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[Doomblade187]

And due to duty to protect innocents, the sacrificial sheeple is attacked by two hammerdwarfs.

As per the classification of sheep, it doesn't really matter that much- it only matters a lot if someone tries to take control of the sheeple.

And yes, some wine would be nice.

[misko27]

And due to duty to protect innocents, the sacrificial sheeple is attacked by two hammerdwarfs.

As per the classification of sheep, it doesn't really matter that much- it only matters a lot if someone tries to take control of the sheeple.

And yes, some wine would be nice.

Idiote, He is trying to pre-detonate it so they don't all die like cattle!
 
Puns. Isn't there a bonus for first pun?

[ExKirby]

No, but a free glass of wine for you all anyway with seven turns on the clock. Ah, this is the life. There is nothing quite like a good game of Tacticus.

[racnor]

I drop an unascended prince of light into the fray, on top of a quest crypt. The prince attacks the hammer-dwarfs, destroying their luck.

[ExKirby]

Luck is a fragile thing; you have the same odds of rolling 6000 with 1000d6 as you do rolling 1000. As such, the hammerdorfs can only roll statistical averages. Six turns left.

Also, are these dwarves 5th, 14th or Classic Edition?

[rabidgam3r]

I send my Wolf Anti-Heroes to fight the Sheep Heroes.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

It's been long enough, so I can use another Tsunami.  I roll...*die rolls* a six! yes!  I can roll a d100 to see what I can send along with the six-meter wave!  *dice roll* *consults chart* I get to put in..."a mongol-sized horde (10 units) of a husked version of a fish species of my choice".  I think I will use carp, which due to the water creature migration and adaption manual can exist within the sea.  Within monster manual CVI, carp get the ability to devour anything in their path if they are both: husked, and in large enough numbers.  Yes!

[rabidgam3r]

But, the first Carp slain will revive my Crab, as said in the Aquatic Adventures book.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

But, the first Carp slain will revive my Crab, as said in the Aquatic Adventures book.

Ah, and in the same book, it states that all Aquatic creatures are on the same side when against land or air based creatures.

[misko27]

But, the first Carp slain will revive my Crab, as said in the Aquatic Adventures book.

Ah, and in the same book, it states that all Aquatic creatures are on the same side when against land or air based creatures.

Husks carp are lose their aquatic tag, however.

[javierpwn]

The nazis which everyone ignored have decided to go on more slaughtering sprees, as said in the National Socialist Handbook, they kill everyone who is intruding upon their state

[rabidgam3r]

Rabidgam3r the Frothy appears, and blesses this beach, making it give a bonus to those he deems worthy.

Being a bay12er, this grants insanity.
 
Debatably, Jesus dying is a good thing to their morale. however, he dies for humanities sins, so the Nazis are wiped out, making it irrelvant.

The Nazis are dead.

[misko27]

Ahh, another example of a well-played Tacticus. Tis is shaping up quite nicely. GM, if you would be so kind as to pass the wine...

[javierpwn]

Rabidgam3r the Frothy appears, and blesses this beach, making it give a bonus to those he deems worthy.

Being a bay12er, this grants insanity.
 
Debatably, Jesus dying is a good thing to their morale. however, he dies for humanities sins, so the Nazis are wiped out, making it irrelvant.

The Nazis are dead.

But as previously said, Nazis instantly become zombies upon death

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

But, the first Carp slain will revive my Crab, as said in the Aquatic Adventures book.

Ah, and in the same book, it states that all Aquatic creatures are on the same side when against land or air based creatures.

Husks carp are lose their aquatic tag, however.

Which book says that?  My "Alignment Afflictions" manual for version 4.1 under the husk entry only states that husk is added.

Rabidgam3r the Frothy appears, and blesses this beach, making it give a bonus to those he deems worthy.

Being a bay12er, this grants insanity.
 
Debatably, Jesus dying is a good thing to their morale. however, he dies for humanities sins, so the Nazis are wiped out, making it irrelvant.

The Nazis are dead.

But as previously said, Nazis instantly become zombies upon death

You forgot the 6-meter Tsunami with Carp husks