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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best, Furtaka helped  (Read 25227 times)

misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (3 turns left!)
« Reply #195 on: January 04, 2013, 10:09:32 pm »

(I have noticed YHWH is summoned a lot in your games.)

Do my own thing. I'm a dogfish. I don't care about anything except eating and stuff. Befriend giant shark.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (3 turns left!)
« Reply #196 on: January 04, 2013, 10:12:09 pm »

Only a coupe of times, and this time is an homage to the last more than anything.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (3 turns left!)
« Reply #197 on: January 04, 2013, 10:23:44 pm »

Respawn, and halt the progress of the 'Derming'.
« Last Edit: January 05, 2013, 12:15:00 am by Doomblade187 »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (3 turns left!)
« Reply #198 on: January 04, 2013, 10:33:16 pm »

Respawn.
Remove derm from timeline.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (3 turns left!)
« Reply #199 on: January 05, 2013, 03:18:16 am »

Swim into an aquatic portal to another dimension.
« Last Edit: January 05, 2013, 03:46:36 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (3 turns left!)
« Reply #200 on: January 05, 2013, 06:47:08 am »

SLAUGHTER THE THINGS.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (3 turns left!)
« Reply #201 on: January 05, 2013, 09:40:30 am »

RIDE OUT AGAINST THE SHARK EMPOWERED BY MY HEART OF BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRNING JUSTICE
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KEEP PRAYING!
[6] You summon a lightning bolt! Turns out, lightning hates you. Respawn?

Do my own thing. I'm a dogfish. I don't care about anything except eating and stuff. Befriend giant shark.
[5] Aw, what a cute little guy! I'll protect you and love you and call you GDMZep23ipeoamnrkwomcngmemoa.

Respawn, and halt the progress of the 'Derming'.
[1] Process accelerated. [6,6,3] Suddenly, several Space Marines, lots of explosives, and a weird corrupt area appear.

Respawn.
Remove derm from timeline.

[6] You remove dermonster from the timeline so hard that you re-derm everything!

Swim into an aquatic portal to another dimension.
[6] That dimension is one of the infinite layers of the Abyss...

SLAUGHTER THE THINGS.
[5] You kill a bunch of stuff.

GM TURN:
The things escape to their own realm.
#5 [6] starts turning things into 5, including itself, which somehow makes it a completely normal 5.
YHWH [6+3] closes off all gateways off of this doomed world, then tries to leave. Oh, right.
The space marines call someone.
The corrupted area grows...
[3,3,3,4] A weird machine, a Greater Demon King, a wormhole to Pandesmonium, and Theodore Roosevelt appear. "Um. This is better than the other place, I guess...maybe..."
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (3 turns left!)
« Reply #202 on: January 05, 2013, 09:40:50 am »

STOP THE DERMING AT ALL COST!.
« Last Edit: January 05, 2013, 09:52:05 am by Tavik Toth »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (1 turn[s]s[/s] left!)
« Reply #203 on: January 05, 2013, 09:42:54 am »

It never fails to amaze me how fast you guys post after an update. The Roll to Dodge page had loaded right after posting this, and already there was a new reply!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (1 turn[s]s[/s] left!)
« Reply #204 on: January 05, 2013, 10:08:10 am »

Have a jolly good time in the Abyss.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (1 turn[s]s[/s] left!)
« Reply #205 on: January 05, 2013, 10:29:09 am »

Respawn.
Summon snarl.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (1 turn[s]s[/s] left!)
« Reply #206 on: January 05, 2013, 10:29:30 am »

Respawn as small hivemind of amphibious kittens. Trying pray to the Lord of Cats to stop and reverse the derming.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (1 turn[s]s[/s] left!)
« Reply #207 on: January 05, 2013, 10:42:59 am »

Respawn. Merge with all the references. And Furtuka the Derming!!!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (1 turn[s]s[/s] left!)
« Reply #208 on: January 05, 2013, 11:17:41 am »

(Does the wierd machine change the stuff inside of it to something else? Also, Art of minimalism 3 is my favorite, because it had a good long run. The past to got Dermed really quickly.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best (1 turn[s]s[/s] left!)
« Reply #209 on: January 05, 2013, 11:30:03 am »

Yup, that's the machine!

I'm not sure what it was about it that kept it undermed so long.
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