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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best, Furtaka helped  (Read 24831 times)

miauw62

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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2013, 09:53:55 am »

Spawn with pocket knife and tuxedo, explore ship.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2013, 11:05:27 am »

Spawn with small knife. Run to the middle of island.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2013, 11:54:41 am »

Respawn. Punch te beached shark to death
I'll give you brass knuckles. [1] You decide to punch it in the teeth. [4] It eats you. Respawn?

Shoot this motherfucker. Leave ship, assess surrounding for point of interests and general area.
[6] You empty your Tommy gun into him. Well-done. Except now you have no bullets. You determine that the main points of interest on the island are the clayey knoll towards the middle and the beach towards the edges. And the shark on the beach. And the hovel near the knoll.

Respawn. Build shelter.
I'll give you a shovel. [3] You dig up some clay and discover a big hole in the knoll!

Spawn with a superhuman serum
Inject it

I'll give you [4] a minor superhuman serum. You inject it into yourself, giving yourself somewhat improved speed, strength, toughness, and healing, as well as a higher metabolism.

Spawn with a kit of surgical tools and all the disinfectant and anesthetic one might need. Do science on Yakuza or shark until they depart. Take Yakuza's katana if possible.
Sure. [6] You do SCIENCE on the Yakuza's corpse. It comes back to life! Taking its katana, you [2-1] cut your own (right lower) leg off.

Spawn with longsword
Stab yakuza guy in the back.

You have a [5] longsword. [2] You miss the zombie.

Take katana.
[1v2] You grab the blade. Ouch.

Spawn with Mg42 and military body armour then find other survivors.
No.
You find a bunch of other survivors, the PCs. You also find a shark, a zombie, and a [2] small child.

Spawn with pocket knife and tuxedo, explore ship.
[5] You generate a map of the ship. You also pick up [1,5] a raving nutcase who thinks he's a wizard and a survivalist guy with a shotgun.

Spawn with small knife. Run to the middle of island.
You run onto the knoll! Congrats!

GM TURN:
The zombie [3v1] grabs and bites Baldman. There goes his other foot.
Out wanders a [4] good-looking girl with a crowbar.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2013, 12:05:39 pm »

Chat with good-looking girl.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2013, 12:09:45 pm »

Find a weapon then join up with a random survivor.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #20 on: January 01, 2013, 12:11:13 pm »

Respawn with a rifle. Shoot the shark to death
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2013, 12:16:31 pm »

Widen hole and explore.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #22 on: January 01, 2013, 12:35:16 pm »

"Ha-hah! Protect me, minion, while I do more SCIENCE!"

Make a majestic, beautiful KATANA-LEG out of the katana! If the Yakuza agrees to protect me, instruct him to strangle the katana thief.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #23 on: January 01, 2013, 01:10:43 pm »

Also chat with girl. Ask if she knows where and what the hell is going on.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #24 on: January 01, 2013, 01:20:58 pm »

Set zombie on fire.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #25 on: January 01, 2013, 01:30:13 pm »

Chat with good-looking girl.
"Hi."
"Hi."
"How are you?"
"Fine. You?"
"Also fine, despite the zombie."

Find a weapon then join up with a random survivor.
[1] You decide to grab the hatchet someone had earlier. The shark eats you. Respawn?

Respawn with a rifle. Shoot the shark to death
You get [2] a squirt gun. [6] The shark's gills are dampened.

Widen hole and explore.
It seems to be a cave! Very dark, though.

"Ha-hah! Protect me, minion, while I do more SCIENCE!"

Make a majestic, beautiful KATANA-LEG out of the katana! If the Yakuza agrees to protect me, instruct him to strangle the katana thief.
[6] You make a katanaleg, or as the Japanese call it, カタナ脚. You're still short by a foot. The Yakuza guy appears to be a zombie.

Also chat with girl. Ask if she knows where and what the hell is going on.
"Hi."
"Hi."
"Hi."
"How are you two?"
"Fine."
"Fine."
"Me too. Do you know where we are?"
"No."
"Yes, we're next to the ship."
"What's going on?"
"I don't know."
"We're talking. Someone is coming out of the ship."

Set zombie on fire.
[1] You try to set the shark on fire. It's wet. [6] It eats you and gets some indigestion. Respawn?

GM TURN:
The zombie [6] latches onto Baldman's neck, losing its body in the process. Somehow.
The shark vomits up [rolls] the hatchet and the brass knuckles.
The child pesters Furtaka to let him have the squirt gun.
#1 exits the ship again.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #26 on: January 01, 2013, 01:37:26 pm »

Ask more information about her, and where she came from, and why she is so laissez faire about the zombies and sharks and such.
 
Also flirt.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #27 on: January 01, 2013, 01:40:37 pm »

Respawn with a rifle then join up with a survivor.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #28 on: January 01, 2013, 01:53:11 pm »

Make a torch, light it, and explore the cave.
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One mustn't stare into the pathos, lest one become Pathos.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #29 on: January 01, 2013, 02:02:47 pm »

Respawn with phone.
Make shark into sword.
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