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[ansontan2000]

Stab Zombie Shark

[Harry Baldman]

Find forest or jungle. Start a fire. The kind that warms people up and doesn't burn down the forest, preferably.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Defeat zombie shark using shovel.

[1] You are eaten by a zombie shark.

Make serum out clay and my own spit.

[6] A little clay cat is created!

Eh.
Begin digging straight down.

You get the shovel out of Doomblade's dead hands and [3] dig a little pit.

respawn with camera phone. Take pictures of island and send them to newspaper.

[2] The pictures are pretty blurry. Also, there's no wi-fi and you don't know their number.

Make zombie shark into sword.

[3] You sharpen the zombie shark's tail.

Confused. I end up having sex in alot of these RTDs. Regardless, uh, after, coitus, ask her how she feels about a relationship.

...
[1] "It was nice. Good-bye."

Grab the shark and use it to bludgeon Misko and girlfriend until they stop doing that in public.

They're probably going to stop now.

Stab Zombie Shark

[4] You stab the shark! What did you expect that to do?

Find forest or jungle. Start a fire. The kind that warms people up and doesn't burn down the forest, preferably.

There doesn't seem to be one on this island. Maybe start making a boat?

GM TURN:
The zombie shark [5+1v3] slaices ShadowDragon in half with its tail. Respawn?
The shark and cat golems [6,6v3] rip Vorthon to shreds. Respawn?
Out of the ship comes [5] the survivalist, leading his posse.

[Furtuka]

Hit somebody with the shark anyways

[Harry Baldman]

Set fire to golems! Golems hate fire, right?

[ShadowDragon]

Respawn.
Make shark golem into sword.

[misko27]

Mean!

To the hovel again. Enter carefully.

[Doomblade187]

Respawn with shovel. Destroy the undead monstrosity that is the shark.

[Tavik Toth]

Find ammo for gun the look for somewhere else on the island that is safe along with mafia guy. Also ask what his name is.

[Vorthon]

Respawn wearing a cat-ears headband and bright orange clothing. With a kitten in my pocket. Boomerang kitten.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Hit somebody with the shark anyways

[6] You hit Xantalos, but get a hernia. Wait, didn't you already get one? What the heck does a hernia do to you, anyway?

Set fire to golems! Golems hate fire, right?

[1] Sensible. You decide to light yourself on fire to scare the golems away! You fail to scare them off. Maybe 'cuz they aren't flammable?

Respawn.
Make shark golem into sword.

You have a hammer. [4] The shark golem is flattened, heated in Harry Baldman, and turned into a shark-themed sword. Still animate.

To the hovel again. Enter carefully.

Still no one there.

Respawn with shovel. Destroy the undead monstrosity that is the shark.

[6] You completely obliterate the shark, the hovel, and in fact a large portion of the people on the island. Everyone who is playing, please check the OP, because I don't feel like listing the deaths.

Respawn wearing a cat-ears headband and bright orange clothing. With a kitten in my pocket. Boomerang kitten.

[4] Kitten AND a boomerang.
The ship is now partly submerged.

[Xantalos]

Respawn. Continue digging.

[Furtuka]

Respawn with a spool, a rope, a saw, a hammer, and several pices of wood.

Use an elaborate pulley system to pull the ship out of the water and onto the beach

[GreatWyrmGold]

Continue digging.

You're dead.

[Tavik Toth]

Find structures with mafia guy!