever they wish, this afterlife will be the moon. The great minds will come together and debate endlessly about the best course of action to improve humanity, and i shall heed their words. Then, we go into space. There, the Eladrin become covert ops specialists, Dragons will be heavy artillery (along with tanks and other such modern technologies), humans will be the main bulk of the army, and dwarves will be... dwarves. That is how i will make everything a better place for humanity, the other races can hitch a ride on the rape train.
everything in there is good for the betterment of mankind, except the last bit
Which just makes you sound like a xenophobic  version ofHitler
Nah, xenophobic mecha space Hitler would've killed off the other races entirely. I'll keep them in small numbers, except the dwarves. The dwarves and humanity are bros.
« Last Edit: January 03, 2013, 04:21:10 am by Jbg97 »
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javierpwn

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« Reply #381 on: January 03, 2013, 04:39:09 am »

What about carriers, when I grant them the ability to reproduce/convert other beings??
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Jbg97

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« Reply #382 on: January 03, 2013, 04:43:49 am »

Concentration camps of course... to help them concentrate on serving the empire haha! (Meh, might just give them some and for themselves to dick around in, once we get into space they can get themselves some planets.)
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racnor

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« Reply #383 on: January 03, 2013, 07:10:48 am »

First, I apologize for the avalanche of mistakes in my last post, may is stand as an eternal warning to those who would dare to post at eleven and rush.

Second, I heartily approve of this confederation of semi-sane deities, and repeat my offer to swap blessings.

Third, i shall conjure from ather the fundamental foundation of modern society: the end user license agreement.
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« Reply #384 on: January 03, 2013, 07:13:46 am »

Confederation? What confederation?
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Everything will burn. Everything must burn.
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And that is how Jbg97 saved dwarfmas

racnor

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« Reply #385 on: January 03, 2013, 07:17:43 am »

Celestia invited the gods of fear, life, justice, and luck to help/no murder her city. I'm kind of over-stating it.
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Compromise position: Turn the mother bear, train the babies to use pyromancy and then eat Alice.
Right, the !!☼ARMCHAIR☼!!. I forgot.

Jbg97

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« Reply #386 on: January 03, 2013, 07:19:45 am »

Celestia invited the gods of fear, life, justice, and luck to help/no murder her city. I'm kind of over-stating it.
I on't like it. Probably gonna crush it later, though it depends on how they react to my reforms for the betterment of mankind.
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DF doesn't mold players into its image - DF merely selects those who were always ready for DF.
Quote from: Owlbread
Everything will burn. Everything must burn.
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Quote from: Insanity X
And that is how Jbg97 saved dwarfmas

racnor

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers(OOC)
« Reply #387 on: January 03, 2013, 07:22:50 am »

Celestia invited the gods of fear, life, justice, and luck to help/no murder her city. I'm kind of over-stating it.
I on't like it. Probably gonna crush it later, though it depends on how they react to my reforms for the betterment of mankind.
Your reforms will actually be good for business from my perspective. Magic-stopping shields are appreciated more when the world is being driven insane by crazy angels.
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« Reply #388 on: January 03, 2013, 07:26:12 am »

I still haven't forgiven you for killing my prophet, dunno how business will be once i work out the proportionate retribution that is due.
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And that is how Jbg97 saved dwarfmas

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« Reply #389 on: January 03, 2013, 08:20:33 am »

Hey, wait; the afterlife is my jurisdiction! (or will be, anyway.) You can't just go stealing it.
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"OH GODS WHY? WHYYY?"

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