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What should the first map be?

City Streets
- 7 (50%)
Sinking Prison
- 7 (50%)
Arena
- 0 (0%)

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Author Topic: Roll to Deathmatch - Pregame  (Read 4369 times)

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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Pregame
« Reply #45 on: January 02, 2013, 12:03:32 am »

EAT the dog.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Pregame
« Reply #46 on: January 02, 2013, 12:19:12 am »

Seeing as the other successful folks are obtaining tools of war, why not I? Attempt to harbor the luck around me to give myself a devastating tool. Proceed to mash people's faces with it.
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Pregame
« Reply #47 on: January 02, 2013, 12:31:20 am »

Repeat action.

Oh, and Scelly?  You seriously need to read my posts closer, apparently.  I never said I wanted to punch Yes.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Pregame
« Reply #48 on: January 02, 2013, 12:35:14 am »

Oh, and Scelly?  You seriously need to read my posts closer, apparently.  I never said I wanted to punch Yes.
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Pregame
« Reply #49 on: January 02, 2013, 12:49:46 am »

Don't worry though.  Only thing wrong is the wording.  I wanted to face his punch, not the other way around.  This worked out about as well as I could have expected a headbutt to go.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Pregame
« Reply #50 on: January 02, 2013, 03:42:24 am »

Toss bob at the police.
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Pregame
« Reply #51 on: January 02, 2013, 04:05:57 am »

The Vociferous Bob of War shall dual-wield The Vociferous Bob of War's cleaver and bonesaw and strike wildly at both of The Vociferous Bob Of War's attackers! Particularly the one that dares to attack The Vociferous Bob Of War with outdated peasant-killing implements!

"HELP, HELP, POLICE! THE VOCIFEROUS BOB OF WAR DOES NOT APPRECIATE BEING MURDERED BY RUFFIANS TOTALLY UNLIKE THE VOCIFEROUS BOB OF WAR!"
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