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[GreatWyrmGold]

Dump Truck
What emits light, defeats the dark, gives warmth, and turns off at a regular schedule

Incandescent lightbulb!

Close!

The Sun.

[Rolepgeek]

Ninjad you GWG. If it's the sun, it belongs to ME. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH etc etc.

[javierpwn]

Slept early!
Its the sun!

[racnor]

wow. 2 seconds apart.
EDIT- oh, 62 seconds. same difference.

[gman8181]

Vgray I think I'll spend the next turn(s) conquering as many goblins as possible.  Any who refuse to join us will be either killed or sacrificed to give GWG some more mana so he doesn't fall (or stay) asleep.  The earth quake could be a good back up plan if things go poorly and having your imp come along might be a good idea too.

GWG you might want to tell your followers to move into the city of wealth.  It will probably benefit everyone in the pantheon because the followers will intermingle and hopefully have children that worship the entire pantheon (which increases all of our income).  Also the city could definitely use some more healers and progressive thinkers which I'm sure your followers are.

[javierpwn]

The good thing is about that:
Good:population increases, more worshippers
Bad thing(for you): Quick Uncommon Cold spread, and Higher population Upkeep costs


Feed me with all that spreading cold!

[gman8181]

Long term, higher population upkeep won't impact him negatively if the newly born are consistently raised to worship him.  Short term any upkeep problems can probably be solved by conversions, energy generators or sacrifice.

Why don't you make a beneficial disease?  Something very contagious that spreads to and remains in a host for their entire life but instead of harming them, the disease improves their immune defense against every other disease and makes them heal faster and live longer?

[Vgray]

Long term, higher population upkeep won't impact him negatively if the newly born are consistently raised to worship him.  Short term any upkeep problems can probably be solved by conversions, energy generators or sacrifice.

Why don't you make a beneficial disease?  Something very contagious that spreads to and remains in a host for their entire life but instead of harming them, the disease improves their immune defense against every other disease and makes them heal faster and live longer?

So....Goa'uld basically?

[gman8181]

Similar I suppose but preferably with less mind rape involved.  So I guess your good with the goblin conquering plan I laid out?

[Vgray]

Similar I suppose but preferably with less mind rape involved.  So I guess your good with the goblin conquering plan I laid out?

Obviously you have never heard of the Tok'ra.

And uh...try not to kill all my creations.

[javierpwn]

Long term, higher population upkeep won't impact him negatively if the newly born are consistently raised to worship him.  Short term any upkeep problems can probably be solved by conversions, energy generators or sacrifice.

Why don't you make a beneficial disease?  Something very contagious that spreads to and remains in a host for their entire life but instead of harming them, the disease improves their immune defense against every other disease and makes them heal faster and live longer?

I already made a Cold which stays with you your entire life!

Runny noses and low fevers for everyone!!!

[Vgray]

I thought Geek overruled that?

Azem and Jim must have a strange relationship.

The guy who just want's to create Paradise teamed up with the guy who destroys souls.

Jav, seriously, make Goa'uld/Tok'ra. Because that would be awesome.

[javierpwn]

He said no one could keep a disease forever, because they would die....And usually the disease kills them...

The Uncommon Cold will most likely only kill babies and old people

Just Euthanasia!

[gman8181]

Vgray: Yeah I've never heard of it before, so I looked it up on Wikipedia and it said something about parasitic worms that crawl into people's brains to control their bodies while also making them much stronger.

Also I'm not going to kill all of them, I'm trying to unite them all into one giant super faction that is completely loyal to us.  Those goblins breed really fast so the sooner we make a move to unite them (even if it temporarily damages their population) the more we benefit from it long term.

Javier: The disease I suggested benefits other people besides yourself which then goes towards improving your public relations.

Edit: yeah I guess our relationship might seem a bit odd from an outside perspective, but then again our goals are pretty similar and we both care about promoting the growth of our pantheon, our allies and our followers.

[javierpwn]

So you want me to make a backwards AIDS/HIV?

I'm the Devil of Plague! And Death!With a Hint of Trickery!

I need something which kills people slowly!