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[javierpwn]

I just found out about Gizoogle.net
This was a hilarious experience...

[gman8181]

Haha, that is pretty funny.

[javierpwn]

And it works with any URL... I'm gonna go on a splurge with that.


Starting with the IC thread!!

[Jbg97]

And it works with any URL... I'm gonna go on a splurge with that.

Check out the one in Pantheon OOC

[racnor]

I particularly liked reading "da synod" spoiler.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Gizzogling mah Synod notes? How dare y'all?
Okay, FYI I couldn't type that with a straight face.

Spoiler: The Synod (click to show/hide)

Laws:
1. Any being, whether a power, a servant to a power, a mortal, or whatever may be condemned by a 2/3 or greater vote of the organization; a condemned being may be absolved by a simple majority vote.
2. A condemned being which has not subsequently been absolved is subject to any punishments agreed on by a majority of the group.
3. Any rules may be changed by a two-thirds majority vote after a suggestion by a member power. The same process may be applied to alter rather than add laws.
4. No being may be prosecuted for punishing said being's own servants for infractions of the being's laws or orders.
5. If any two members of the Synod wish to go to war, and both agree to it, the Synod will not disapprove and may not act as a body to end the war or punish the members. Any collateral damage which harms nonparticipant parties may still be prosecuted.

Orders:
We will construct an "Alcatraz" to hold the most dangerous of criminals.

Members: (11)
Fr0stByt3 (Usirian)
GreatWyrmGold (Draco)
Gman (Jim)
Inithis (Inithis)
Javierpwn (Javier)
Kashyyk (Azaroth)
Lord Allagon (??)
Rancor (Usael)
Scapheap (Cupitas)
Vgray (Azem)
Wwolin (Alrezar)

The Condemned:
Jebyg, Punished with dAIDS

Proposals:
A. A Resolution to Make an Official Office In the Synod [AUTOPASSED IN 5 POSTS IF NO ONE VOTES]
As my position as Synod Scribe is essentially fiat--something best to be avoided if we can--I propose we add the following Law:
"6. The following offices exist in the Synod. All officials may be impeached at any time by a 2/3 majority and replaced as indicated.
a. Scribe: The Scribe of the Synod records votes and keeps track of the Synod's status as needed. The position is held for the life of the participant Power or until impeached. A new Scribe may be elected by a simple majority if the seat is empty; in the meantime, an interim Scribe may be appointed or appoint him/herself."
This Law would also allow greater flexibility, should we need to add new offices later.
Votes: 7/8
Aye: Frosty, GreatWyrmGold, Gman, Inithis, Scapheap, Rancor, Vgray
Nay: javier

[Jbg97]

I am anti-GWG. This is MAH synod.

Spoiler: Da Synod (click to show/hide)

Laws:
1. Any being, whether a power, a servant ta a power, a mortal, or whatever may be condemned by a 2/3 or pimped outer vote of tha organization; a cold-ass lil condemned bein may be absolved by a simple majoritizzle vote.
2. A condemned bein which has not subsequently been absolved is subject ta any punishments agreed on by a majoritizzle of tha group.
3. Any rulez may be chizzled by a two-thirdz majoritizzle vote afta a suggestion by a member power. Da same stupid-ass process may be applied ta alter rather than add laws.
4. No bein may be prosecuted fo' punishin holla'd being's own servants fo' infractionz of tha being's laws or orders.
5. If any two thugz of tha Synod wish ta git all up in war, n' both smoke ta it, tha Synod aint gonna disapprove n' may not act as a funky-ass body ta end tha war or punish tha thugz fo' realz. Any collateral damage which harms nonparticipant partizzles may still be prosecuted.

Orders:
Our thugged-out asses will construct a "Alcatraz" ta hold da most thugged-out fucked up of criminals.

Members: (11)
Fr0stByt3 (Usirian)
GreatWyrmGold (Draco)
Gman (Jim)
Inithis (Inithis)
Javierpwn (Javier)
Kashyyk (Azaroth)
Lord Allagon (??)
Rancor (Usael)
Scapheap (Cupitas)
Vgray (Azem)
Wwolin (Alrezar)

Da Condemned:
Jebyg, Punished wit dAIDS

Proposals:
A fo' realz. A Resolution ta Make a Straight-Up Legit Office In tha Synod [AUTOPASSED IN 5 POSTS IF NO ONE VOTES]
As mah posizzle as Synod Scribe is essentially fiat--somethang dopest ta be avoided if our crazy asses can--I propose our crazy asses add tha followin Law:
"6. Da followin offices exist up in tha Synod. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! All officials may be impeached at any time by a 2/3 majoritizzle n' replaced as indicated.
a. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Scribe: Da Scribe of tha Synod recordz votes n' keeps track of tha Synod's status as needed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da posizzle is held fo' tha thuglife of tha participant Juice or until impeached. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! A freshly smoked up Scribe may be elected by a simple majoritizzle if tha seat is empty; up in tha meantime, a interim Scribe may be appointed or appoint him/her muthafuckin ass."
This Law would also allow pimped outer flexibility, should our crazy asses need ta add freshly smoked up offices later.
Votes: 7/8
Aye: Frosty, GreatWyrmGold, Gman, Inithis, Scapheap, Rancor, Vgray
Nay: javier

[GreatWyrmGold]

I am anti-GWG. This is MAH synod.

Spoiler: Da Synod (click to show/hide)

Laws:
1. Any being, whether a power, a servant ta a power, a mortal, or whatever may be condemned by a 2/3 or pimped outer vote of tha organization; a cold-ass lil condemned bein may be absolved by a simple majoritizzle vote.
2. A condemned bein which has not subsequently been absolved is subject ta any punishments agreed on by a majoritizzle of tha group.
3. Any rulez may be chizzled by a two-thirdz majoritizzle vote afta a suggestion by a member power. Da same stupid-ass process may be applied ta alter rather than add laws.
4. No bein may be prosecuted fo' punishin holla'd being's own servants fo' infractionz of tha being's laws or orders.
5. If any two thugz of tha Synod wish ta git all up in war, n' both smoke ta it, tha Synod aint gonna disapprove n' may not act as a funky-ass body ta end tha war or punish tha thugz fo' realz. Any collateral damage which harms nonparticipant partizzles may still be prosecuted.

Orders:
Our thugged-out asses will construct a "Alcatraz" ta hold da most thugged-out fucked up of criminals.

Members: (11)
Fr0stByt3 (Usirian)
GreatWyrmGold (Draco)
Gman (Jim)
Inithis (Inithis)
Javierpwn (Javier)
Kashyyk (Azaroth)
Lord Allagon (??)
Rancor (Usael)
Scapheap (Cupitas)
Vgray (Azem)
Wwolin (Alrezar)

Da Condemned:
Jebyg, Punished wit dAIDS

Proposals:
A fo' realz. A Resolution ta Make a Straight-Up Legit Office In tha Synod [AUTOPASSED IN 5 POSTS IF NO ONE VOTES]
As mah posizzle as Synod Scribe is essentially fiat--somethang dopest ta be avoided if our crazy asses can--I propose our crazy asses add tha followin Law:
"6. Da followin offices exist up in tha Synod. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! All officials may be impeached at any time by a 2/3 majoritizzle n' replaced as indicated.
a. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Scribe: Da Scribe of tha Synod recordz votes n' keeps track of tha Synod's status as needed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da posizzle is held fo' tha thuglife of tha participant Juice or until impeached. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! A freshly smoked up Scribe may be elected by a simple majoritizzle if tha seat is empty; up in tha meantime, a interim Scribe may be appointed or appoint him/her muthafuckin ass."
This Law would also allow pimped outer flexibility, should our crazy asses need ta add freshly smoked up offices later.
Votes: 7/8
Aye: Frosty, GreatWyrmGold, Gman, Inithis, Scapheap, Rancor, Vgray
Nay: javier

You're aware that everyone in the Synod, and not you, are in "Da Synid," right? And that it is exactly the same as the Synod in every way but the phrasing of its laws and whatnot? And that it's assigned to punish you with dAIDS?

Spoiler: The Synod (click to show/hide)

Laws:
1. Any being, whether a power, a servant to a power, a mortal, or whatever may be condemned by a 2/3 or greater vote of the organization; a condemned being may be absolved by a simple majority vote.
2. A condemned being which has not subsequently been absolved is subject to any punishments agreed on by a majority of the group.
3. Any rules may be changed by a two-thirds majority vote after a suggestion by a member power. The same process may be applied to alter rather than add laws.
4. No being may be prosecuted for punishing said being's own servants for infractions of the being's laws or orders.
5. If any two members of the Synod wish to go to war, and both agree to it, the Synod will not disapprove and may not act as a body to end the war or punish the members. Any collateral damage which harms nonparticipant parties may still be prosecuted.

Orders:
We will construct an "Alcatraz" to hold the most dangerous of criminals.

Members: (11)
Fr0stByt3 (Usirian)
GreatWyrmGold (Draco)
Gman (Jim)
Inithis (Inithis)
Javierpwn (Javier)
Kashyyk (Azaroth)
Lord Allagon (??)
Rancor (Usael)
Scapheap (Cupitas)
Vgray (Azem)
Wwolin (Alrezar)

The Condemned:
Jebyg, Punished with dAIDS

Proposals:
A. A Resolution to Make an Official Office In the Synod [AUTOPASSED IN 5 POSTS IF NO ONE VOTES]
As my position as Synod Scribe is essentially fiat--something best to be avoided if we can--I propose we add the following Law:
"6. The following offices exist in the Synod. All officials may be impeached at any time by a 2/3 majority and replaced as indicated.
a. Scribe: The Scribe of the Synod records votes and keeps track of the Synod's status as needed. The position is held for the life of the participant Power or until impeached. A new Scribe may be elected by a simple majority if the seat is empty; in the meantime, an interim Scribe may be appointed or appoint him/herself."
This Law would also allow greater flexibility, should we need to add new offices later.
Votes: 7/8
Aye: Frosty, GreatWyrmGold, Gman, Inithis, Scapheap, Rancor, Vgray
Nay: javier

[racnor]

Don't worry, we know that jbg is one of da condemned.

[Jbg97]

I am anti-GWG. This is MAH synod.

Spoiler: Da Synod (click to show/hide)

Laws:
1. Any being, whether a power, a servant ta a power, a mortal, or whatever may be condemned by a 2/3 or pimped outer vote of tha organization; a cold-ass lil condemned bein may be absolved by a simple majoritizzle vote.
2. A condemned bein which has not subsequently been absolved is subject ta any punishments agreed on by a majoritizzle of tha group.
3. Any rulez may be chizzled by a two-thirdz majoritizzle vote afta a suggestion by a member power. Da same stupid-ass process may be applied ta alter rather than add laws.
4. No bein may be prosecuted fo' punishin holla'd being's own servants fo' infractionz of tha being's laws or orders.
5. If any two thugz of tha Synod wish ta git all up in war, n' both smoke ta it, tha Synod aint gonna disapprove n' may not act as a funky-ass body ta end tha war or punish tha thugz fo' realz. Any collateral damage which harms nonparticipant partizzles may still be prosecuted.

Orders:
Our thugged-out asses will construct a "Alcatraz" ta hold da most thugged-out fucked up of criminals.

Members: (11)
Fr0stByt3 (Usirian)
GreatWyrmGold (Draco)
Gman (Jim)
Inithis (Inithis)
Javierpwn (Javier)
Kashyyk (Azaroth)
Lord Allagon (??)
Rancor (Usael)
Scapheap (Cupitas)
Vgray (Azem)
Wwolin (Alrezar)

Da Condemned:
Jebyg, Punished wit dAIDS

Proposals:
A fo' realz. A Resolution ta Make a Straight-Up Legit Office In tha Synod [AUTOPASSED IN 5 POSTS IF NO ONE VOTES]
As mah posizzle as Synod Scribe is essentially fiat--somethang dopest ta be avoided if our crazy asses can--I propose our crazy asses add tha followin Law:
"6. Da followin offices exist up in tha Synod. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! All officials may be impeached at any time by a 2/3 majoritizzle n' replaced as indicated.
a. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Scribe: Da Scribe of tha Synod recordz votes n' keeps track of tha Synod's status as needed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da posizzle is held fo' tha thuglife of tha participant Juice or until impeached. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! A freshly smoked up Scribe may be elected by a simple majoritizzle if tha seat is empty; up in tha meantime, a interim Scribe may be appointed or appoint him/her muthafuckin ass."
This Law would also allow pimped outer flexibility, should our crazy asses need ta add freshly smoked up offices later.
Votes: 7/8
Aye: Frosty, GreatWyrmGold, Gman, Inithis, Scapheap, Rancor, Vgray
Nay: javier

You're aware that everyone in the Synod, and not you, are in "Da Synid," right? And that it is exactly the same as the Synod in every way but the phrasing of its laws and whatnot? And that it's assigned to punish you with dAIDS?

Spoiler: The Synod (click to show/hide)

Laws:
1. Any being, whether a power, a servant to a power, a mortal, or whatever may be condemned by a 2/3 or greater vote of the organization; a condemned being may be absolved by a simple majority vote.
2. A condemned being which has not subsequently been absolved is subject to any punishments agreed on by a majority of the group.
3. Any rules may be changed by a two-thirds majority vote after a suggestion by a member power. The same process may be applied to alter rather than add laws.
4. No being may be prosecuted for punishing said being's own servants for infractions of the being's laws or orders.
5. If any two members of the Synod wish to go to war, and both agree to it, the Synod will not disapprove and may not act as a body to end the war or punish the members. Any collateral damage which harms nonparticipant parties may still be prosecuted.

Orders:
We will construct an "Alcatraz" to hold the most dangerous of criminals.

Members: (11)
Fr0stByt3 (Usirian)
GreatWyrmGold (Draco)
Gman (Jim)
Inithis (Inithis)
Javierpwn (Javier)
Kashyyk (Azaroth)
Lord Allagon (??)
Rancor (Usael)
Scapheap (Cupitas)
Vgray (Azem)
Wwolin (Alrezar)

The Condemned:
Jebyg, Punished with dAIDS

Proposals:
A. A Resolution to Make an Official Office In the Synod [AUTOPASSED IN 5 POSTS IF NO ONE VOTES]
As my position as Synod Scribe is essentially fiat--something best to be avoided if we can--I propose we add the following Law:
"6. The following offices exist in the Synod. All officials may be impeached at any time by a 2/3 majority and replaced as indicated.
a. Scribe: The Scribe of the Synod records votes and keeps track of the Synod's status as needed. The position is held for the life of the participant Power or until impeached. A new Scribe may be elected by a simple majority if the seat is empty; in the meantime, an interim Scribe may be appointed or appoint him/herself."
This Law would also allow greater flexibility, should we need to add new offices later.
Votes: 7/8
Aye: Frosty, GreatWyrmGold, Gman, Inithis, Scapheap, Rancor, Vgray
Nay: javier

No, Da Synod is "The Synod" in my home universe. It's just that everyone has the same names.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Aren't you the me in your universe?

Spoiler: The Synod (click to show/hide)

Laws:
1. Any being, whether a power, a servant to a power, a mortal, or whatever may be condemned by a 2/3 or greater vote of the organization; a condemned being may be absolved by a simple majority vote.
2. A condemned being which has not subsequently been absolved is subject to any punishments agreed on by a majority of the group.
3. Any rules may be changed by a two-thirds majority vote after a suggestion by a member power. The same process may be applied to alter rather than add laws.
4. No being may be prosecuted for punishing said being's own servants for infractions of the being's laws or orders.
5. If any two members of the Synod wish to go to war, and both agree to it, the Synod will not disapprove and may not act as a body to end the war or punish the members. Any collateral damage which harms nonparticipant parties may still be prosecuted.

Orders:
We will construct an "Alcatraz" to hold the most dangerous of criminals.

Members: (11)
Fr0stByt3 (Usirian)
GreatWyrmGold (Draco)
Gman (Jim)
Inithis (Inithis)
Javierpwn (Javier)
Kashyyk (Azaroth)
Lord Allagon (??)
Rancor (Usael)
Scapheap (Cupitas)
Vgray (Azem)
Wwolin (Alrezar)

The Condemned:
Jebyg, Punished with dAIDS

Proposals:
A. A Resolution to Make an Official Office In the Synod [AUTOPASSED IN 5 POSTS IF NO ONE VOTES]
As my position as Synod Scribe is essentially fiat--something best to be avoided if we can--I propose we add the following Law:
"6. The following offices exist in the Synod. All officials may be impeached at any time by a 2/3 majority and replaced as indicated.
a. Scribe: The Scribe of the Synod records votes and keeps track of the Synod's status as needed. The position is held for the life of the participant Power or until impeached. A new Scribe may be elected by a simple majority if the seat is empty; in the meantime, an interim Scribe may be appointed or appoint him/herself."
This Law would also allow greater flexibility, should we need to add new offices later.
Votes: 7/8
Aye: Frosty, GreatWyrmGold, Gman, Inithis, Scapheap, Rancor, Vgray
Nay: javier

[gman8181]

Got a rather lame riddle I just made up:
I care not for justice, right or wrong and yet by me all men are treated equally.  What am I?

[javierpwn]

The Gallows? Death? Dysentary?

[gman8181]

Yeah death.  You got one?

[javierpwn]

Nope. Got one?