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What should the first map be?

City Streets
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Sinking Prison
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Arena
- 0 (0%)

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Author Topic: Roll to Deathmatch - Pregame  (Read 4515 times)

Greenstarfanatic

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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Pregame
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2012, 04:10:46 pm »

Bert shall leap feet-first into YES' face!
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Pregame
« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2012, 04:37:21 pm »

The shall leap face first into Bert's feet!
« Last Edit: December 30, 2012, 06:18:08 pm by Thecard »
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Pregame
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2012, 04:44:15 pm »

Caelyth will turn arround, run away a good bit and go search for anything useful to kill people, you call it weapons I believe.
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Pregame
« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2012, 05:25:25 pm »

Bert shall leap feet-first into YES' face!
Yes, he has a name; no, Yes is not his name. His first name starts with G.

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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Pregame
« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2012, 05:28:56 pm »

The Doomy Blade surveys his opponents, and decides he needs weapons. To this end, he searches the city for implements of war.
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Pregame
« Reply #20 on: December 30, 2012, 11:09:58 pm »

Curb stomp someone at random.  If random is uncool, then go with that Bert fellow.
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Pregame
« Reply #21 on: December 30, 2012, 11:27:33 pm »

Bert shall leap feet-first into YES' face!
Yes, he has a name; no, Yes is not his name. His first name starts with G.

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Screw that, I'm just going to keep calling you 'Yes'. You are....
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Pregame
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2012, 03:50:01 am »

Scapheap is grip by a urge to kill Bert for some reason. He will follow it.
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Pregame
« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2012, 12:32:03 pm »

Yeah, you are Yes and I am The.


Don't attempt to rationalize!
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Pregame
« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2012, 06:02:44 pm »

The Vociferous Bob Of War will eat that Scapheap fellow. The Vociferous Bob of War thinks he looks somewhat out of his depth, making him the perfect target for The Vociferous Bob Of War.
[3] You bite him mildly. It does [1] Damage.

Bert shall leap feet-first into YES' face!
[4] You kick YES in the face, doing [2] Damage!

The shall leap face first into Bert's feet!
[1] You stumble! -1 for next roll!

Caelyth will turn arround, run away a good bit and go search for anything useful to kill people, you call it weapons I believe.
[6] You find a minigun! It's loaded and very heavy.

Attempt to cast a deadly spell at Greenstarfanatic.
[2] You Fail! Lose 2 MP!

The Doomy Blade surveys his opponents, and decides he needs weapons. To this end, he searches the city for implements of war.
[1] You find a bear trap. It's attacking your leg. -2 HP

Curb stomp someone at random.  If random is uncool, then go with that Bert fellow.
You curb stomp... [7] yourself. [4] It goes well, and you lose 2 HP

Scapheap is grip by a urge to kill Bert for some reason. He will follow it.
You try to attack Bert, but fall over! -1 HP

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THE POLICE HAVE ARRIVED!
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Officer 1: 10/10
Officer 2: 10/10
Police Dog: 5/5
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Initials: GWG. Name: Yes.
HP: 8/10
MP: 3/5

Name: The Doomy Blade
HP: 8/10
MP: 5/5

Name: Nix
HP: 10/10
MP 5/5

Name: Card, The
Health: 10/10
MP: 5/5

Name: Caelyth
Health: 10/10
MP: 5/5

Name: Scapheap the hopelessly out of his depth.
Health: 9/10
MP: 5/5

Name: The Vociferous Bob Of War
Health: 10/10
MP: 5/5

Name:  Doctor Awesome
HP: 8/10
MP: 5/5

Name: Bert
HP: 9/10
MP 5/5
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Pregame
« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2012, 06:05:01 pm »

Cast a spell at Dr. Awesome. A deadly one, ideally.
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Pregame
« Reply #26 on: December 31, 2012, 06:16:40 pm »

Look unimportance to the police.
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Pregame
« Reply #27 on: December 31, 2012, 06:18:27 pm »

The Vociferous Bob of War finds the hopelessly out of depth fellow tasty. The Vociferous Bob of War will cast a spell to supply The Vociferous Bob Of War with cooking implements worthy of a cannibal of The Vociferous Bob Of War's caliber.
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Pregame
« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2012, 06:32:15 pm »

Erm... Face Yes in the punch?
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Pregame
« Reply #29 on: December 31, 2012, 06:55:17 pm »

The Doomy Blade will find implements of war and attack that fellow with the minigun over there. Biggest threats first.
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In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
One mustn't stare into the pathos, lest one become Pathos.
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