The Vociferous Bob Of War will eat that Scapheap fellow. The Vociferous Bob of War thinks he looks somewhat out of his depth, making him the perfect target for The Vociferous Bob Of War.
[3] You bite him mildly. It does [1] Damage.
Bert shall leap feet-first into YES' face!
[4] You kick YES in the face, doing [2] Damage!
The shall leap face first into Bert's feet!
[1] You stumble! -1 for next roll!
Caelyth will turn arround, run away a good bit and go search for anything useful to kill people, you call it weapons I believe.
[6] You find a minigun! It's loaded and very heavy.
Attempt to cast a deadly spell at Greenstarfanatic.
[2] You Fail! Lose 2 MP!
The Doomy Blade surveys his opponents, and decides he needs weapons. To this end, he searches the city for implements of war.
[1] You find a bear trap. It's attacking your leg. -2 HP
Curb stomp someone at random. If random is uncool, then go with that Bert fellow.
You curb stomp... [7] yourself. [4] It goes well, and you lose 2 HP
Scapheap is grip by a urge to kill Bert for some reason. He will follow it.
You try to attack Bert, but fall over! -1 HP
Be inactive
You are.
THE POLICE HAVE ARRIVED!
They look ready to beat down some folks.
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Officer 1: 10/10
Officer 2: 10/10
Police Dog: 5/5
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Initials: GWG. Name: Yes.
HP: 8/10
MP: 3/5
Name: The Doomy Blade
HP: 8/10
MP: 5/5
Name: Nix
HP: 10/10
MP 5/5
Name: Card, The
Health: 10/10
MP: 5/5
Name: Caelyth
Health: 10/10
MP: 5/5
Name: Scapheap the hopelessly out of his depth.
Health: 9/10
MP: 5/5
Name: The Vociferous Bob Of War
Health: 10/10
MP: 5/5
Name: Doctor Awesome
HP: 8/10
MP: 5/5
Name: Bert
HP: 9/10
MP 5/5