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[Furtuka]

Respawn with an enchanted Lance.

Jump on Vorthon and ride out against the beasties

[Xantalos]

Respawn with a pencil.
Imbue it with magical powers and stab the somethings to death with it. Or at least let us see them.

[misko27]

AHAGAh.
Build wall around spawn point, and roof too. Thick walls.
 

[Tavik Toth]

A what figurine? Anyway, Kill the things.

[Furtuka]

A what figurine? Anyway, Kill the things.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Thank you, Furtaka.

Respawn.
Make the "somethings" into hat.

[1] You respawn as a hat on a shark. Respawn again?

Respawn as an amphibious tiger.

[3] You're a sea cat.

Respawn with my trusty nutcase and survivalist.

You're at the spawn point right next to the adamantine, full of the...things.

Swim somewhere nicer, like a good-aligned ocean or something.

[3] You swim to Japan.

Respawn with weaponry, fight the 'things'.

[5] You respawn with the Blade of Doom, a legendary black sword. [3+2v4+1] You kill one.

Respawn with an enchanted Lance.

Jump on Vorthon and ride out against the beasties

[5] You are in possession of the Lance of the Locath. It's magical. [6+1v2] You ride out against the demons before learning that the lance is swiftly turning you into a fishman. You can't breathe air!

Respawn with a pencil.
Imbue it with magical powers and stab the somethings to death with it. Or at least let us see them.

[3] You stab a something. An enemy something.

AHAGAh.
Build wall around spawn point, and roof too. Thick walls.

[6] You sure do. They're overbuilt and collapse. Res...? Wait, you just dropped walls on the spawn points. Carp.

A what figurine? Anyway, Kill the things.

I'm sorry, but the demons things are on another island!

GM TURN:
The demons [6+1v3+1] kill everyone on the island without a magical weapon (except Vorthon; he's protected by his rider). Respawn?

[Xantalos]

Respawn with a gigantc shiv.
Shiv everyone and steal their things.

[Harry Baldman]

Learn to breathe air. Become big in Japan.

[Furtuka]

obtain a goldfish bowl helmet and wear it. ride out against the demons

[ShadowDragon]

Respawn on another island.
Make spawn point.

[Persus13]

respawn as derm. Continue to derm till the forum collapses.

[Dermonster]

Chestburst out of Persus13's corpse.

Look around, shrug, blow the fabric of reality to hell and leave without actually joining the game or looking at the first post.

[zombie killer]

press A to blend. blend with the demons. assassinate the lead one.

[Vorthon]

KILL SOMETHINGS. :V

[GreatWyrmGold]

Respawn with a gigantc shiv.
Shiv everyone and steal their things.

[3] You shiv a thing and steal a really neat hat. I wonder what it was doing by the adamantine?

Learn to breathe air. Become big in Japan.

[2] *gasparidrown* Nope.

obtain a goldfish bowl helmet and wear it. ride out against the demons

[3] You grab a cracked goldfish bowl from the waves. [1+1] You promptly ride into a winged steel shark with deadly dust, but manage to avoid death.

Respawn on another island.
Make spawn point.

[3] You respawn on an island off the northern coast of Greenland. [1-1] You turn the island into a giant stoney shark. That eats you. Respawn?

respawn as derm. Continue to derm till the forum collapses.

[1] You respawn as a shark. A dogfish, to be exact.

Chestburst out of Persus13's corpse.
Look around, shrug, blow the fabric of reality to hell and leave without actually joining the game or looking at the first post.

[6] ...Derm'd by the best.

press A to blend. blend with the demons. assassinate the lead one.

[4] You somehow blend with the demons. [5] You kill a big demon, making the other demons angry.

KILL SOMETHINGS. :V

[4] You kill a demon.

GM TURN:
As dermonster derm'd it, there are [4/2] 3 turns left until the world kinda derms itself.
[1] A massive rift opens between you and Greenland, dumping the rocky giant shark near you.
The demons flee back into the former fortress and start mining to the adamantine.