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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best, Furtaka helped  (Read 25139 times)

Vorthon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #105 on: January 02, 2013, 08:33:25 pm »

Use my innate tiger stealthiness to sneak up on and devour the wizard.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #106 on: January 02, 2013, 08:37:32 pm »

dig out and Build magma-pumps.
« Last Edit: January 02, 2013, 11:48:48 pm by misko27 »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #107 on: January 02, 2013, 08:41:14 pm »

Read spellbook.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #108 on: January 02, 2013, 08:42:20 pm »

Use water inflow to set up waterwheels to power machinery in the fortress.
« Last Edit: January 02, 2013, 10:51:30 pm by Doomblade187 »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #109 on: January 02, 2013, 08:47:30 pm »

i am wearing the clothes of a soldier deployed in iraq, and that includes my LBV. i also have an M-16, with a custom selector switch ( semi, 3-round burst, and full auto) my occupation is a electric repairer in the army.
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I'd settle for capitalization. although all lower case seems to be zk's thing.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #110 on: January 02, 2013, 08:59:55 pm »

kill the scaryiest looking enemy
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I'd settle for capitalization. although all lower case seems to be zk's thing.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #111 on: January 02, 2013, 10:38:06 pm »

Just so everyone knows...there's already a waterfall leading from the ocean to the caverns, with the grand hall in the middle. The fortress doesn't seem to be in danger of flooding.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #112 on: January 02, 2013, 10:50:27 pm »

Just so everyone knows...there's already a waterfall leading from the ocean to the caverns, with the grand hall in the middle. The fortress doesn't seem to be in danger of flooding.

Oh.
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One mustn't stare into the pathos, lest one become Pathos.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #113 on: January 03, 2013, 07:25:38 am »

Smith anything useful to the fortress.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #114 on: January 03, 2013, 10:01:48 am »

Use anything I can get my hands in to keep the sea from surging into the newly formed cavern
[5] Um...you plug up the waterfall.
Just so everyone knows...there's already a waterfall leading from the ocean to the caverns, with the grand hall in the middle. The fortress doesn't seem to be in danger of flooding.

Deeper.
Trying to avoid the new flood, you [4] dig to the caverns.

Kill wizard with katana.
[2v3] The wizard dodges your clumsy strike. Then you get shot in the leg!

Use my innate tiger stealthiness to sneak up on and devour the wizard.
[5v6] You bite well, but the wizard dodges into the whirlpool!

dig out and Build magma-pumps.
First, you need magma. [5] Here's a magma pool in the caverns! There's no way you're getting--[5-1]...You quickly set up a pump stack.

Read spellbook.
[5] You read it. You go insane. Hover your mouse over the '5' in the last turn. Respawn?

Use water inflow to set up waterwheels to power machinery in the fortress.
[6] You do. Now there's a huge river running through the fortress, powering pumps that pump it out of main areas into useless stockpiles and such...oh, wait, that looks like the food and alcohol stockpiles, as well as the plants in the farm, being washed away. As well as a wizard.

i am wearing the clothes of a soldier deployed in iraq, and that includes my LBV. i also have an M-16, with a custom selector switch ( semi, 3-round burst, and full auto) my occupation is a electric repairer in the army.
Ah, you get a wrench.
Minimalist, kid, minimalist.
kill the scaryiest looking enemy
You sound like you look pretty scary...nah, I'll roll. [3] You shoot at a tiger. [5v4] You hit it in the leg. It looks angry.

Smith anything useful to the fortress.
[2] You make some +steel figurines of an elf+.

GM TURN:
[6] The Wizard slams into a Forgotten Beast!
#5 digs [3] a small dormitory. #1 joins the militia. #4 gathers [5] Moonberries in the caverns. #3 [3] makes some cheese, somehow. #2 plays.
The zombie invades the fortress! [6v3] #6 shoots his Tommy gun at the zombie, shredding it but running out of ammo.
[1] The forgotten beast Ungngo Snaillords has come! A towering hairy slug. It has thin wings of stretched skin and it squirms and fidgets. Its lavender hair is short and even. Beware its noxious secretions!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #115 on: January 03, 2013, 10:07:57 am »

Somehow smith a tank!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #116 on: January 03, 2013, 10:50:05 am »

Set fire to Ungngo's noxious secretions. And Ungngo himself, if possible.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #117 on: January 03, 2013, 11:00:10 am »

Save the stockpiles and turn off the offending pumps.
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In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
One mustn't stare into the pathos, lest one become Pathos.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #118 on: January 03, 2013, 11:06:33 am »

Zombie Killer shot me in the #@%!king leg. He's a deaaad man.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #119 on: January 03, 2013, 11:36:11 am »

Respawn.
Steal wizard's powers.
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