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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best, Furtaka helped  (Read 25109 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best, Furtaka helped
« on: December 31, 2012, 08:30:28 pm »
Yeah, right.
Welcome to the latest in the The Art of Minimalism series. If you know what this is, proceed; if not, read on.
It's a minimalist RTD with a few restrictions. Try not to go too crazy. Go ahead and be weird, but try not to summon elder evils. That never ends well.

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Join at any time.
You are a perfectly normal person. You cannot summon items or transform into stuff. That gets way out of hand. You can do anything an above-average person would, though.
Each time you die, if you die, you will return to the ship.


Starting Inventory:
Clothes of some kind
One common, mundane object you would expect to have in your pocket

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You awake. You are in a stateroom on a massive cruise ship, but you're pretty sure your bed is supposed to be on the floor, not the wall.
You wander out of the ship via a large hole in the side (once the lower hull) and onto an island, maybe a mile or two across, covered in grass except for a clayey knoll.

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Spoiler: "Island" (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: January 05, 2013, 01:04:06 pm by GreatWyrmGold »
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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2012, 08:35:01 pm »
Spawn with a tool box, a jar of glue and a tourist outfit Go fishing with bare hands
« Last Edit: December 31, 2012, 09:49:07 pm by Furtuka »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2012, 08:38:37 pm »
Find Shelter, wearing light desert clothing and carrying a hatchet.
« Last Edit: December 31, 2012, 09:43:59 pm by Doomblade187 »
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In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2012, 08:51:21 pm »
Spawn with lump of uranium.
Make hut out of grass.
« Last Edit: December 31, 2012, 09:47:59 pm by ShadowDragon »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2012, 09:23:18 pm »
Can I kill myself? Can I?
 
I want to be dressed like the old mafiosa of Five-points. I demand a tommy gun.
« Last Edit: December 31, 2012, 09:57:54 pm by misko27 »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2012, 09:37:35 pm »
Oh crud, I forgot something.

You can choose something to spawn with. You also get to choose what kind of clothes you have, if you like. I'll let y'all edit your actions to account for that choice.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2013, 12:31:50 am »
Quote from: Furtuka on December 31, 2012, 08:35:01 pm
Spawn with a tool box, a jar of glue and a tourist outfit Go fishing with bare hands
You are wearing a tool box and have a tourist's outfit. [6] You catch a shark. A live shark. It is hungry. Respawn?

Quote from: Doomblade187 on December 31, 2012, 08:38:37 pm
Find Shelter, wearing light desert clothing and carrying a hatchet.
You find [1] a nice little hut covered in sharkshide, with a nice door! Oh, that's a shark. Respawn?

Quote from: ShadowDragon on December 31, 2012, 08:51:21 pm
Spawn with lump of uranium.
Make hut out of grass.
No.
[4-1] You pile up some grass and mud into a crude hovel.

Quote from: misko27 on December 31, 2012, 09:23:18 pm
Can I kill myself? Can I?
 
I want to be dressed like the old mafiosa of Five-points. I demand a tommy gun.
[4] I guess...

GM TURN:
[1] A Yakuzaey guy comes out with a katana. [3] He cuts off misko's left hand, or right if he's left-handed.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2013, 12:38:13 am »
Respawn. Punch te beached shark to death
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2013, 12:41:49 am »
Shoot this motherfucker. Leave ship, assess surrounding for point of interests and general area.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2013, 01:10:16 am »
Respawn. Build shelter.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2013, 01:26:41 am »
Spawn with a superhuman serum
Inject it
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2013, 05:37:21 am »
Spawn with a kit of surgical tools and all the disinfectant and anesthetic one might need. Do science on Yakuza or shark until they depart. Take Yakuza's katana if possible.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2013, 06:04:41 am »
Spawn with longsword
Stab yakuza guy in the back.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2013, 08:21:59 am »
Take katana.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2013, 08:54:29 am »
Spawn with Mg42 and military body armour then find other survivors.
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