Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Vgray]

Would they really be stupid enough to touch the pus covered lock?

[racnor]

still, we don't want suicide buttons.

[Rolepgeek]

They wouldn't know it was really dangerous, and if they manage to restrain themselves from touching the lock for decades...then they don't really need to be in a prison. Plus, suicide buttons.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Even though the Monday,Wednesday Friday schedule is set, don't rush him!

Else it would be a chore instead of a game...

+1

I have the sudden urge to create an essence destroying hammer....

Careful...

And yeah, the pussy locks sound kinda dumb.

Spoiler: The Synod (click to show/hide)

Laws:
1. Any being, whether a power, a servant to a power, a mortal, or whatever may be condemned by a 2/3 or greater vote of the organization; a condemned being may be absolved by a simple majority vote.
2. A condemned being which has not subsequently been absolved is subject to any punishments agreed on by a majority of the group.
3. Any rules may be changed by a two-thirds majority vote after a suggestion by a member power. The same process may be applied to alter rather than add laws.
4. No being may be prosecuted for punishing said being's own servants for infractions of the being's laws or orders.
5. If any two members of the Synod wish to go to war, and both agree to it, the Synod will not disapprove and may not act as a body to end the war or punish the members. Any collateral damage which harms nonparticipant parties may still be prosecuted.

Orders:
We will construct an "Alcatraz" to hold the most dangerous of criminals.

Members: (11)
Fr0stByt3 (??)
GreatWyrmGold (Draco)
Gman (Jim)
Inithis (Inithis)
Javierpwn (Javier)
Kashyyk (Azaroth)
Lord Allagon (??)
Rancor (Usael)
Scapheap (Cupitas)
Vgray (Azem)
Wwolin (Alrezar)

The Condemned:
Jebyg, Punished with dAIDS

Proposals:
A. A Resolution to Make an Official Office In the Synod
As my position as Synod Scribe is essentially fiat--something best to be avoided if we can--I propose we add the following Law:
"6. The following offices exist in the Synod. All officials may be impeached at any time by a 2/3 majority and replaced as indicated.
a. Scribe: The Scribe of the Synod records votes and keeps track of the Synod's status as needed. The position is held for the life of the participant Power or until impeached. A new Scribe may be elected by a simple majority if the seat is empty; in the meantime, an interim Scribe may be appointed or appoint him/herself."
This Law would also allow greater flexibility, should we need to add new offices later.
Votes: 7/8
Aye: Frosty, GreatWyrmGold, Gman, Inithis, Scapheap, Rancor, Vgray

[Wwolin]

And yeah, the pussy locks sound kinda dumb.

This... the adjectival form of pus can be laughed at in so many ways. Chastity belts for all!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Oops.

Spoiler: The Synod (click to show/hide)

Laws:
1. Any being, whether a power, a servant to a power, a mortal, or whatever may be condemned by a 2/3 or greater vote of the organization; a condemned being may be absolved by a simple majority vote.
2. A condemned being which has not subsequently been absolved is subject to any punishments agreed on by a majority of the group.
3. Any rules may be changed by a two-thirds majority vote after a suggestion by a member power. The same process may be applied to alter rather than add laws.
4. No being may be prosecuted for punishing said being's own servants for infractions of the being's laws or orders.
5. If any two members of the Synod wish to go to war, and both agree to it, the Synod will not disapprove and may not act as a body to end the war or punish the members. Any collateral damage which harms nonparticipant parties may still be prosecuted.

Orders:
We will construct an "Alcatraz" to hold the most dangerous of criminals.

Members: (11)
Fr0stByt3 (??)
GreatWyrmGold (Draco)
Gman (Jim)
Inithis (Inithis)
Javierpwn (Javier)
Kashyyk (Azaroth)
Lord Allagon (??)
Rancor (Usael)
Scapheap (Cupitas)
Vgray (Azem)
Wwolin (Alrezar)

The Condemned:
Jebyg, Punished with dAIDS

Proposals:
A. A Resolution to Make an Official Office In the Synod
As my position as Synod Scribe is essentially fiat--something best to be avoided if we can--I propose we add the following Law:
"6. The following offices exist in the Synod. All officials may be impeached at any time by a 2/3 majority and replaced as indicated.
a. Scribe: The Scribe of the Synod records votes and keeps track of the Synod's status as needed. The position is held for the life of the participant Power or until impeached. A new Scribe may be elected by a simple majority if the seat is empty; in the meantime, an interim Scribe may be appointed or appoint him/herself."
This Law would also allow greater flexibility, should we need to add new offices later.
Votes: 7/8
Aye: Frosty, GreatWyrmGold, Gman, Inithis, Scapheap, Rancor, Vgray

[gman8181]

Cover the cell doors in poison ivy.  No one shall attempt to escape!  Mwahahaha!  Just make sure they don't ingest it and suffocate to death.  Maybe have a serum nearby that reduces swelling that can be shot from a dart gun into the cell to cure them.

[racnor]

Time for more riddles! What has wheels and flies?(not an airplane)

[javierpwn]

Dump Truck

What emits light, defeats the dark, gives warmth, and turns off at a regular schedule

[racnor]

yep.

[Gentlefish]

Dump Truck

What emits light, defeats the dark, gives warmth, and turns off at a regular schedule

Incandescent lightbulb!

[javierpwn]

Dump Truck

What emits light, defeats the dark, gives warmth, and turns off at a regular schedule

Incandescent lightbulb!

Close!

[gman8181]

Unrelated but I really want to unite all the goblins under one rule.  Anyone got any helpful ideas on how I could do this?  I'm thinking I'll start with diplomacy but if that doesn't work I'll need contingency plans.

[Vgray]

I could always give them a wake up call in the form of a 4 or 5 Richter earthquake.

[Rolepgeek]

The sun?