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[javierpwn]

but as they are both [OPPOSEDTOLIFE]
they wont kill each other

[misko27]

Rabidgam3r the Frothy appears, and blesses this beach, making it give a bonus to those he deems worthy.

Being a bay12er, this grants insanity.
 
Debatably, Jesus dying is a good thing to their morale. however, he dies for humanities sins, so the Nazis are wiped out, making it irrelvant.

The Nazis are dead.

But as previously said, Nazis instantly become zombies upon death

But they didn't "die" jesus defeated them completely. It would defeat the piont if theur bodies became zombies. Their bodies are not only dead, but lose the [FASCIST] tag entirely, because they were purged of evil.

[Doomblade187]

The dwarves are 5th edition, as the other editions are just unbalanced.

[GreatWyrmGold]

What about 3.1415th edition?

[misko27]

What about 3.1415th edition?

I got this guys.
BOO. IS FOR NOOBS. BOO YOU SUCK. BALLS.
 
There, no that the obvious hate is out of the way, I think it's a interesting idea.

[javierpwn]

What about 3.1415th edition?

That isn't the title you fool, it is the 3.1415926535 edition!

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

What about 3.1415th edition?

That isn't the title you fool, it is the 3.1415926535 edition!

3.1415926535897932364 is the actual edition number.

[rabidgam3r]

What about 3.1415th edition?

That isn't the title you fool, it is the 3.1415926535 edition!

3.1415926535897932364 is the actual edition number.

Idiot, thats the next one! Its 3.1231239123461762548347153476234856124876431.e+Monsters-spells

[Hubris Incalculable]

So, does anyone know what stat to roll against to determine whether or not my Buttressed Half-Stone-Golem survived the CarpNami?

[misko27]

I would assume darkness resistance, but if we are playing the slightly expanded statistics eddition, it should also include a average of fish dodging and dwarfiness.

[rabidgam3r]

Not to mention the Waterproof rating.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Well, DR is 50.29867, Fish Dodging skill is 6, DN is 37.99236 and WR is 88.99217.

So, *rolls* *rolls* *rolls* *scribbles* it looks like I made it, but my buttresses took a great deal of damage, so I have a structural disability of 67.66762

[Doomblade187]

But with a structural instability over 60, golems take damage each turn, so it's slowly falling apart. As per 13th edition, anyway.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Well it is a half golem, so the damage per turn is reduced a third of it's original value (see the Architectural Bestiary Supplement), so I have three times the time to live that a golem usually gets.

[rabidgam3r]

But the water damage halves the time it has left before it falls apart.