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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best, Furtaka helped  (Read 25112 times)

Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (4 turns left!)
« Reply #180 on: January 04, 2013, 08:03:00 pm »

Ride out against the shark menace!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (4 turns left!)
« Reply #181 on: January 04, 2013, 08:04:38 pm »

Which one?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (4 turns left!)
« Reply #182 on: January 04, 2013, 08:06:40 pm »

ALL OF THEM
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (4 turns left!)
« Reply #183 on: January 04, 2013, 08:10:45 pm »

Did Derm kill me?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (4 turns left!)
« Reply #184 on: January 04, 2013, 08:33:31 pm »

Pray to the lord of cats to stabilize and repair the rift.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (4 turns left!)
« Reply #185 on: January 04, 2013, 08:43:46 pm »

Respawn.
Flee to another universe.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (4 turns left!)
« Reply #186 on: January 04, 2013, 09:02:48 pm »

Flee to another universe. Create spawn point.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (4 turns left!)
« Reply #187 on: January 04, 2013, 09:17:18 pm »

Did Derm kill me?
No, just your corpse, if that makes sense.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (4 turns left!)
« Reply #188 on: January 04, 2013, 09:20:40 pm »

Thinking quickly, I kill myself.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (4 turns left!)
« Reply #189 on: January 04, 2013, 09:23:26 pm »

Point out to shark that demons taste good.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (4 turns left!)
« Reply #190 on: January 04, 2013, 09:46:38 pm »

Ride out against the shark menace!
ALL OF THEM
[6] All sharklike demons are fed to the giant earthen shark. It turns into a giant steel shark with wings and spidery legs, as well as webs, a venomous bite from its tongue, fiery breath, and deadly dust.

Pray to the lord of cats to stabilize and repair the rift.
[3] The rift is shrunken, meaning that the Giant Steel Spidershark of Doom (GSSoD) can't get to Greenland without flying there.

Respawn.
Flee to another universe.

[2] Grrgh! Gr! Nope.

Flee to another universe. Create spawn point.
Sacrificing your blade, [3+3] you are transported into another universe, where you promptly die and one of your heads is incorporated into some sort of monstrosity. Respawn?

Thinking quickly, I kill myself.
[5] You go to Heaven. Is it fair to assume you don't want to respawn?

Point out to shark that demons taste good.
[3] They're okay.

GM TURN:
The GSSoD decides to eat some demons, since they're bigger than most of the mortals around. [4+1v4] It takes a mouthful.
The demons kill [2+1] zombie killer, who killed their leader. Respawn?
[2,5] A giant #5 and YHWH are yanked through the rift.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (3 turns left!)
« Reply #191 on: January 04, 2013, 09:48:27 pm »

RIDE OUT AGAINST THE SHARK EMPOWERED BY MY HEART OF BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRNING JUSTICE
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (3 turns left!)
« Reply #192 on: January 04, 2013, 09:48:57 pm »

*Looks around* I'd say it's a safe assumption.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (3 turns left!)
« Reply #193 on: January 04, 2013, 09:52:00 pm »

KEEP PRAYING!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (3 turns left!)
« Reply #194 on: January 04, 2013, 09:53:51 pm »

(I have noticed YHWH is summoned a lot in your games.)

Do my own thing. I'm a dogfish. I don't care about anything except eating and stuff. Befriend giant shark.
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