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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best, Furtaka helped  (Read 25153 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #90 on: January 02, 2013, 06:08:10 pm »

Sorry.

[2] Can't think of anything.


Oh, and BTW: Xantalos is going to get a bit annoyed if everyone calls his fortress Doomblade's...
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #91 on: January 02, 2013, 06:12:13 pm »

Understatement of the millennium.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #92 on: January 02, 2013, 06:20:25 pm »

Go outside, declare the kitten ruler of everything. Become his prophet/high priest.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #93 on: January 02, 2013, 06:21:58 pm »

Respawn with Pick, Dig down, cause cave-in of island

I wonder what woulod happen if I roll a 6.
« Last Edit: January 02, 2013, 06:47:40 pm by misko27 »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #94 on: January 02, 2013, 06:39:01 pm »

Okay, why are you trying to kill me?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #95 on: January 02, 2013, 06:45:22 pm »

I'm feeling annoyed. After this I plan to dig through the foundations of the island, and kill us all.
 
But it's possible the GM is cheating to prevent that.

Wait, people are respawning like us? This islands already crowded.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #96 on: January 02, 2013, 06:47:08 pm »

Take it out on an NPC! Not me. >_>
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #97 on: January 02, 2013, 07:09:01 pm »

Respawn. Build a boat. Take katana.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #98 on: January 02, 2013, 07:13:06 pm »

I'm going to kill us all, except for those who escape. After the respawner sinks, most people will start disappearing quickly. There are a few who might escape, and as such they will be hunted and killed with a pick applied directly to the forehead, into the skull, the only Urist-endorsed cure for life.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #99 on: January 02, 2013, 08:15:18 pm »

I'm feeling annoyed. After this I plan to dig through the foundations of the island, and kill us all.
But it's possible the GM is cheating to prevent that.
I'm not cheating to prevent it, I'm just interpreting things in a way that doesn't involve destroying the game already. We're only 7 pages in.

Continue digging down with cat golem.
[5] Dang. You've got yourself the makings of a massive grand hall...it's just missing one thing...Then the ship crashes through the roof and floor, revealing a cavern and creating a ☼Water Fall☼. Perfect! Smooth and engrave the thing, add furniture to taste, and you've got a damn grand hall. Perfect timing; 10 migrants or so have arrived.

Expand fortess, and find plump helmet spawn.
[3] You expand the farms, [4] and locate some plump helmets that just sprouted in the soil layers.

Respawn with spellbook.
Join Xantaloses fortress.

[5] You've got a spellbook.

Use driftwood and anything else I can get my hands on to complete the machine and pull the hsip out of gthe water
[1] You destroy what you have now under the weight of rotten wood.

Join Xantalos fortress as well with mafia guy. Then help improve fortress.
[5] You become the fortress smith. The Mafia guy is the militia captain. You begin smelting and patrolling.

Go outside, declare the kitten ruler of everything. Become his prophet/high priest.
[5] The cat gives you his blessings: You are turned into a tiger.

Respawn with Pick, Dig down, cause cave-in of island

I wonder what woulod happen if I roll a 6.
[6] Looks like you'll find out.
You grab your pick, sneak into Xantalos's fortress, and start digging. The ground shudders, then the ship collapses through the newly-carved parts of the fortress! You'd be proud of your work, but it collapsed when you were under it. Respawn?

Respawn. Build a boat. Take katana.
You have a saw. [6-1] You turn the saw and some corpses into a workable boat. As you get the katana, the whirlpool created by the huge hole sucks in your boat! It's not gone yet...

GM TURN:
The survivalist, the attractive girl, the child, and the nutcase immigrate.
The wizard gestures! [3] A corpse shudders and begins to move!
The Yakuza guy and the girl glance at each other and fleemigrate to the fortress.
« Last Edit: January 02, 2013, 08:20:06 pm by GreatWyrmGold »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #100 on: January 02, 2013, 08:16:33 pm »

Use anything I can get my hands in to keep the sea from surging into the newly formed cavern
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #101 on: January 02, 2013, 08:17:37 pm »

Deeper.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #102 on: January 02, 2013, 08:18:03 pm »

Respawn. Build a boat. Take katana.

This wasn't in there.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #103 on: January 02, 2013, 08:20:19 pm »

Respawn. Build a boat. Take katana.
This wasn't in there.
What are you talking abouit?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #104 on: January 02, 2013, 08:26:32 pm »

Kill wizard with katana.
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